this apparently counts as a miniature but it's like 5 times bigger than most of you horndogs so idk if that term makes much sense
November 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
this apparently counts as a miniature but it's like 5 times bigger than most of you horndogs so idk if that term makes much sense
They’ve got some MAJOR elephants in the room to address, but best believe I’m still rooting for these lovey dovey horndogs #HelluvaBoss #Fizzarozzie
October 30, 2026 at 2:20 PM
They’ve got some MAJOR elephants in the room to address, but best believe I’m still rooting for these lovey dovey horndogs #HelluvaBoss #Fizzarozzie
It's okay. It's just reverse harem with a fun artstyle about a world in which women are the horndogs in charge instead of men.
October 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
It's okay. It's just reverse harem with a fun artstyle about a world in which women are the horndogs in charge instead of men.
it could be called horndogs and you could go and people would be shouting stuff like “i need a horndog jerked off to completion hands only no condoms” and ill corner the hungry gooner market and make millions
perverted corn dog stand where you have to order in their secret code or they won’t sell you a corn dog
October 28, 2026 at 8:49 PM
it could be called horndogs and you could go and people would be shouting stuff like “i need a horndog jerked off to completion hands only no condoms” and ill corner the hungry gooner market and make millions
Man, the internet is gonna get just flooded with pent-up horndogs this month.
October 30, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Man, the internet is gonna get just flooded with pent-up horndogs this month.
Good morning horndogs 😈
Who's going to take care of this morn 🪵?
Who's going to take care of this morn 🪵?
October 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Good morning horndogs 😈
Who's going to take care of this morn 🪵?
Who's going to take care of this morn 🪵?
the thing that really clocked me to how cynical stellar blade is was how eve is bone-dry in the middle of pouring rain. that really struck me as a decision made by a team who is not horned out of their fucking minds. real horndogs get their leads soaking wet.
November 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
the thing that really clocked me to how cynical stellar blade is was how eve is bone-dry in the middle of pouring rain. that really struck me as a decision made by a team who is not horned out of their fucking minds. real horndogs get their leads soaking wet.
They are all a bunch of horndogs.
October 27, 2026 at 11:33 AM
They are all a bunch of horndogs.
I just thought it was people looking for like-minded horndogs!!! like “alert me with your horn if u think sex rules” lmaooooo
October 28, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I just thought it was people looking for like-minded horndogs!!! like “alert me with your horn if u think sex rules” lmaooooo
Look. I just think the lesbian siscon rapist is perhaps the funniest point of contention the story has to adress. I just hope freaky horndogs can enjoy it as I once did
October 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Look. I just think the lesbian siscon rapist is perhaps the funniest point of contention the story has to adress. I just hope freaky horndogs can enjoy it as I once did
which one of you horndogs saved this??
October 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
which one of you horndogs saved this??
...more horny than I arrived.
But are you a horndog if you set four alarms for hydration breaks, at 1 hour intervals? No, you're apparently a nerd, who will be mocked by horndogs who think that blocking off 6 hours for sex means you're really bad at sex.
Seriously, I've had more than the zero...
But are you a horndog if you set four alarms for hydration breaks, at 1 hour intervals? No, you're apparently a nerd, who will be mocked by horndogs who think that blocking off 6 hours for sex means you're really bad at sex.
Seriously, I've had more than the zero...
November 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
...more horny than I arrived.
But are you a horndog if you set four alarms for hydration breaks, at 1 hour intervals? No, you're apparently a nerd, who will be mocked by horndogs who think that blocking off 6 hours for sex means you're really bad at sex.
Seriously, I've had more than the zero...
But are you a horndog if you set four alarms for hydration breaks, at 1 hour intervals? No, you're apparently a nerd, who will be mocked by horndogs who think that blocking off 6 hours for sex means you're really bad at sex.
Seriously, I've had more than the zero...
I think there is a valid point in there, but as usual, probably not the one people think.
The reason why some people are "horndogs" is because they go for quantity over quality.
If I spend more time travelling to and/or from a hook-up than I do actually hooking up when I get there, I will leave...
The reason why some people are "horndogs" is because they go for quantity over quality.
If I spend more time travelling to and/or from a hook-up than I do actually hooking up when I get there, I will leave...
November 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I think there is a valid point in there, but as usual, probably not the one people think.
The reason why some people are "horndogs" is because they go for quantity over quality.
If I spend more time travelling to and/or from a hook-up than I do actually hooking up when I get there, I will leave...
The reason why some people are "horndogs" is because they go for quantity over quality.
If I spend more time travelling to and/or from a hook-up than I do actually hooking up when I get there, I will leave...
a little strip tease (f)or you horndogs 😋
October 25, 2026 at 11:58 PM
a little strip tease (f)or you horndogs 😋
"Detecting high respiration patterns, perspiration rate up, heartbeat rapid, blood pressure higher than normal. Dial it back you horndogs."
#TOSSatNight #TASSatNight
#TOSSatNight #TASSatNight
October 25, 2026 at 4:19 AM
"Detecting high respiration patterns, perspiration rate up, heartbeat rapid, blood pressure higher than normal. Dial it back you horndogs."
#TOSSatNight #TASSatNight
#TOSSatNight #TASSatNight
Dirty Klingon horndogs.
October 25, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Dirty Klingon horndogs.
I love filthy horndogs ://3
October 23, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I love filthy horndogs ://3
Okay I'm back home. Y'all can be horndogs again. 🤣
I was gonna scroll while waiting (in the dental chair) but then I realized I'm friends with a bunch of horny freaks so maybe not 😂😂😂😂😂
October 21, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Okay I'm back home. Y'all can be horndogs again. 🤣
Even hours later these two are still going at it this hard?! Is there ANY stopping these two horndogs?!?! 🐶😏💦
(Part 2 of the text edits for pics by the ever talented @asinine247.bsky.social 😉)
(Part 2 of the text edits for pics by the ever talented @asinine247.bsky.social 😉)
October 23, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Even hours later these two are still going at it this hard?! Is there ANY stopping these two horndogs?!?! 🐶😏💦
(Part 2 of the text edits for pics by the ever talented @asinine247.bsky.social 😉)
(Part 2 of the text edits for pics by the ever talented @asinine247.bsky.social 😉)
This is a bit of an older piece, I had to upload it here so you horndogs could enjoy it :33
October 23, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This is a bit of an older piece, I had to upload it here so you horndogs could enjoy it :33
BlueSky thinks there's explicit sexual imagery here, which there ISN'T. THEY'RE the horndogs that are failing to see the stories being told through these shots, Tony's GOOD at doing that
October 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
BlueSky thinks there's explicit sexual imagery here, which there ISN'T. THEY'RE the horndogs that are failing to see the stories being told through these shots, Tony's GOOD at doing that
People talk about how toxic the closeted gay fascists are, but the straight horndogs like him are just as noxious
October 21, 2026 at 12:28 AM
People talk about how toxic the closeted gay fascists are, but the straight horndogs like him are just as noxious
Frasier: "Have you considered rolling out the red carpet for these back alley horndogs?"
Roz: "No carpet - I got a Brazilian wax."
LATER:
Frasier must endure an awkward situation that would atomize an introvert in his endless pursuit of sex.
Roz: "No carpet - I got a Brazilian wax."
LATER:
Frasier must endure an awkward situation that would atomize an introvert in his endless pursuit of sex.
October 22, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Frasier: "Have you considered rolling out the red carpet for these back alley horndogs?"
Roz: "No carpet - I got a Brazilian wax."
LATER:
Frasier must endure an awkward situation that would atomize an introvert in his endless pursuit of sex.
Roz: "No carpet - I got a Brazilian wax."
LATER:
Frasier must endure an awkward situation that would atomize an introvert in his endless pursuit of sex.