“they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes” made me laugh so hard
Gotta say, Dan may have just dropped the most robust post-election analysis to date.
Props to Dan.
Props to Dan.
November 7, 2026 at 6:03 AM
“they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes” made me laugh so hard
I sorta disagree, they made the hoes MAD. more mad than I've ever seen the hoes.
November 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I sorta disagree, they made the hoes MAD. more mad than I've ever seen the hoes.
Never be the party that scares the hoes
November 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Never be the party that scares the hoes
Scared Hoes lead to Angry Hoes.
Angry Hoes lead to Hateful Hoes.
Hateful Hoes lead to Suffering.
Angry Hoes lead to Hateful Hoes.
Hateful Hoes lead to Suffering.
November 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Scared Hoes lead to Angry Hoes.
Angry Hoes lead to Hateful Hoes.
Hateful Hoes lead to Suffering.
Angry Hoes lead to Hateful Hoes.
Hateful Hoes lead to Suffering.
Conservatives were absolutely scaring the hoes tho.
November 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Conservatives were absolutely scaring the hoes tho.
where the rubber hoes at
November 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
where the rubber hoes at
the post election mood on x, the everything app, can be summed up in 2 words: hoes mad
Woolie Hoes Mad
Alt: Woolie Hoes Mad
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November 6, 2026 at 12:31 PM
the post election mood on x, the everything app, can be summed up in 2 words: hoes mad
“Don’t scare the hoes” well, turns out some of those hoes were dudes
November 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
“Don’t scare the hoes” well, turns out some of those hoes were dudes
November 9, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Big steppa 💕✨never tip toeing around you hoes
November 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Big steppa 💕✨never tip toeing around you hoes
House of Leaves (2000) will print anything. "Johnny Truant had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.
November 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
House of Leaves (2000) will print anything. "Johnny Truant had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.
republicans scared the hoes. you never scare the hoes
November 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
republicans scared the hoes. you never scare the hoes
I swear it felt like them hoes was EVERYWHERE.
Wait there were only 70,000 Cybertrucks ever delivered?
I swear I seen all of them then.
I swear I seen all of them then.
November 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I swear it felt like them hoes was EVERYWHERE.
The hoes were scared, which made them mad. And the first rule of human civilization is, don't get the hoes mad.
November 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
The hoes were scared, which made them mad. And the first rule of human civilization is, don't get the hoes mad.
🚨 SMART SLUT ALERT
November 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
🚨 SMART SLUT ALERT
That outside wick keep them hoes sick
November 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
That outside wick keep them hoes sick
"Oh no, what'll the hoes think of me?
BRO you're in hoes right NOW
BRO you're in hoes right NOW
November 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
"Oh no, what'll the hoes think of me?
BRO you're in hoes right NOW
BRO you're in hoes right NOW
November 9, 2026 at 5:12 AM
To the sheltered white people offended by Dan's language, 'scaring the hoes' is a nearly decade-old meme from black twitter, typically used to describe dudes who put on weird musty music at house parties.
JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown made a whole album about it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87xS...
JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown made a whole album about it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87xS...
JPEGMAFIA x Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES
YouTube video by JPEGMAFIA
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
To the sheltered white people offended by Dan's language, 'scaring the hoes' is a nearly decade-old meme from black twitter, typically used to describe dudes who put on weird musty music at house parties.
JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown made a whole album about it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87xS...
JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown made a whole album about it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87xS...
Protection from Hoes
November 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Protection from Hoes
"We checked in on the Warhammer Store in Austin, where a bearded land surveyor said he voted for Talarico and Hinojosa because Texas Republicans were 'scaring the hoes'"
November 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
"We checked in on the Warhammer Store in Austin, where a bearded land surveyor said he voted for Talarico and Hinojosa because Texas Republicans were 'scaring the hoes'"