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July 16, 2024 at 4:30 PM
The best thing I saw on the internet today was that someone made an entire taxonomy of the little plastic clips you put on bread bags
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July 20, 2024 at 1:57 AM
The best thing I saw on the internet today was that someone made an entire taxonomy of the little plastic clips you put on bread bags
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slightly off topic but did you know there's a big database of these things i feel like this is something you would really enjoy
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Taxonomy | HORG
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November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
slightly off topic but did you know there's a big database of these things i feel like this is something you would really enjoy
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A friend just sent the taxonomy of the bread clip page- www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...
June 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
A friend just sent the taxonomy of the bread clip page- www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...
Felt like a good time to reskeet this since Alf Borg Horg will certainly be trending soon. Resistance is futile.
Reskeet a photo someone else took of you that you don't hate
September 28, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Felt like a good time to reskeet this since Alf Borg Horg will certainly be trending soon. Resistance is futile.
my post about plastic bread clips this morning led me to this website, which is AMAZING www.horg.com/horg/
Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group
This site contains ongoing research in the classification of occlupanids.
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April 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
my post about plastic bread clips this morning led me to this website, which is AMAZING www.horg.com/horg/
"we are the horg. lower your shorts and surrender your hips. we will add your biological and dicknological distinctiveness to our own. your timeline will adapt to service us. not reposting is futile."
it’s been two hours and nobody has posted a photoshop of alf borg hog 😔
September 28, 2026 at 7:23 AM
"we are the horg. lower your shorts and surrender your hips. we will add your biological and dicknological distinctiveness to our own. your timeline will adapt to service us. not reposting is futile."
OH I FORGOT TO LINK THIS SITE PLEASE LOOK AT IT ITS SUCH A GREAT WEBSITE TO LEARN MORE AND FIND MORE FUN SPECIES!!!
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What are Occlupanids? | HORG
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August 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
OH I FORGOT TO LINK THIS SITE PLEASE LOOK AT IT ITS SUCH A GREAT WEBSITE TO LEARN MORE AND FIND MORE FUN SPECIES!!!
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HORG is proud to share this groundbreaking study from the HCCO (Horse Creek Center for Occlupanology), with proposals for expanding on previous scholar's work on morphological terms and categorization methodology, located in our Reports From the Field section. www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...
Reports from the Field | HORG
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April 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
HORG is proud to share this groundbreaking study from the HCCO (Horse Creek Center for Occlupanology), with proposals for expanding on previous scholar's work on morphological terms and categorization methodology, located in our Reports From the Field section. www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...
The HORG switchboard has been lit up recently with excited reports of new occlupanid species. all bearing similar characteristics; Low symmetrical palps, and a pliable blue integument with a rough pebbled surface on one side. So far they seem to favor bags of bread products.
May 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The HORG switchboard has been lit up recently with excited reports of new occlupanid species. all bearing similar characteristics; Low symmetrical palps, and a pliable blue integument with a rough pebbled surface on one side. So far they seem to favor bags of bread products.
I’m crunking my horg
June 4, 2024 at 5:14 AM
I’m crunking my horg
Hylotypus pseudophormus
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August 15, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Cronkin the horg
February 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Cronkin the horg
Incredible database of plastic bread tags with a whole taxonomy. (Apparently virtually every bread tag in the world is made by one company, Kwik Lok, and they’ve been huge funders of the John Birch Society) www.horg.com/horg
Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group
This site contains ongoing research in the classification of occlupanids.
www.horg.com
May 17, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Incredible database of plastic bread tags with a whole taxonomy. (Apparently virtually every bread tag in the world is made by one company, Kwik Lok, and they’ve been huge funders of the John Birch Society) www.horg.com/horg
#breadclip #HORG #occlupanid
Surprise occlupanids in the #Splatoon 2 art book!
Based on HORG's taxonomy they have all the hallmarks of Palpatophora utiliformis (www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...) but the oral groove suggests a cross with the Novenocentridae family (www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...)
Surprise occlupanids in the #Splatoon 2 art book!
Based on HORG's taxonomy they have all the hallmarks of Palpatophora utiliformis (www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...) but the oral groove suggests a cross with the Novenocentridae family (www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...)
September 25, 2026 at 4:44 PM
#breadclip #HORG #occlupanid
Surprise occlupanids in the #Splatoon 2 art book!
Based on HORG's taxonomy they have all the hallmarks of Palpatophora utiliformis (www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...) but the oral groove suggests a cross with the Novenocentridae family (www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...)
Surprise occlupanids in the #Splatoon 2 art book!
Based on HORG's taxonomy they have all the hallmarks of Palpatophora utiliformis (www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...) but the oral groove suggests a cross with the Novenocentridae family (www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...)
Proudly sharing this collection of Japanese occlupanids from Osaka Prefecture, donated to HORG from occlupanogist J.Orchard. Of note is the stunning array of color morphs of Ampleximordax ptycophyllus, a rarely encountered Angulognathid, and an example of Diplacofelis wangi exhibiting feliformation.
February 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Proudly sharing this collection of Japanese occlupanids from Osaka Prefecture, donated to HORG from occlupanogist J.Orchard. Of note is the stunning array of color morphs of Ampleximordax ptycophyllus, a rarely encountered Angulognathid, and an example of Diplacofelis wangi exhibiting feliformation.
Presenting the newly described Arcualatus rubidicax, A rather infamous occlupanid endemic to the UK, with a curious history. Making its debut nearly six years ago as a well-documented internet meme, this Tridentid has at last been added to the HORG database. www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...
May 31, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Presenting the newly described Arcualatus rubidicax, A rather infamous occlupanid endemic to the UK, with a curious history. Making its debut nearly six years ago as a well-documented internet meme, this Tridentid has at last been added to the HORG database. www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...
December 17, 2023 at 12:14 AM