Just realised my "Horson Eelporn" joke yesterday would have been better with "Elon Horseporn". L'esprit de fuckin escalier, I guess.

i hope it was trending. I was a twit-baby then, now I use every character and then some. #horseporn

Extra points for the horseporn hashtag...

if i still owned horseporn dot net i would redirect it to fbi.gov

Changed roomies comp bg to trollface & he want 2 fight in front of our whole dorm. feh, ill sleep in comp lab + upload horseporn to ur disk

The Immutable Rule of Tabs: the absolute absurdity of the tab you have open when someone comes in, is in direct proportion to the number of tabs open.
For example, 5 tabs open, boss walks in? Sports betting site.
36 tabs open, SO walks in? Horseporn

Ich weiß ja nicht Leute aber sagt mal ist moralisch korrekt horseporn zu konsumieren?
Frage für einen Freund der horny horses himmlisch findet (Alliteration)

Um nicht zu altern lies sich zar Peter der große regelmäßig ein Bad aus Pferdesperma ein. Damit ist Horseporn die älteste Sparte im Internet pornografie buissness

A little secret arrangement at the zoo...

#hentai #femboy #nsfw #horsehentai #beastialityfanart #beastiality #horseporn