Host Apparently Committing To Dracula Voice For Whole Party https://theonion.com/host-apparently-committing-to-dracula-voice-for-whole-party/
October 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Host Apparently Committing To Dracula Voice For Whole Party https://theonion.com/host-apparently-committing-to-dracula-voice-for-whole-party/
Costume party
Host: “What are you?”
Me: “A one-night stand.”
Host: “Where's your costume?”
Me: “Usually on the floor.”
Host: “What are you?”
Me: “A one-night stand.”
Host: “Where's your costume?”
Me: “Usually on the floor.”
October 31, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Costume party
Host: “What are you?”
Me: “A one-night stand.”
Host: “Where's your costume?”
Me: “Usually on the floor.”
Host: “What are you?”
Me: “A one-night stand.”
Host: “Where's your costume?”
Me: “Usually on the floor.”
Costume party
Host: “What are you?”
Me: “An existential crisis.”
Host: “What's that supposed to mean?”
Me: “Exactly.”
Host: “What are you?”
Me: “An existential crisis.”
Host: “What's that supposed to mean?”
Me: “Exactly.”
October 31, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Costume party
Host: “What are you?”
Me: “An existential crisis.”
Host: “What's that supposed to mean?”
Me: “Exactly.”
Host: “What are you?”
Me: “An existential crisis.”
Host: “What's that supposed to mean?”
Me: “Exactly.”
WATCH: SNL host Inde Navarrette remembers what Shane Gillis said.
November 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
WATCH: SNL host Inde Navarrette remembers what Shane Gillis said.
Who said co-host? Why do you keep saying co-host?
November 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Who said co-host? Why do you keep saying co-host?
Höst
October 31, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Höst
The first message between two computers on ARPANET was sent #OTD in 1969. The “LO” of “LOGIN” was transmitted and then one of the systems crashed.
Charles Kline’s IMP Log: “Talked to SRI host to host.” 🧪
Image: UCLA Kleinrock Center for Internet Studies
Charles Kline’s IMP Log: “Talked to SRI host to host.” 🧪
Image: UCLA Kleinrock Center for Internet Studies
October 30, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The first message between two computers on ARPANET was sent #OTD in 1969. The “LO” of “LOGIN” was transmitted and then one of the systems crashed.
Charles Kline’s IMP Log: “Talked to SRI host to host.” 🧪
Image: UCLA Kleinrock Center for Internet Studies
Charles Kline’s IMP Log: “Talked to SRI host to host.” 🧪
Image: UCLA Kleinrock Center for Internet Studies
Fox host got sucker punched 🤣. Idiots
October 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Fox host got sucker punched 🤣. Idiots
50 Republican Senators
put a weekend TV Anchorman in charge of the Pentagon
because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them
put a weekend TV Anchorman in charge of the Pentagon
because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them
October 31, 2026 at 12:53 AM
50 Republican Senators
put a weekend TV Anchorman in charge of the Pentagon
because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them
put a weekend TV Anchorman in charge of the Pentagon
because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them
Frankie dressed as Claudia Winkelman, host of UK Traitors
October 31, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Frankie dressed as Claudia Winkelman, host of UK Traitors
...the host. I believe he is still with us
October 31, 2026 at 11:44 AM
...the host. I believe he is still with us
sou eu. eu sou o host
To em BH vistando, vou lá oferecer um café pro meu host que ta trabaiando, esqueço que ele é artista nsfw e me deparo com pirocona 4k.
November 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
sou eu. eu sou o host
Host: Ohio venues are now canceling on Ramaswamy, declining to host his events because of the controversy.
October 28, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Host: Ohio venues are now canceling on Ramaswamy, declining to host his events because of the controversy.
Oh my God FCs can host sculpture parties
October 31, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Oh my God FCs can host sculpture parties
Deactivating bsky to focus on more important internet things
*Reading every airbnb host subreddit freak out post
*Reading every airbnb host subreddit freak out post
November 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Deactivating bsky to focus on more important internet things
*Reading every airbnb host subreddit freak out post
*Reading every airbnb host subreddit freak out post
Tamara should be the new host of the H3H3 podcast
October 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Tamara should be the new host of the H3H3 podcast
Host: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: In the '70s I was too young to get go to South America for the Jonestown massacre, so this is as close as I'll get. There's nothing like seeing a cult up close.
Host: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
Trump rally attendee: In the '70s I was too young to get go to South America for the Jonestown massacre, so this is as close as I'll get. There's nothing like seeing a cult up close.
Host: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
October 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Host: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: In the '70s I was too young to get go to South America for the Jonestown massacre, so this is as close as I'll get. There's nothing like seeing a cult up close.
Host: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
Trump rally attendee: In the '70s I was too young to get go to South America for the Jonestown massacre, so this is as close as I'll get. There's nothing like seeing a cult up close.
Host: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
DEMOCRATS TAKE THE HOUSE AND SENATE
meet the press roundtable: host, republican congressman, trump cabinet member, Newsmax personality, and Haley Stevens
meet the press roundtable: host, republican congressman, trump cabinet member, Newsmax personality, and Haley Stevens
I would say I can’t wait for Nov 3rd so we can dispense with this sweaty weirdo forever but in our cursed timeline she will have a podcast with Vivek a weekly column in The Free Press And a standing invite to Face the Nation
October 31, 2026 at 11:22 AM
DEMOCRATS TAKE THE HOUSE AND SENATE
meet the press roundtable: host, republican congressman, trump cabinet member, Newsmax personality, and Haley Stevens
meet the press roundtable: host, republican congressman, trump cabinet member, Newsmax personality, and Haley Stevens
@profgalloway.com and @karaswisher.bsky.social may need co-host couples therapy after this one.
October 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
@profgalloway.com and @karaswisher.bsky.social may need co-host couples therapy after this one.
Newsmax host visibly cringes as Boebert gets smacked around in debate #AlterNet
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Newsmax host visibly cringes as Boebert gets smacked around in debate
twp.ai
October 31, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Newsmax host visibly cringes as Boebert gets smacked around in debate #AlterNet
The actual Jeopardy! convention, and this goes back to Alex, is that the host has a lectern and the players each have a podium. 🤷♂️
October 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The actual Jeopardy! convention, and this goes back to Alex, is that the host has a lectern and the players each have a podium. 🤷♂️
Roctober post 2
Lycanroc suit doing its best to break away the last of the freewill of its victim trapped inside, squeezing and rubbing its nulge as the host humps into its paws, every hump it takes more control over the host.
Soon inviting you to join, be humped and turned into a roc like them~
Lycanroc suit doing its best to break away the last of the freewill of its victim trapped inside, squeezing and rubbing its nulge as the host humps into its paws, every hump it takes more control over the host.
Soon inviting you to join, be humped and turned into a roc like them~
October 31, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Roctober post 2
Lycanroc suit doing its best to break away the last of the freewill of its victim trapped inside, squeezing and rubbing its nulge as the host humps into its paws, every hump it takes more control over the host.
Soon inviting you to join, be humped and turned into a roc like them~
Lycanroc suit doing its best to break away the last of the freewill of its victim trapped inside, squeezing and rubbing its nulge as the host humps into its paws, every hump it takes more control over the host.
Soon inviting you to join, be humped and turned into a roc like them~
The girl on the show went on to become a district attorney and law professor and also the host of a podcast about the show Step by Step
November 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The girl on the show went on to become a district attorney and law professor and also the host of a podcast about the show Step by Step
i think this guy should host a debate at a college in utah
October 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
i think this guy should host a debate at a college in utah