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Small Pet Boarding in Barrhaven: Where Your Gremlins Come to Thrive By Hoomane Pet CareWith fur, fangs & fight-the-system energy.-hoomane. Welcome to Hoomane Pet Care, the cozy, slightly gothic, extremely rodent-enamoured corner of Barrhaven where your small pets vacation like royalty while you travel, work, escape, or simply need a break from the tiny furry dictators you love.

Bring Me Your Rodents (Before I Adopt Them All) The blog. Small Pet Boarding @ Hoomane Listen. I do not need rodents. I should not have rodents. My life already has the structural integrity of a graham cracker in a rainstorm. But I love rodents. Their twitchy little noses. Their dramatic squeaks. The way they stare at you like you’ve interrupted their quarterly shareholder meeting in a cardboard box that they aggressively chewed into a C-suite office. It’s therapy. It’s chaos. It’s who I am as a person. So. Bring me your rodents. Your hamsters who wake up once every 19 days & behave like they’ve been pulled from cryogenic stasis. Your guinea pigs who scream like air raid sirens because you opened the fridge too confidently. Your rats (YES, RATS — put the judgment back where it belongs: in the compost). I even love the outdoor ones. Especially the ones with crimes in their eyes. (Don’t tell my neighbours.) Bring me your fuzzy baked potatoes. Your mystery floofs. Your “the pet store employee just shrugged & said small animal??” creatures. Because if you don’t? I will adopt more. Do not test me. I have been known to leave a rescue with three new dependents & a fresh lease on life. Where Will They Stay? In a dedicated spare room. A private suite. Free from the bigger, clawier roommates. Curated. Cozy. Rodent safe. Rodent adored. The residents here (led by Grandpa Hunter, wise 18-year-old cat & noted rodent enthusiast) genuinely believe the small ones are royalty. They are correct. Rodent Boarding Includes: A whole room. Yes. A room. For your potato. Fresh veggies, hay, snuggle breaks & enrichment daily Custom cardboard architecture (think: tiny castle, tiny rent-free loft, tiny “no solicitors” sign) Nail trims if your creature has chosen violence via talons Carefully-selected background music (spa vibes or hardcore rap depending on their aura) Human-level hospitality & rodent-level devotion Who Is This For? Pet parents who want actual peace of mind while away People whose friend said “I can watch your hamster” & now the hamster is feral & living behind drywall Bunny guardians who know hay = currency, identity & religion What’s Not Included: Judgment about your 9-year-old rat who goes to sleep in a blanket burrito Commentary on your hamster’s three-floor penthouse loft Emotional detachment. I will fall in love. I will cry when they leave. So please. Bring me your rodents. Before I find myself Googling “local rat rescue” at 2:13AM … again. 📅 Book their stay: hoomanepetcare@gmail.com 📍 Serving small floofs in the Ottawa area 🖤 Loved like my own (but returned at the end — please I cannot raise 47 children right now) Hoomane Pet Care: where pets thrive, humans survive, & everyone leaves a little hair behind. With fur, fangs & fight-the-system energy. -hoomane. Follow along & share w your crew. instagram & facebook. @hoomanepetcare blog(s). hoomanepetcare.com/blog hoomaneblog.wordpress.com hoomanepetcare@gmail.com -a #ottawa #supportlocal #smallbusiness #petcare #petdaycare #petboarding #petsitting #supportsmallbusiness #localpetcare #ottawapetcare #petcareblog #petblog

Hoomane Pet Care – We Love Your Pets Like They're Our Problem Now. Yes, we adore them. Yes, we will baby talk them. No, we’re not sorry. NEW! Drop-in pet care now available in TWO locations because sleep is for people without pets: • Britannia – with Eric Decades of experience with ALL pets. Unreasonably passionate about exotics, reptiles, amphibians, scaly babies, slithery noodles, feathery chaos creatures & the “what even is that?” category. Your iguana will judge him. He will still love them. • Barrhaven – with Alison 20+ years in animal care, Fear Free certified, pocket full of snacks & patience, emotionally supported by coffee & cats. Boarding & Daycare (Barrhaven Only): A cozy real home environment. No echoey kennel sadness. Just couches, cuddles, naps in sunspots, zoomies in the yard, vibes immaculate. We care for: 🐶 Dogs 🐱 Cats 🦎 Reptiles & exotics 🐰 Small animals (the floofs & the gremlins) 💊 Seniors, special needs & medication pros welcome 😼 Spicy attitudes encouraged. We respect the chaos. Fully insured. Certified. Trauma bonded to animals since childhood. 📧 Email: hoomanepetcare@gmail.com 🌐 Info & Booking: hoomanepetcare.com Message us. We promise to love your pet the exact right amount of extra.