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gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Over the years, brothers drift apart. That’s why @loadingzone.bsky.social is so lucky to have a considerate little bro like me to brainwash him back to his nerdiest self. And remember, just cuz you’re the little bro, it doesn’t mean you can’t have a big juicy butt. 😜🍑👯🏻‍♂️
Two nerds stand in an alley doing the Vulcan salute. They both wear Star Trek ties, pocket protectors, highwaisted slacks, white socks and clunky glasses. The nerd on the right wears a short sleeve white button down and blue and cream saddle shoes. The nerd on the left wears suspenders, brown tassel loafers, and a yellow short sleeve button down. The nerd on the left has clearly been deeply brainwashed and nerdified. Two nerdy bros stand with their big butts facing the camera. As the older bro put it in modern terms (before such colloquial language was brainwashed out of his head), “you’re buttmogging me bro!”
October 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
angelvomit.bsky.social
I ALSO HATE HIGHWAISTED SHIT
September 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Sometimes a hot guy messages you asking to get nerdified on cam so you can make him cum in his highwaisted slacks and I just think that’s neat.
September 25, 2026 at 8:20 PM
lehtelia.bsky.social
There's art I saved years ago as inspo for Astralis but past me didn't note who drew it 😭
An embroidered top & sleeves, highwaisted pants and a sari-like sash pinned to a shoulder. He'd wear a mask & tolerate jewelry for once.

Ellian would have a dark, thick wintery dress with coarse fur on it.
Astralis Lavellan, elf with long dark hair braided and sylaise's vallaslin on his face Ellian Trevelyan, dark haired human with dark makeup and frostbite marks across her face
September 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Day 12 of chastity. Tighty whities fitting a little extra tighty today.
A man stands naked with his caged cock on display. Now he is wearing highwaisted white briefs with “Gilbert - Saturday” on the waistband. His briefs are little bulkier than usual. That same man, dressed in a short sleeve blue button down, yellow suspenders, yellow Kodak pocket protector, and brown highwaisted wool flat front slacks. The bulge is mysterious.
September 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Flat top, fat ass, can’t lose.

Posting from the archive as I think about all the winter slacks I’m excited to cram my fat butt into.
A nerd with thick glasses and a horseshoe flattop poses in a way to show off his landing strip. He wears a short sleeve white button down, red penguin print tie, white pocket protector, and highwaisted wool slacks. That same nerd from behind highlighting how extreme his flattop is as an elastic glasses strap stretches across the back of his head. His red suspenders are taut against his back as they keep his pants nice and high. That same nerd from the back, bent over a table. His butt looks gigantic in the thick wool pants, held taut from his suspenders. His haircut is extreme and shows the elastic glasses strap. The man’s entire appearance is a form of bondage, from the extreme aesthetic to the various straps that make it possible. There is no escape for him, nor would he want there to be.
September 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Tonight is the night for Brief Encounters at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social @theholechicago.bsky.social

It also coincides with ten days in chastity so come through and whisper mean things in my ear and let’s see how much I leak into these tighty whities.
A nerd with clunky glasses, a flattop, a mustache, a short sleeve yellow button down, blue pocket protector, Star Trek tie, and highwaisted slacks poses in his living room. That same nerd shows off his Stafford briefs which say “Gilbert - Thursday” on the waistband. He has a noticeable bulge from a chastity cage. A poster advertising Brief Encounters, a tighty whities night. Thursday September 10th at Jackhammer in Chicago.
September 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Just appreciating this fantastic art of @gilbertthegeek.bsky.social and the punk he used to be before the hypnosis incident changed his life forever 🥵

Art by the amazing @cobaltcerberus.bsky.social
Two anthropomorphic rats stand side by side. On the left is a punk rat with messy hair, glasses, a beard, a cropped tank top, shorts, and big boots. On the right, a totally nerdy rat with a flattop, glasses, a collared shirt, tie, suspenders, highwaisted slacks, and clunky nerdy dress shoes. They couldn’t be more different, but ironically the punk was turned into the nerd and his life changed forever.
September 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
louiselovingjoy.bsky.social
Agreed. I’m also uncomfortable driving in anything highwaisted, even if it’s a skirt with an elastic waste. Still squeezes 😖
September 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Be the kind of chastity geek that has their neighbors asking “why is that nerd always taking pictures of his butt in the alley?” Chastity day 7.
A flattopped nerd with clunky glasses, a white button down, red volcano tie, yellow Kodak pocket protector, black suspenders, black highwaisted slacks, White socks, and clunky black shoes poses in an alley. That same nerd from behind showing off his big round nerdy butt. The same nerd with his pants unzipped, exposing his tighty whiteys that say “GILBERT - MONDAY” on the waistband. His chastity cage pokes through the opening in his briefs.
September 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
maskling.bsky.social
I have been considering getting back into sewing just so I can make my own. I am thinking some highwaisted boyshorts will give me optimum comfort
September 7, 2026 at 4:02 AM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Is your bro getting too beefy and cool? Is he bullying you after the gym? The solution is simple: lock up his cock and put him in dorky clothes so he knows who’s really in charge.
A bro in the gym bathroom with a backwards baseball cap, cropped muscle tank, gym shorts, flexes his big bicep. That bro now wears a white wife pleaser and labeled briefs that say “Gilbert - Friday.” He flexes his biceps. A close up of the nerd’s labeled briefs with a noticeable chastity bulge. The nerd wears clunky glasses, a white button down, oversized blue and red paisley bowtie, blue pocket protector, highwaisted pleated blue slacks, a brown belt. He is totally nerdified.
September 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
squooshysmores.bsky.social
REAL. It's so frustrating to be directly between every brands sizing. It's either a low rise hip hugging medium or a highwaisted loosey goosey large. I just want to wear the fun prints 😭
September 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
At the office today serving total nerd. Don’t usually share this side of myself but I love letting people know that it’s possible to live your truth. Become a nerd today!
A nerd in a bleak cubicle. He wears thick clunky glasses, a mustache, short sleeve shirt, Red vintage tie, yellow Kodak pocket protector, black suspenders and highwaisted black slacks.
August 31, 2026 at 2:33 PM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Officially registered for Midwest Furfest and eager to show you how hot your fursona will look in a pocket protector.
A reference sheet of a rat with grey fur and pink ears/fingers/tail dressed with clunky taped up glasses, a yellow button down, green tie, black suspenders, highwaisted black slacks, white socks, and clunky black shoes.
August 27, 2026 at 1:55 PM
ugottmatt.bsky.social
Is this how I find out my wife is leaving me? Cuz she went from 2 kids to divorced today :( /j

(Also with this logic im actually a single woman today)
Threads post by notable cringelord incel @defnoodles w/ caption "Feminism destroyed women" and an image with mens and womens underwear sorted "single: men boxers, women red thong" "Dating: men boxers, women pink lace thongs""married: men boxers, women black briefs" "1 kid: men boxers, women beige boyshorts" "2 kids: men boxers, women black highwaisted briefs" and "divorced: men boxers and women pink lacey thong"
August 22, 2026 at 1:02 AM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Admit it: you’d rather be under nerd butt right now
A nerd with a flattop haircut, clunky glasses, mustache, short sleeve button down, black suspenders, Star Trek tie, blue pocket protector, highwaisted black slacks, white socks, and clunky shoes poses in an alley. A low angle view of the same nerd’s big butt
August 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
To boldly go where no nerd has gone before (the big butt contest at the con)
A nerd in clunky glasses, a mustache, Vulcan ears, a Star Trek tie, a blue pocket protector, highwaisted maroon slacks, a narrow white belt gives the Vulcan salute. A nerd in clunky glasses, a mustache, a Star Trek tie, a blue pocket protector, highwaisted maroon slacks, a narrow white belt, white socks and clunky black square toe shoes gives the Vulcan salute. That same nerd’s juicy booty
August 18, 2026 at 2:15 PM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Do you think my new leg day routine is paying off? Yes or no?
A nerd with clunky glasses, a mustache, a red vintage tie, a yellow short sleeve button down, Red pocket protector, highwaisted grey slacks, white socks, clunky black shoes. That same nerd from the back highlighting his giant round butt
August 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
How green does THIS garden grow?
A nerd standing in a florid garden. He wears clunky glasses, a mustache, a short sleeve white button down, a space themed tie, a yellow Kodak pocket protector, highwaisted green slacks, white socks, and cartoonishly clunky black dress shoes. That same nerd indoors showing off his bulbous round butt.
August 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
gentlerevenge.bsky.social
*taps microphone*

this stede with this ed
Rhys darby, looking the dilfiest anyone has ever looked in the history of time (red carpet, slutty black skinny jeans, slutty black boots, slutty black T-shirt, slutty chain, blue blazer(also slutty), and of course, his slutty glasses 20-something taika, shirtless, covered in oil, highwaisted black pants, holding a rose in his mouth. Truly whorish behavior /pos
August 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
crispyporkboi.bsky.social
The current roster of dnd boys are casters with tight buttons and highwaisted pants all the way down
August 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
thelouofus.bsky.social
I can do hard things
A woman takes a mirror selfie in an elevator. She wears a highwaisted pair of blue jeans and a black cardigan hoodie. She has keys carabiner clipped to her belt loops and holds a large mint coloured yeti bottle
August 7, 2026 at 1:19 AM
crude-iba.bsky.social
i already like skirts but i LOVE a skirt that's so poofy and highwaisted you wonder how it hides anything at all
August 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
alixeharrow.bsky.social
looked in the mirror this morning and suddenly it's 1998 and i have to help a pair of wealthy twins reunite their estranged parents
lisa ann walter as "chessy" in the 1998 parent trap, wearing a denim shirt and greenish highwaisted pants, looking like a million bucks. i thought her name was jessie up until thirty seconds ago so I'm still kind of stuck on that, mentally, or I'd be funnier here me dressed exactly like chessy, but with worse hair and makeup obviously. still 1998 in my heart baby
August 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM