#HeyAbbott, when your own court says no, maybe tone down the authoritarian bullshit a bit.
May 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
#HeyAbbott, when your own court says no, maybe tone down the authoritarian bullshit a bit.
This must be entirely out of character, because I'm sure a fervent #MAGAt like #HeyAbbott did his due diligence before endorsing this fine individual...
October 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
This must be entirely out of character, because I'm sure a fervent #MAGAt like #HeyAbbott did his due diligence before endorsing this fine individual...
Lou Costello's Iconic Surprised Reaction
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June 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The terrorist in a wheelchair running Texas needs a new bogeyman for his base. #HeyABBOTT sees his support of #TACO getting shot down in courts (by judges appointed by #TACO), so he's using his limited imagination to gin up another non-crisis. While real crises, like drowned kids, get ignored.
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The terrorist in a wheelchair running Texas needs a new bogeyman for his base. #HeyABBOTT sees his support of #TACO getting shot down in courts (by judges appointed by #TACO), so he's using his limited imagination to gin up another non-crisis. While real crises, like drowned kids, get ignored.
democratically elected governor who consistently shows no regard or respect for our Constitution. You are a good boy until you display any independent thinking. You know you're in the right when a right-wing clown like #HeyAbbott labels you "radical left." That's code for: Not a fucking fascist.
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
democratically elected governor who consistently shows no regard or respect for our Constitution. You are a good boy until you display any independent thinking. You know you're in the right when a right-wing clown like #HeyAbbott labels you "radical left." That's code for: Not a fucking fascist.
One of the beneficiaries of these purposefully-incompetent actions, #HeyAbbott, appointed the lickspittle who has allowed this to happen. Of course Abbott wouldn't comment on, let alone enforce, what are obviously illegal activities. Anything he says can, and will, be held against him in court...
September 25, 2026 at 8:09 AM
One of the beneficiaries of these purposefully-incompetent actions, #HeyAbbott, appointed the lickspittle who has allowed this to happen. Of course Abbott wouldn't comment on, let alone enforce, what are obviously illegal activities. Anything he says can, and will, be held against him in court...
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Guild Wars Short - HEY ABBOTT!
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September 21, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Classic from @guildwars2.com Reforged game. #heyabbott #short #guildwars
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#HeyAbbott! certainly had no issue with letting Austin steal a buck from every auto insurance policy in order to blanket the state with surveillance cameras. Suddenly, the #MAGAt douchebag realizes voters really don't like being spied on, particularly the paranoid Republicans in Texass...
August 30, 2026 at 9:21 AM
#HeyAbbott! certainly had no issue with letting Austin steal a buck from every auto insurance policy in order to blanket the state with surveillance cameras. Suddenly, the #MAGAt douchebag realizes voters really don't like being spied on, particularly the paranoid Republicans in Texass...
And yet, TX Gov. #HeyAbbott, & FLA Gov. #RonDeSatan refuse to extend #Medicaid to a combined 3M people, where 95% of the cost is be paid by the federal Government. But then news clips show Trumpers getting ACA-Medicaid care at rural clinics not wanting their neighbors to know they got "Obamacare."
🔥🔥A 2021 study found that Medicaid expansion as part of the ACA led to a substantial reduction in mortality, primarily driven by reductions in disease-related deaths. A 2018 study in the Journal of Political Economy found that, Medicaid reduced infant and child mortality since the 1960s and 1970s.🔥🔥
December 27, 2024 at 9:24 PM
And yet, TX Gov. #HeyAbbott, & FLA Gov. #RonDeSatan refuse to extend #Medicaid to a combined 3M people, where 95% of the cost is be paid by the federal Government. But then news clips show Trumpers getting ACA-Medicaid care at rural clinics not wanting their neighbors to know they got "Obamacare."
#HeyAbbott #IAuthorizeYouToSuckMyUSAFVeteranBallsack
#HeyTrump #MyTaintIsReservedForYou
#FuckTheGOP #FuckAbbott #FuckTrumpForever
#HeyTrump #MyTaintIsReservedForYou
#FuckTheGOP #FuckAbbott #FuckTrumpForever
The is an illegal invasion of Illinois by Texas backed by an utterly lawless Trump admin.
October 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The feds already dropped the ball (if they ever saw it), and now we have to rely on #MiniTACO, #HeyAbbott, to fix this. Wish us luck, we're going to need it...
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Abbott expands screwworm emergency, second case confirmed
A screwworm outbreak would threaten the state’s cattle industry and potentially increase already high beef prices nationwide.
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June 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
The feds already dropped the ball (if they ever saw it), and now we have to rely on #MiniTACO, #HeyAbbott, to fix this. Wish us luck, we're going to need it...
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#HeyAbbott seems a bit shocked, while #TACO has already blamed him for this misstep.
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Black Democrat Elected Mayor In Deep-Red Texas City
'People see me for who I am, not for the party," Wilitz said.
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May 7, 2026 at 11:22 AM
#HeyAbbott seems a bit shocked, while #TACO has already blamed him for this misstep.
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If the idea was to have better communications, why didn't they simply mandate cell towers where needed? The money to install them could be loans/grants out of the state's "rainy day" fund, taxpayer money that just sits there until #HeyAbbott wants to ship some more migrants to blue cities.
May 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
If the idea was to have better communications, why didn't they simply mandate cell towers where needed? The money to install them could be loans/grants out of the state's "rainy day" fund, taxpayer money that just sits there until #HeyAbbott wants to ship some more migrants to blue cities.
Texass loves #TACO and #HeyAbbott, and all the other #MAGAts, so it's no surprise that education takes the financial hit. When you're solely focused on your xenophobic agenda, while blowing million$ in taxpayer dough doing it, the things that make a civilization get ignored.
May 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Texass loves #TACO and #HeyAbbott, and all the other #MAGAts, so it's no surprise that education takes the financial hit. When you're solely focused on your xenophobic agenda, while blowing million$ in taxpayer dough doing it, the things that make a civilization get ignored.
Keeping a bright light on the Austin skulduggery of #HeyAbbott & Co. #HumansAgainstAbbott
April 13, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Keeping a bright light on the Austin skulduggery of #HeyAbbott & Co. #HumansAgainstAbbott
Preventing authoritarian douche canoes like Greg #HeyAbbott from foisting their own personal terrorist labels on American citizens. #ReligionRuinsEverything
March 18, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Preventing authoritarian douche canoes like Greg #HeyAbbott from foisting their own personal terrorist labels on American citizens. #ReligionRuinsEverything
Well, to a guy whose incompetence needlessly killed over 100,000, Americans during the COVID pandemic, Texas officials' incompetence only killing a hundred or so people probably does seem like a bang-up job. #TRUMPSHlT #HeyAbbott #TexasFlood
July 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Well, to a guy whose incompetence needlessly killed over 100,000, Americans during the COVID pandemic, Texas officials' incompetence only killing a hundred or so people probably does seem like a bang-up job. #TRUMPSHlT #HeyAbbott #TexasFlood