What a surprise that Trump and his henchman Blanche are sending their army of “monitors” to Democratic areas and places where there are high numbers of Black and Hispanic voters.
November 3, 2026 at 12:12 PM
What a surprise that Trump and his henchman Blanche are sending their army of “monitors” to Democratic areas and places where there are high numbers of Black and Hispanic voters.
I bet it feels so good to tell a henchman "leave us" without turning around
November 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I bet it feels so good to tell a henchman "leave us" without turning around
the more i think about vance's immediate "uh don't blame me it was the war that i definitely opposed" move the more i think the thing to hang on him is that he is craven and pathetic. like a henchman that switches sides at the first sign of trouble.
November 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
the more i think about vance's immediate "uh don't blame me it was the war that i definitely opposed" move the more i think the thing to hang on him is that he is craven and pathetic. like a henchman that switches sides at the first sign of trouble.
Finding out your Dad was, famously, The Racist Nazi Pedophile's henchman is not gonna play well with any human being! Sorry!
November 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Finding out your Dad was, famously, The Racist Nazi Pedophile's henchman is not gonna play well with any human being! Sorry!
Dead eyes like his henchman stephen miller
October 31, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Dead eyes like his henchman stephen miller
Douthat trying to do a hostile TV interview with AES is like the 5'6" henchman trying to shit talk Reacher
November 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Douthat trying to do a hostile TV interview with AES is like the 5'6" henchman trying to shit talk Reacher
Sightless and silent loyal henchman Morpho Lautner
THE AWFUL DR. ORLOFF (1962)
THE AWFUL DR. ORLOFF (1962)
November 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Sightless and silent loyal henchman Morpho Lautner
THE AWFUL DR. ORLOFF (1962)
THE AWFUL DR. ORLOFF (1962)
I need code switching Two Face so bad lmao. BTH gotta call a henchman nigga one time 😭.
November 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I need code switching Two Face so bad lmao. BTH gotta call a henchman nigga one time 😭.
Status report, "Character Design" dep't: It's funny to look around and see, in the (so-called) Real World, a "henchman" character so perfectly designed, even when almost in the highest space, to fail. One bought in, off the shelf. Convenient: hungry. One that happened to be handy... and cheap. (1/n)
November 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Status report, "Character Design" dep't: It's funny to look around and see, in the (so-called) Real World, a "henchman" character so perfectly designed, even when almost in the highest space, to fail. One bought in, off the shelf. Convenient: hungry. One that happened to be handy... and cheap. (1/n)
I don't think this idea would work as a full movie, a short movie yeah
November 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I don't think this idea would work as a full movie, a short movie yeah
"Do you in" Is he a 70s London henchman today lols🤣🐸
November 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
"Do you in" Is he a 70s London henchman today lols🤣🐸
I can be a little self indulgent with my OC/canon nonsense as a treat.
November 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I can be a little self indulgent with my OC/canon nonsense as a treat.
Carmen Sandiego summoning her V.I.L.E henchman
November 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Carmen Sandiego summoning her V.I.L.E henchman
Henchman 21 for Vice President, 2028!
Henchman 21 Gary Fischer from Venture Bros
Alt: Henchman 21 Gary Fischer from Venture Bros doing a little jig happy dance in his beat up The Monarch henching costume.
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November 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Henchman 21 for Vice President, 2028!
JD is every henchman who sold out Carmen Sandiego before the bonus round
the more i think about vance's immediate "uh don't blame me it was the war that i definitely opposed" move the more i think the thing to hang on him is that he is craven and pathetic. like a henchman that switches sides at the first sign of trouble.
November 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
JD is every henchman who sold out Carmen Sandiego before the bonus round
the battles we have left to face aren't really like, holy war for our place in the culture. it's more like when they got ambushed by that last henchman in austin powers. the one they killed with the swedish made penis enlarger? the guy who throws the shoe? anyway this is like that
November 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
the battles we have left to face aren't really like, holy war for our place in the culture. it's more like when they got ambushed by that last henchman in austin powers. the one they killed with the swedish made penis enlarger? the guy who throws the shoe? anyway this is like that
Obsessed with the total awe and wonder on the face of a weird looking middle aged henchman who is in shock at the fact that a chick way out of his league wants to ride his dick.
November 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Obsessed with the total awe and wonder on the face of a weird looking middle aged henchman who is in shock at the fact that a chick way out of his league wants to ride his dick.
Isn’t that the villain’s henchman in goldfinger?!!
November 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Isn’t that the villain’s henchman in goldfinger?!!
Note, "What a surprise that [wildly racist] Trump and his henchman Blanche . . . "
November 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Note, "What a surprise that [wildly racist] Trump and his henchman Blanche . . . "
Unaware brainwashing good to evil is always hot to me, brainwashed hero insisting they've always been a villainous henchman
October 29, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Unaware brainwashing good to evil is always hot to me, brainwashed hero insisting they've always been a villainous henchman
You would be a cool ass henchman, esp if they rocking that philosophy major.
November 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
You would be a cool ass henchman, esp if they rocking that philosophy major.
reading this in mobster henchman voice
November 3, 2026 at 12:20 PM
reading this in mobster henchman voice
does anyone on this earth think Dua Lipa couldn’t seduce either a henchman or henchwoman
November 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
does anyone on this earth think Dua Lipa couldn’t seduce either a henchman or henchwoman
And he's the one sitting on the throne. Darth Vader is literally just his henchman who was successfully manipulated by Palpatine into wrecking his life and becoming a villain. I don't understand?!
November 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
And he's the one sitting on the throne. Darth Vader is literally just his henchman who was successfully manipulated by Palpatine into wrecking his life and becoming a villain. I don't understand?!