the titles and cover art make them HMHB's wario.
September 29, 2026 at 10:42 AM
the titles and cover art make them HMHB's wario.
If you ignore the odd spelling mistake/typo (eg, 'Martin Shepherdson'), this is surely the greatest festival lineup of all-time. Interesting to note HMHB's low billing back then - I sincerely hope a Running Order Squabble Fest ensued.
June 26, 2026 at 8:13 AM
If you ignore the odd spelling mistake/typo (eg, 'Martin Shepherdson'), this is surely the greatest festival lineup of all-time. Interesting to note HMHB's low billing back then - I sincerely hope a Running Order Squabble Fest ensued.
#MusicinMusic
#MusicChallenge
For the last day, its the bountiful trove of HMHB's back catalogue again.
Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert Hammond Bootleg
youtu.be/q8XAmULvg1s?...
#MusicChallenge
For the last day, its the bountiful trove of HMHB's back catalogue again.
Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert Hammond Bootleg
youtu.be/q8XAmULvg1s?...
Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert Hammond Bootleg [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
#MusicinMusic
#MusicChallenge
For the last day, its the bountiful trove of HMHB's back catalogue again.
Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert Hammond Bootleg
youtu.be/q8XAmULvg1s?...
#MusicChallenge
For the last day, its the bountiful trove of HMHB's back catalogue again.
Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert Hammond Bootleg
youtu.be/q8XAmULvg1s?...
I always thought Kevin might be the one of the gang who had a Scalextric in HMHB's Dukla Prague Away Kit, a few years down the line.
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I always thought Kevin might be the one of the gang who had a Scalextric in HMHB's Dukla Prague Away Kit, a few years down the line.
…and HMHB’s Asparagus Next Left
November 23, 2024 at 11:39 PM
…and HMHB’s Asparagus Next Left
HMHB's Irk the Purists
September 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
HMHB's Irk the Purists
I keep encountering them. Though I think HMHB's 80s stuff might be their weakest. They're really on a roll from about 1997-2005.
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I keep encountering them. Though I think HMHB's 80s stuff might be their weakest. They're really on a roll from about 1997-2005.
Dad mentioned Mariella Frostrup and @jfarrers.bsky.social and I had to sing the line from HMHB’s You’re Hard. Nearly made my mum wet herself.
December 22, 2023 at 10:34 PM
Dad mentioned Mariella Frostrup and @jfarrers.bsky.social and I had to sing the line from HMHB’s You’re Hard. Nearly made my mum wet herself.
Immortalised in HMHB’s ‘Running Order Squabble Fest’ 😁
December 11, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Immortalised in HMHB’s ‘Running Order Squabble Fest’ 😁
NEW MUSIC FRIDAY: 'All Asimov And No Fresh Air' by Half Man Half Biscuit
Satirical dispatches from the North of England and beyond, with HMHB’s skewerings sounding as sharp as they ever were.
www.normanrecords.com/features/bes...
Satirical dispatches from the North of England and beyond, with HMHB’s skewerings sounding as sharp as they ever were.
www.normanrecords.com/features/bes...
June 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
NEW MUSIC FRIDAY: 'All Asimov And No Fresh Air' by Half Man Half Biscuit
Satirical dispatches from the North of England and beyond, with HMHB’s skewerings sounding as sharp as they ever were.
www.normanrecords.com/features/bes...
Satirical dispatches from the North of England and beyond, with HMHB’s skewerings sounding as sharp as they ever were.
www.normanrecords.com/features/bes...
#ALL50RTS
The penultimate MISSING ARTIST is also the last of the 45-pointers.
THE KILLERS
It's 'Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine'.
Along with HMHB's 'National Shite Day', a constant C21 presence in the top 100 until Bonus Bonanza week.
The penultimate MISSING ARTIST is also the last of the 45-pointers.
THE KILLERS
It's 'Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine'.
Along with HMHB's 'National Shite Day', a constant C21 presence in the top 100 until Bonus Bonanza week.
August 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
#ALL50RTS
The penultimate MISSING ARTIST is also the last of the 45-pointers.
THE KILLERS
It's 'Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine'.
Along with HMHB's 'National Shite Day', a constant C21 presence in the top 100 until Bonus Bonanza week.
The penultimate MISSING ARTIST is also the last of the 45-pointers.
THE KILLERS
It's 'Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine'.
Along with HMHB's 'National Shite Day', a constant C21 presence in the top 100 until Bonus Bonanza week.
40th anniversary of Cocteau Twins' album Treasure, here's HMHB's piss take of 4AD.
"Formed a band and had loads of good songs like
“Love Froth Tuesday”, “Pancake Candy Shoes”
Got a good guitarist, but he’s got a sad barnet
“Kiss Cream Carnival”, “Lime Sky Spooky Pills”
#HalfManHalfBiscuitTuesday
"Formed a band and had loads of good songs like
“Love Froth Tuesday”, “Pancake Candy Shoes”
Got a good guitarist, but he’s got a sad barnet
“Kiss Cream Carnival”, “Lime Sky Spooky Pills”
#HalfManHalfBiscuitTuesday
Half Man Half Biscuit - 4AD3DCD [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2024 at 9:15 AM
40th anniversary of Cocteau Twins' album Treasure, here's HMHB's piss take of 4AD.
"Formed a band and had loads of good songs like
“Love Froth Tuesday”, “Pancake Candy Shoes”
Got a good guitarist, but he’s got a sad barnet
“Kiss Cream Carnival”, “Lime Sky Spooky Pills”
#HalfManHalfBiscuitTuesday
"Formed a band and had loads of good songs like
“Love Froth Tuesday”, “Pancake Candy Shoes”
Got a good guitarist, but he’s got a sad barnet
“Kiss Cream Carnival”, “Lime Sky Spooky Pills”
#HalfManHalfBiscuitTuesday
Beautiful bit in hmhb's 'Blue Badge Abuser': 'one day I know I'll have to face His wrath - a walk in Hell for a walk-in bath'
February 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Beautiful bit in hmhb's 'Blue Badge Abuser': 'one day I know I'll have to face His wrath - a walk in Hell for a walk-in bath'
"In this lecture I will demonstrate that The Strokes were a phenomenon of hauntology ..."
(at this point, I am about to say "Yeah, right..." in the style of the music journo conducting the interview in #hmhb's peerless song 'Used To Be in Evil Gazebo'.)
(at this point, I am about to say "Yeah, right..." in the style of the music journo conducting the interview in #hmhb's peerless song 'Used To Be in Evil Gazebo'.)
May 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
"In this lecture I will demonstrate that The Strokes were a phenomenon of hauntology ..."
(at this point, I am about to say "Yeah, right..." in the style of the music journo conducting the interview in #hmhb's peerless song 'Used To Be in Evil Gazebo'.)
(at this point, I am about to say "Yeah, right..." in the style of the music journo conducting the interview in #hmhb's peerless song 'Used To Be in Evil Gazebo'.)
And there's another (indirect) Ted reference in HMHB's 'Uffington Wassail': "Lazy greedy farmers, pick your OWN strawberries!"
bsky.app/profile/ianm...
bsky.app/profile/ianm...
Credited with inventing pick your own on his farm as well
September 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
And there's another (indirect) Ted reference in HMHB's 'Uffington Wassail': "Lazy greedy farmers, pick your OWN strawberries!"
bsky.app/profile/ianm...
bsky.app/profile/ianm...
Giving it all the gravity and respect it deserves, HMHB's Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets
Half Man Half Biscuit - Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Giving it all the gravity and respect it deserves, HMHB's Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets
My current earworm is a mashup of this and HMHB's Upon Westminster Bridge. Ken Hom Wok Set, perchance?
January 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My current earworm is a mashup of this and HMHB's Upon Westminster Bridge. Ken Hom Wok Set, perchance?
See, it's hardly relevant, but my brain saw this and has given me an earworm of HMHB's Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite
July 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
See, it's hardly relevant, but my brain saw this and has given me an earworm of HMHB's Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite
HMHB's (Peel session only?) version of STTS is a delight, mainly for the way Nigel says "was I a fox?"
April 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
HMHB's (Peel session only?) version of STTS is a delight, mainly for the way Nigel says "was I a fox?"
Had a nap by the way, during which I dreamt that I heard HMHB’s Record Store Day (which sounded nothing like it) on a long down escalator that went into the sea at the bottom.
June 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Had a nap by the way, during which I dreamt that I heard HMHB’s Record Store Day (which sounded nothing like it) on a long down escalator that went into the sea at the bottom.
Morning spent zipping along the M53 chortling to #hmhb’s latest and pondering the magnificence of the northbound hard shoulder. #OblongOfDreams
June 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Morning spent zipping along the M53 chortling to #hmhb’s latest and pondering the magnificence of the northbound hard shoulder. #OblongOfDreams
HMHB's answer to The Modern Antiquarian
It’s Friday & I’m pleased to announce that for the Half Man Half Biscuit fan who thinks they have everything,a new HMHB map of the UK has arrived with over 200 locations mentioned in their inimitable lyrics. Something for the weekend? Oh, yes, I think so. xx
www.edwardphilips.co.uk/vintage-rail...
www.edwardphilips.co.uk/vintage-rail...
October 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
HMHB's answer to The Modern Antiquarian
Pleasantly surprised to read that HMHB's Alehouse Futsal has been selected to be played during the hydration breaks in tonight's game. Great decision from all those involved.
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July 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Pleasantly surprised to read that HMHB's Alehouse Futsal has been selected to be played during the hydration breaks in tonight's game. Great decision from all those involved.
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