Today I am officially a homeowner.
July 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Today I am officially a homeowner.
Squirrel Unaware He Embroiled In Months-Long Feud With Homeowner
May 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Squirrel Unaware He Embroiled In Months-Long Feud With Homeowner
[eyes wet, lips quivering]: every homeowner had to update their language
But for the “ordinary people with normal jobs” camp, the language absolutely changed and you had no say in it. You can check Zillow and Redfin right now- they do not have “master bedroom” anymore. Every homeowner had to update their language.
April 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
[eyes wet, lips quivering]: every homeowner had to update their language
Officially a homeowner 🥹
November 26, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Officially a homeowner 🥹
Black Homeowner Receives Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members
August 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Black Homeowner Receives Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members
Charlie Brown: Adult Homeowner
August 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Charlie Brown: Adult Homeowner
I shoveled my walkway. That's real homeowner shit
January 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I shoveled my walkway. That's real homeowner shit
It was all fun and games until “I’m not a homeowner! I have a mortgage!”
October 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
It was all fun and games until “I’m not a homeowner! I have a mortgage!”
It's official, I'm a homeowner!!
May 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It's official, I'm a homeowner!!
Applause to that homeowner for knowing when paperwork is bullshit.
October 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Applause to that homeowner for knowing when paperwork is bullshit.
i’m officially a homeowner 🫨
November 14, 2024 at 9:07 PM
i’m officially a homeowner 🫨
Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner
Pro tip: if the homeowner didn’t say yes, the answer was already no.
February 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Pro tip: if the homeowner didn’t say yes, the answer was already no.
i’m now a homeowner 🥹
December 18, 2024 at 7:04 PM
i’m now a homeowner 🥹
Homeowner shoots, kills 2 men in ski masks, bulletproof vests claiming to be police, HPD says
Homeowner shoots, kills 2 men in ski masks, bulletproof vests claiming to be police, HPD says
Two men are dead after police say they were impersonating officers at a southeast Houston home overnight.
www.khou.com
August 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Homeowner shoots, kills 2 men in ski masks, bulletproof vests claiming to be police, HPD says
I disagree. I’d blame the homeowner (or renter) for hosting a cage match in the front yard, allowing the house to be partially demolished, and not maintaining the pool properly.
June 20, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I disagree. I’d blame the homeowner (or renter) for hosting a cage match in the front yard, allowing the house to be partially demolished, and not maintaining the pool properly.
The cats own this house.
That’s why the word homeowner has the word “meow” in it.
That’s why the word homeowner has the word “meow” in it.
March 31, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The cats own this house.
That’s why the word homeowner has the word “meow” in it.
That’s why the word homeowner has the word “meow” in it.
Good luck to the homeowner, tenants have a lot of rights in California.
Black bear living underneath California house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
Black bear living underneath Altadena house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
The 550-pound black bear has taken up residence in the crawlspace underneath Ken Johnson's home in California for a month.
www.cbsnews.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Good luck to the homeowner, tenants have a lot of rights in California.
If cats didn’t domesticate themselves then explain the meow in homeowner
September 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
If cats didn’t domesticate themselves then explain the meow in homeowner
Just had to answer a survey question “Are you a homeowner?" and I thought "Lol if I were a cat I'd be a hoMEOWner" so obviously the answer is no.
April 3, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Just had to answer a survey question “Are you a homeowner?" and I thought "Lol if I were a cat I'd be a hoMEOWner" so obviously the answer is no.
Border Patrol “attempted to arrest a plumber working inside a Logan Heights home but left empty-handed after the homeowner refused them entry.
The homeowner told agents she would not allow them inside because the warrant they presented did not include her address and lacked a judge's signature.”
The homeowner told agents she would not allow them inside because the warrant they presented did not include her address and lacked a judge's signature.”
Federal immigration operations target San Diego neighborhoods, sparking community resistance
Federal immigration agents conducted operations in Logan Heights and Southeast San Diego on Friday, with community members capturing footage of the enforcement actions.
www.10news.com
October 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Border Patrol “attempted to arrest a plumber working inside a Logan Heights home but left empty-handed after the homeowner refused them entry.
The homeowner told agents she would not allow them inside because the warrant they presented did not include her address and lacked a judge's signature.”
The homeowner told agents she would not allow them inside because the warrant they presented did not include her address and lacked a judge's signature.”
"Why is the homeowner in California paying 5x as much for their electricity as the homeowner in Australia? ... Electricity rates are going down quickly in those areas that have made a commitment—they have affordable abundance."
Al Gore makes the case for "affordable abundance."
Al Gore makes the case for "affordable abundance."
March 30, 2026 at 10:01 AM
"Why is the homeowner in California paying 5x as much for their electricity as the homeowner in Australia? ... Electricity rates are going down quickly in those areas that have made a commitment—they have affordable abundance."
Al Gore makes the case for "affordable abundance."
Al Gore makes the case for "affordable abundance."
