#hottakes
I will not be taking any ‘reform without revolution is unrealistic’ hottakes seriously because that’s just…blatant historical ignorance

Peeps, some of the most well-functioning democracies today are in countries where the monarchy peacefully conceded to it
October 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
#HotTakes | Week of 10.26.26
#HotTakes | Week of 10.26.26
Featuring: TÁR, Mondo Cozmo (feat. Jim James), Miko Marks, The Chats, Chris Acker, Nathan Evans Fox, The Sways
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October 30, 2026 at 8:11 PM
October 25, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Quick gut check: Your GF wants your phone password 'because we have nothing to hide.' A) Give it, prove the trust B) Privacy isn't a red flag

Take the Trial: https://hottakecourt.com/go/97zcnwrx #HotTakes #WouldYouRather
Hot Take Court
Post a hot take. The jury votes VALID or TRASH. The judge roasts it.
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November 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
got the beatles on now and you know what, paul mccartney isn't half bad at playing the bass guitar either! join me again tomorrow for another round of #hottakes
October 28, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Today's moral gray area: You saw your coworker's resume lie in the interview. You say nothing. A) Not your circus B) Silence makes you part of it

Enter the courtroom: https://hottakecourt.com/go/u33g285j #HotTakes #WouldYouRather
Hot Take Court
Post a hot take. The jury votes VALID or TRASH. The judge roasts it.
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October 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
We already have too many states.

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There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!! #hottakes #america #states #funny
YouTube video by SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
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October 28, 2026 at 11:16 PM
what are yalls kinky hottakes, this is a safespace i wont judge, might not respond tho.

mine is that cute cozy hyper is infinitely better then sexy hyper.
October 25, 2026 at 2:52 AM
My two #Nintendo hottakes are:

1. Splatoon should go F2P. This pains me to a degree but it's true.
2. Animal Crossing should be preinstalled software on the next console and in addition to being a game, be a U.I. for the console, playing games from your house.
October 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Quick gut check: You bought three concert tickets on presale, and now a casual acquaintance is offering triple face value. A) Sell to the highest bidder B) Keep it at face value

Try to survive: https://hottakecourt.com/go/kmfezdcg #HotTakes #WouldYouRather
Hot Take Court
Post a hot take. The jury votes VALID or TRASH. The judge roasts it.
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October 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Huh, okay so that Sonic hottakes is gonna take a little longer than I thought.
October 23, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Today's case: You lied on a dating app profile about being 6-foot-1 instead of your actual height, 5-foot-11. Where does the majority land — “Standard harmless dating app inflation” or “Direct lie ruins trust upfront”?

Try to survive: https://hottakecourt.com/go/qqsp6tv3 #HotTakes
Hot Take Court
Post a hot take. The jury votes VALID or TRASH. The judge roasts it.
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October 25, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Read “To Hell With Toxic Positivity: Your Higher Self Isn’t a Sadist“ by Mark45xxx on Medium: medium.com/@markxxx45/t... #thoughts #opinions #hottakes
October 23, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Be honest. “nobody will admit it but the new Chipotle cauliflower rice is actually better than white rice for most dishes.” Valid?

Cast your vote: https://hottakecourt.com/go/efy8dhyd #HotTakes #Food
Hot Take Court
Post a hot take. The jury votes VALID or TRASH. The judge roasts it.
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October 23, 2026 at 10:43 PM
You found a critical PHP vulnerability taking local websites offline, but instead of reporting it, you used it to… Side with the jury and you survive. A) Victimless digital coupon B) Hack is a hack, criminal

Step into court: https://hottakecourt.com/go/ym7tytey #HotTakes
Hot Take Court
Post a hot take. The jury votes VALID or TRASH. The judge roasts it.
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October 24, 2026 at 1:43 AM
“Ordering plain espresso just because basic white girl syrup scares you doesn’t make you a critic, Kyle.” — the judge, on “unpopular opinion but the seasonal pumpkin spice latte at starbucks is overrated, stick to plain espresso”

Settle it: https://hottakecourt.com/go/3pgq9ny8 #HotTakes
Hot Take Court
Post a hot take. The jury votes VALID or TRASH. The judge roasts it.
hottakecourt.com
October 22, 2026 at 6:41 PM
That Moldbug guy yelling his spitty hottakes into Morgan’s ear at Epstein Island, to rapt attention
October 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Das Gerede von der linksgrünen Presse ist dermaßen absurd. Wer sich einmal die Kommentarspalten ansieht - und zwar nicht nur die vom Springer-Verlag, sondern in ihrer ganzen Breite - findet stattdessen zu Hauf analytisch schwache rechte Hottakes.
Wilder Pressespiegel im dlf.

Da wird vor einer Regierung Schwesig gewarnt, mit Kritik die sich komplett an die aktuelle Regierung richten könnte.

RRG in Berlin wird ideologische Politik vorgeworfen, ohne die bei der jetzigen Berliner Regierung zu erkennen.

Eine Spaltung der Gesellschaft...
October 20, 2026 at 7:04 AM
🟢 VICIOUS QOTD 🟢

🍿 What's a movie villain you actually agreed with?

#ViciousQOTD #MovieVillains #MovieTalk #HotTakes #Vicious1vp
October 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
🟢 VICIOUS QOTD 🟢

🍿 What's a movie villain you actually agreed with?

#ViciousQOTD #MovieVillains #MovieTalk #HotTakes #Vicious1vp
October 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Today's moral gray area: You used an AI tool to draft a difficult performance review for a junior employee. It sounds perfect but lacks your… A) Tool saves time, results matter B) Soulless feedback feels fake

Step into court: https://hottakecourt.com/go/3ux4s6ey #HotTakes #WouldYouRather
Hot Take Court
Post a hot take. The jury votes VALID or TRASH. The judge roasts it.
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October 22, 2026 at 11:11 PM
If you think the Bluesky France hottakes are something, I’d heartily recommend LinkedIn 🤦🏻‍♂️
October 19, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Primeiro Homem-Aranha do Sam Raimi é melhor que o segundo #hottakes
October 20, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Christ, can you imagine if Freddy Kreuger came out in this area of moralizing media hottakes where a 50 year old baby brain has a platform? The hottakes about how it’s despicable they made an action figure out of PDFile boogeyman would be INSUFFERABLE.
October 21, 2026 at 12:54 AM