Holy crap! @muellershewrote.com I'm truly honored!!!
May 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Holy crap! @muellershewrote.com I'm truly honored!!!
The @redvalleypod.bsky.social season finale goes out to our early access listeners tomorrow. So incredibly proud of the team and cast. It was a huge undertaking and hopefully the payoff for our fans will be audio deliciousness! #holdontoyourbutts
February 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The @redvalleypod.bsky.social season finale goes out to our early access listeners tomorrow. So incredibly proud of the team and cast. It was a huge undertaking and hopefully the payoff for our fans will be audio deliciousness! #holdontoyourbutts
This very evening! We've got these luminary goofballs - @vixleyton.bsky.social, Michael Mannion & Molly McGuinness joining @paulfoxcroft.bsky.social up at @cpxmcr.bsky.social!
It's time for D&D, bad choices, and movie references gallore! #HoldOnToYourButts!
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It's time for D&D, bad choices, and movie references gallore! #HoldOnToYourButts!
cultplex.co.uk/Cultplex.dll...
March 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This very evening! We've got these luminary goofballs - @vixleyton.bsky.social, Michael Mannion & Molly McGuinness joining @paulfoxcroft.bsky.social up at @cpxmcr.bsky.social!
It's time for D&D, bad choices, and movie references gallore! #HoldOnToYourButts!
cultplex.co.uk/Cultplex.dll...
It's time for D&D, bad choices, and movie references gallore! #HoldOnToYourButts!
cultplex.co.uk/Cultplex.dll...
Would v much recommend #HOLDONTOYOURBUTTS for anyone based in the UK, insanely fun time! It also gets the @tomjurassic.bsky.social seal of approval.
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Would v much recommend #HOLDONTOYOURBUTTS for anyone based in the UK, insanely fun time! It also gets the @tomjurassic.bsky.social seal of approval.
Cold front is on the way.
This is the game changer to our forecast -
bringing snow/mix showers and frigid temps.
#wiwx #holdontoyourbutts
This is the game changer to our forecast -
bringing snow/mix showers and frigid temps.
#wiwx #holdontoyourbutts
December 4, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Cold front is on the way.
This is the game changer to our forecast -
bringing snow/mix showers and frigid temps.
#wiwx #holdontoyourbutts
This is the game changer to our forecast -
bringing snow/mix showers and frigid temps.
#wiwx #holdontoyourbutts
@redvalley credits recorded 👍
1 week until early access
2 weeks until general release! #holdontoyourbutts #audiodrama @kontinue.bsky.social @orpheusstudio.bsky.social 🐢
1 week until early access
2 weeks until general release! #holdontoyourbutts #audiodrama @kontinue.bsky.social @orpheusstudio.bsky.social 🐢
November 17, 2024 at 12:35 PM
@redvalley credits recorded 👍
1 week until early access
2 weeks until general release! #holdontoyourbutts #audiodrama @kontinue.bsky.social @orpheusstudio.bsky.social 🐢
1 week until early access
2 weeks until general release! #holdontoyourbutts #audiodrama @kontinue.bsky.social @orpheusstudio.bsky.social 🐢
Just back from watching #HoldOnToYourButts and it was SO funny. Definitely worth a watch during its run in Manchester this week 🦖🦕
February 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Just back from watching #HoldOnToYourButts and it was SO funny. Definitely worth a watch during its run in Manchester this week 🦖🦕
Thoroughly enjoyed seeing #holdontoyourbutts
at @thelowry.com this afternoon!
Fully grown adults pretending to be dinosaurs, recreating Jurassic Park!
at @thelowry.com this afternoon!
Fully grown adults pretending to be dinosaurs, recreating Jurassic Park!
February 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Thoroughly enjoyed seeing #holdontoyourbutts
at @thelowry.com this afternoon!
Fully grown adults pretending to be dinosaurs, recreating Jurassic Park!
at @thelowry.com this afternoon!
Fully grown adults pretending to be dinosaurs, recreating Jurassic Park!
Mercury is in retrograde again so... #holdontoyourbutts
November 24, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Mercury is in retrograde again so... #holdontoyourbutts
If you're still watching Orioles games like me, then you're a true sicko. #holdontoyourbutts
August 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If you're still watching Orioles games like me, then you're a true sicko. #holdontoyourbutts
December 12, 2024 at 4:14 PM
What a fun time I had last night!
Popped up to London to see 'Hold Onto Your Butts' - a comedy adaptation of the original #JurassicPark film.
Check out my full thoughts (plus an interview with the cast!) on Jurassic Collectables: youtu.be/npHf8D19h_g
#JurassicWorldRebirth #HoldOntoYourButts
Popped up to London to see 'Hold Onto Your Butts' - a comedy adaptation of the original #JurassicPark film.
Check out my full thoughts (plus an interview with the cast!) on Jurassic Collectables: youtu.be/npHf8D19h_g
#JurassicWorldRebirth #HoldOntoYourButts
December 12, 2024 at 8:10 PM
What a fun time I had last night!
Popped up to London to see 'Hold Onto Your Butts' - a comedy adaptation of the original #JurassicPark film.
Check out my full thoughts (plus an interview with the cast!) on Jurassic Collectables: youtu.be/npHf8D19h_g
#JurassicWorldRebirth #HoldOntoYourButts
Popped up to London to see 'Hold Onto Your Butts' - a comedy adaptation of the original #JurassicPark film.
Check out my full thoughts (plus an interview with the cast!) on Jurassic Collectables: youtu.be/npHf8D19h_g
#JurassicWorldRebirth #HoldOntoYourButts
It’s time… the PENULTIMATE EPISODE OF YOUR HONOR IS HERE! Time is running out & the attorneys have a LOT to process. Tune in to see what the attorneys get up to in their final approach in #135: Closing Arguments: link.chtbl.com/drimbus?sid=...
#yourhonor #newepisode #holdontoyourbutts
#yourhonor #newepisode #holdontoyourbutts
April 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s time… the PENULTIMATE EPISODE OF YOUR HONOR IS HERE! Time is running out & the attorneys have a LOT to process. Tune in to see what the attorneys get up to in their final approach in #135: Closing Arguments: link.chtbl.com/drimbus?sid=...
#yourhonor #newepisode #holdontoyourbutts
#yourhonor #newepisode #holdontoyourbutts
How does bsky not have a holdontoyourbutts dot gif?
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
How does bsky not have a holdontoyourbutts dot gif?
Yesterday’s jaunt: the roaringly good time (in the distance - iykyk) of #HoldOnToYourButts at the Arts Theatre, London from #RecentCutbacks. Film parodying…will find a way 🦖🦕
#LondonTheatre
#JurassicPark
#TheatreSky
#LondonTheatre
#JurassicPark
#TheatreSky
April 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Yesterday’s jaunt: the roaringly good time (in the distance - iykyk) of #HoldOnToYourButts at the Arts Theatre, London from #RecentCutbacks. Film parodying…will find a way 🦖🦕
#LondonTheatre
#JurassicPark
#TheatreSky
#LondonTheatre
#JurassicPark
#TheatreSky
in the immortal words of one of humanity's greats,
www.tiktok.com/@jurassicwor...
www.tiktok.com/@jurassicwor...
In honor of Samuel L. Jackson's birthday, Hold Onto Your Butts: The Remix. #jurassicpark #samuelljackson #jurassic #dinosaur #holdontoyourbutts
TikTok video by Jurassic World
www.tiktok.com
July 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
in the immortal words of one of humanity's greats,
www.tiktok.com/@jurassicwor...
www.tiktok.com/@jurassicwor...
Boob clouds. (Mammatus clouds)
We had severe storms earlier, and more are on the way.
#clouds
#mammatus
#holdontoyourbutts
We had severe storms earlier, and more are on the way.
#clouds
#mammatus
#holdontoyourbutts
September 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Boob clouds. (Mammatus clouds)
We had severe storms earlier, and more are on the way.
#clouds
#mammatus
#holdontoyourbutts
We had severe storms earlier, and more are on the way.
#clouds
#mammatus
#holdontoyourbutts
Waking up every day in the Divided States of AmeriKKKa. 🚧✨🦖 #HoldOnToYourButts #KeepOnKeepinOn #AlsoFuckFascism
March 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Waking up every day in the Divided States of AmeriKKKa. 🚧✨🦖 #HoldOnToYourButts #KeepOnKeepinOn #AlsoFuckFascism
As far as I can tell, the last time I ranted was almost 2 years ago on that other thing that the gross thing bought and vomit-ruined.
And, DUDE, do I have sh*t to say now.
So... I'm back, baby! #HoldOnToYourButts #AreHashtagsStillCool #Games
And, DUDE, do I have sh*t to say now.
So... I'm back, baby! #HoldOnToYourButts #AreHashtagsStillCool #Games
Futurama Bender: I'm Back Baby Dance
ALT: Futurama Bender: I'm Back Baby Dance
static.klipy.com
May 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
As far as I can tell, the last time I ranted was almost 2 years ago on that other thing that the gross thing bought and vomit-ruined.
And, DUDE, do I have sh*t to say now.
So... I'm back, baby! #HoldOnToYourButts #AreHashtagsStillCool #Games
And, DUDE, do I have sh*t to say now.
So... I'm back, baby! #HoldOnToYourButts #AreHashtagsStillCool #Games
Do you remember the first time you saw a dinosaur?
fb.watch/xZHUPzmw0z/
#LEGOJurassicPark #JurassicPark #Dinosaur #MrDNA #HoldOnToYourButts #LEGO #AFOL #ShinyBrick #LegoLife
fb.watch/xZHUPzmw0z/
#LEGOJurassicPark #JurassicPark #Dinosaur #MrDNA #HoldOnToYourButts #LEGO #AFOL #ShinyBrick #LegoLife
fb.watch
February 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Do you remember the first time you saw a dinosaur?
fb.watch/xZHUPzmw0z/
#LEGOJurassicPark #JurassicPark #Dinosaur #MrDNA #HoldOnToYourButts #LEGO #AFOL #ShinyBrick #LegoLife
fb.watch/xZHUPzmw0z/
#LEGOJurassicPark #JurassicPark #Dinosaur #MrDNA #HoldOnToYourButts #LEGO #AFOL #ShinyBrick #LegoLife
I'm sure this will work out fine. It's like not telling firefigghters where the fires are #trumpisamoron #holdontoyourbutts www.cnn.com/2025/06/30/w...
Trump admin will cut hurricane forecasters out of key satellite data in one month | CNN
The Defense Department will still maintain the satellite program will cease sharing the imagery with NOAA and NASA.
www.cnn.com
June 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm sure this will work out fine. It's like not telling firefigghters where the fires are #trumpisamoron #holdontoyourbutts www.cnn.com/2025/06/30/w...
April 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Happy Jurassic Park Day!!! 🦖
On this day in 1993, JP was released in theaters.
I thought we should make it a holiday.
So there.
🦖 🦕 🎥
#JurassicPark #Dinosaur #DrGrant #DrSattler #DrMalcolm #Wellthereitis #ChaosTheory #Clevergirl #Theydottravelinherds #Holdontoyourbutts
On this day in 1993, JP was released in theaters.
I thought we should make it a holiday.
So there.
🦖 🦕 🎥
#JurassicPark #Dinosaur #DrGrant #DrSattler #DrMalcolm #Wellthereitis #ChaosTheory #Clevergirl #Theydottravelinherds #Holdontoyourbutts
July 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Happy Jurassic Park Day!!! 🦖
On this day in 1993, JP was released in theaters.
I thought we should make it a holiday.
So there.
🦖 🦕 🎥
#JurassicPark #Dinosaur #DrGrant #DrSattler #DrMalcolm #Wellthereitis #ChaosTheory #Clevergirl #Theydottravelinherds #Holdontoyourbutts
On this day in 1993, JP was released in theaters.
I thought we should make it a holiday.
So there.
🦖 🦕 🎥
#JurassicPark #Dinosaur #DrGrant #DrSattler #DrMalcolm #Wellthereitis #ChaosTheory #Clevergirl #Theydottravelinherds #Holdontoyourbutts
Just out of #RecentCutbacks incredible HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS. As a hardened Jurassic Park fan this was as hilarious as I'd hoped. At the @arcolatheatre.bsky.social in Dalston until 11th Jan - and touring afterwards. SEE IT! #HoldOnToYourButts
December 30, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Just out of #RecentCutbacks incredible HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS. As a hardened Jurassic Park fan this was as hilarious as I'd hoped. At the @arcolatheatre.bsky.social in Dalston until 11th Jan - and touring afterwards. SEE IT! #HoldOnToYourButts