The President can't pardon himself.
November 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The President can't pardon himself.
Ebenezer (2026)
November 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Ebenezer (2026)
a man who covered himself in this much leather was never going to be monogamous
November 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
a man who covered himself in this much leather was never going to be monogamous
photo with mr kingston himself !! 🏄♂️
November 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
photo with mr kingston himself !! 🏄♂️
he looks pretty pleased with himself! @connorpeters.bsky.social 🇦🇺
November 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
he looks pretty pleased with himself! @connorpeters.bsky.social 🇦🇺
I don't think the military should be run by a guy who gloats about using force to put himself above the law
So two things about this tweet:
1) As per usual, Hegseth is an idiot who reveals he knows nothing about how laws work;
2) As per usual, Rubio, so often portrayed as the adult in the room, is the chief enabler of this lawlessness.
1) As per usual, Hegseth is an idiot who reveals he knows nothing about how laws work;
2) As per usual, Rubio, so often portrayed as the adult in the room, is the chief enabler of this lawlessness.
November 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I don't think the military should be run by a guy who gloats about using force to put himself above the law
Remember when the trades were like “Sinners opens with a humiliating $48 million; should Ryan Coogler kill himself?”
Ebenezer unwrapped $6.7 million on Friday, including Thursday previews, as star Johnny Depp‘s studio comeback vehicle looks to open in first place at the domestic box office.
Johnny Depp’s ‘Ebenezer’ Conjuring Up Box Office Victory in Star’s Return to Studio Fare
Ebenezer unwrapped $6.7 million on Friday, including Thursday previews, as star Johnny Depp‘s studio comeback vehicle looks to open in first place at the domestic box office.
bit.ly
November 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Remember when the trades were like “Sinners opens with a humiliating $48 million; should Ryan Coogler kill himself?”
Schumer has repeatedly described himself as "The Guardian of Israel." He says it constantly and I'm sorry but that's bonkers.
November 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Schumer has repeatedly described himself as "The Guardian of Israel." He says it constantly and I'm sorry but that's bonkers.
DC police indicate that the shooter shot himself in an apartment
November 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
DC police indicate that the shooter shot himself in an apartment
Schumer only has himself to blame
November 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Schumer only has himself to blame
“Do you owe the 🇺🇸 people an apology?”
@SecDuffy:
*pats himself on the back*
*blames Biden and congress*
@SecDuffy:
*pats himself on the back*
*blames Biden and congress*
November 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
“Do you owe the 🇺🇸 people an apology?”
@SecDuffy:
*pats himself on the back*
*blames Biden and congress*
@SecDuffy:
*pats himself on the back*
*blames Biden and congress*
pretty sure that's the same account who convinced himself that anakinposting had won them the midterms
November 15, 2026 at 6:41 AM
pretty sure that's the same account who convinced himself that anakinposting had won them the midterms
Pete Hegseth had himself stuffed and mounted for the occasion.
November 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Pete Hegseth had himself stuffed and mounted for the occasion.
Goofy (thinking to himself): “Uhfyuck.”
November 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Goofy (thinking to himself): “Uhfyuck.”
1 day locked and Bearemy is allready making himself very useful
November 15, 2026 at 1:49 PM
1 day locked and Bearemy is allready making himself very useful
Superhero got himself captured again in the villains evil lair.
November 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Superhero got himself captured again in the villains evil lair.
"Mulder found the biggest Pine cone he's ever seen! He was so proud of himself as he pulled it out a bush to show me." 😊❤
November 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
"Mulder found the biggest Pine cone he's ever seen! He was so proud of himself as he pulled it out a bush to show me." 😊❤
From the Meme Man Himself
November 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
From the Meme Man Himself
Yes. And as Trump himself stated.." Death should be the penalty for treason".
November 12, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Yes. And as Trump himself stated.." Death should be the penalty for treason".
CW: CNC / Dubcon
Luís got himself into a bit of trouble with his dad a while back...
Luís got himself into a bit of trouble with his dad a while back...
November 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
CW: CNC / Dubcon
Luís got himself into a bit of trouble with his dad a while back...
Luís got himself into a bit of trouble with his dad a while back...
my man jensen got himself some teapot dome
This Nvidia situation could be the biggest scandal in American history, and everyone is in denial about that.
November 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
my man jensen got himself some teapot dome