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Daily Simpsons quote.
TV Commercial: Today, it's Springfield's only 2-star health spa. Swim, play tennis, or just sit and stare at the walls. At Rancho Relaxo, you're the boss. Remember, you can't spell Relaxo without relax.
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January 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Daily Simpsons quote.
Eddie: She's locked in the car and refuses to move.
Chief Wiggum: Did you flash your lights?
Eddie: Yes.
Chief Wiggum: Well, I'm fresh out of ideas.
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January 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Daily Simpsons quote.
Marge: Homer, if Maggie doesn't want to leave, maybe she should stay here with you.
Selma: Are you sure that's wise?
Patty: He'll probably trade her for a beer and a nudie magazine.
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January 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Daily Simpsons quote.
Troy: I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys the Groovy Mule." But today you'll see me in my greatest role - your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo!
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January 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM