nice try guys but i dont have hemmorhoids. my asshole is museum quality
April 12, 2026 at 12:10 PM
nice try guys but i dont have hemmorhoids. my asshole is museum quality
something unpleasant that i recently learned is that people are giving themselves hemmorhoids in record numbers from scrolling on the terlet for too long
April 12, 2026 at 11:39 AM
something unpleasant that i recently learned is that people are giving themselves hemmorhoids in record numbers from scrolling on the terlet for too long
we're counting hemmorhoids as internal bleeding now
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
we're counting hemmorhoids as internal bleeding now
HEMMORHOIDS DO NOT CONCERN ME, ADMIRAL.
May 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
HEMMORHOIDS DO NOT CONCERN ME, ADMIRAL.
Hemmorhoids hopefully!
February 20, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Hemmorhoids hopefully!
I HOPE TRUMP HAS HEMMORHOIDS ABOUT IT
July 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I HOPE TRUMP HAS HEMMORHOIDS ABOUT IT
Hemmorhoids are really just awful. I’m in my bottom era and I can’t even thrive. Fml
July 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Hemmorhoids are really just awful. I’m in my bottom era and I can’t even thrive. Fml
I HOPE THEY GOT HEMMORHOIDS SITTING THERE.
June 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I HOPE THEY GOT HEMMORHOIDS SITTING THERE.
as someone truly infested with hemmorhoids i hate the “hot girls with tummy issues 😚✌️”
April 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
as someone truly infested with hemmorhoids i hate the “hot girls with tummy issues 😚✌️”
The perils of aging include wrinkling skin and waning metabolism, but also varicose veins, hemmorhoids, and needing to manage calluses and hammertoes.
And at the same time, getting to get old is a privilege, especially if you’re able to do it in relative health.
And at the same time, getting to get old is a privilege, especially if you’re able to do it in relative health.
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 AM
The perils of aging include wrinkling skin and waning metabolism, but also varicose veins, hemmorhoids, and needing to manage calluses and hammertoes.
And at the same time, getting to get old is a privilege, especially if you’re able to do it in relative health.
And at the same time, getting to get old is a privilege, especially if you’re able to do it in relative health.
white album voice:
i got hemmorhoids on my nyzzy!!!
(angular guitar sounds)
(inaudible)
i got hemmorhoids on my nyzzy!!!
(angular guitar sounds)
(inaudible)
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
white album voice:
i got hemmorhoids on my nyzzy!!!
(angular guitar sounds)
(inaudible)
i got hemmorhoids on my nyzzy!!!
(angular guitar sounds)
(inaudible)
We got white women telling us they sleep in doggy beds and they’re eating hemmorhoids they thought was dingle berries.
Please keep all yt women content off the SL until further notice.
Please keep all yt women content off the SL until further notice.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We got white women telling us they sleep in doggy beds and they’re eating hemmorhoids they thought was dingle berries.
Please keep all yt women content off the SL until further notice.
Please keep all yt women content off the SL until further notice.
Dumbfuqs.
How about volunteering at a homeless shelter or food bank you pieces of shit.
I hope you all get raging hemmorhoids.
How about volunteering at a homeless shelter or food bank you pieces of shit.
I hope you all get raging hemmorhoids.
August 26, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Dumbfuqs.
How about volunteering at a homeless shelter or food bank you pieces of shit.
I hope you all get raging hemmorhoids.
How about volunteering at a homeless shelter or food bank you pieces of shit.
I hope you all get raging hemmorhoids.
Oinkment for hemmorhoids (can’t think of a pig pun)
July 18, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Oinkment for hemmorhoids (can’t think of a pig pun)
Ur gonna give urself hemmorhoids
Forcing farts out of my ass until I get abs
December 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Ur gonna give urself hemmorhoids
how can i be horny when i have severe depression and hemmorhoids
February 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
how can i be horny when i have severe depression and hemmorhoids
It does… it’s called hemmorhoids
January 10, 2026 at 10:53 AM
It does… it’s called hemmorhoids
Sitting all those hours in the truck and his hemmorhoids were bothering him. Nothing like a soothing tongue to make them feel better!
October 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sitting all those hours in the truck and his hemmorhoids were bothering him. Nothing like a soothing tongue to make them feel better!
🎵here comes hermorrhoids here comes hemorrhoids right down hemmorhoids way🎶
March 14, 2026 at 7:51 AM
🎵here comes hermorrhoids here comes hemorrhoids right down hemmorhoids way🎶
When hemmorhoids are a turn on. 🤮
September 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
When hemmorhoids are a turn on. 🤮
i like how this sounds like spring training news. kate middleton (abdomen) on track for easter return
March 16, 2024 at 4:04 AM