holy shit you can play as a houseplant GOTY
October 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
holy shit you can play as a houseplant GOTY
I seem to have grown Schrodinger's houseplant
October 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I seem to have grown Schrodinger's houseplant
I got a new houseplant!
October 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I got a new houseplant!
Mulder: "It's plant."
October 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Mulder: "It's plant."
October 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
The wildest thing about LD is that it supposedly appeals to men while painting an emotional picture of their inner lives so bleak it would kill a houseplant sitting next to it
October 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
The wildest thing about LD is that it supposedly appeals to men while painting an emotional picture of their inner lives so bleak it would kill a houseplant sitting next to it
Nice flower, shame about the aphids. That horrible moment when you zoom in on a houseplant and see more than you wanted too 🤣🌱🪴
#Bloomscrolling #plantsky #houseplants
#Bloomscrolling #plantsky #houseplants
October 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Nice flower, shame about the aphids. That horrible moment when you zoom in on a houseplant and see more than you wanted too 🤣🌱🪴
#Bloomscrolling #plantsky #houseplants
#Bloomscrolling #plantsky #houseplants
Also, it's pretty obvious that the meat of the story is, "Like a drooping houseplant, a woman will flower with love and attention." It's not a power fantasy. It's a care fantasy. And those are also very appealing.
October 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Also, it's pretty obvious that the meat of the story is, "Like a drooping houseplant, a woman will flower with love and attention." It's not a power fantasy. It's a care fantasy. And those are also very appealing.
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (2002, PC, Xbox)
@rpgtowns.bsky.social sent over these shots and I really love them for a couple of reasons. One is simply that it's Morrowind! But I also love to think about what a houseplant actually *is*, and what one might look like in a very different world.
@rpgtowns.bsky.social sent over these shots and I really love them for a couple of reasons. One is simply that it's Morrowind! But I also love to think about what a houseplant actually *is*, and what one might look like in a very different world.
October 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (2002, PC, Xbox)
@rpgtowns.bsky.social sent over these shots and I really love them for a couple of reasons. One is simply that it's Morrowind! But I also love to think about what a houseplant actually *is*, and what one might look like in a very different world.
@rpgtowns.bsky.social sent over these shots and I really love them for a couple of reasons. One is simply that it's Morrowind! But I also love to think about what a houseplant actually *is*, and what one might look like in a very different world.
Mulder pointing his light at a tiny houseplant is killing me.
October 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Mulder pointing his light at a tiny houseplant is killing me.
It would be a shame if something happened to your precious houseplant. 😼
#cats #TuxedoCats #pets #tuxies #animals
#cats #TuxedoCats #pets #tuxies #animals
October 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
It would be a shame if something happened to your precious houseplant. 😼
#cats #TuxedoCats #pets #tuxies #animals
#cats #TuxedoCats #pets #tuxies #animals
Here's Begonia 'Dolly', a Cane-like Superba type of hybrid Begonia from the USA. Large canes - like bamboo stems, dark green leaves, toothed & wavy leaf edges. Blooms: large clusters of coral pink flowers. Origin: Irene Nuss, Westchester California, 1998. Easy care houseplant.🌱 #begonias
October 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Here's Begonia 'Dolly', a Cane-like Superba type of hybrid Begonia from the USA. Large canes - like bamboo stems, dark green leaves, toothed & wavy leaf edges. Blooms: large clusters of coral pink flowers. Origin: Irene Nuss, Westchester California, 1998. Easy care houseplant.🌱 #begonias
Because I do a lot of houseplant posts I use it to put “the trained eye may see” information about genus, leaf variegation or maturity level, and other details that are unable to fit in character limits and may only be interesting to other nerds
October 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Because I do a lot of houseplant posts I use it to put “the trained eye may see” information about genus, leaf variegation or maturity level, and other details that are unable to fit in character limits and may only be interesting to other nerds
our local garden center dressed the plants for halloween
October 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
our local garden center dressed the plants for halloween
Here's Begonia 'Elda Mummy R', a Cane-like type of hybrid Begonia from the USA. Lovely olive green leaves/veins w/ silver markings & spots. Blooms: pink. A beautiful Walter Dworkin hybrid. Origin: Walter Dworkin, Westbury, New York, USA 2017. Published: 2022. Easy care houseplant.🌱 #begonias
October 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Here's Begonia 'Elda Mummy R', a Cane-like type of hybrid Begonia from the USA. Lovely olive green leaves/veins w/ silver markings & spots. Blooms: pink. A beautiful Walter Dworkin hybrid. Origin: Walter Dworkin, Westbury, New York, USA 2017. Published: 2022. Easy care houseplant.🌱 #begonias
So, my wife and I are redoing the garage so that we can have shop space, houseplant potting space, and space for the fleet of cars that will arrive when the kids move back in. (That’s another story.)
October 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
So, my wife and I are redoing the garage so that we can have shop space, houseplant potting space, and space for the fleet of cars that will arrive when the kids move back in. (That’s another story.)
Hoping for some serious DEFENSE from my Huskers today… 🫣 #blackshirts 🔴⚫️🏈🏐
#jocktober day 10 #scs
#locktober #teamlocked
#jocktober day 10 #scs
#locktober #teamlocked
October 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Hoping for some serious DEFENSE from my Huskers today… 🫣 #blackshirts 🔴⚫️🏈🏐
#jocktober day 10 #scs
#locktober #teamlocked
#jocktober day 10 #scs
#locktober #teamlocked
Pretty houseplant! I’m sure my mom would want one.
October 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Pretty houseplant! I’m sure my mom would want one.
One should never pass up houseplant purchases! 😉
October 11, 2026 at 9:31 PM
One should never pass up houseplant purchases! 😉
Surely we should start with the "attorney vs houseplant" debate for this particular official.
October 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Surely we should start with the "attorney vs houseplant" debate for this particular official.
I have a very clear memory of staring at a houseplant in my old bedroom, psyching myself up to go out to the living room and ask for a divorce. I told myself I would always look back on this moment and be so incredibly thankful that I did the hard thing. That was nearly 7 years ago now…
October 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I have a very clear memory of staring at a houseplant in my old bedroom, psyching myself up to go out to the living room and ask for a divorce. I told myself I would always look back on this moment and be so incredibly thankful that I did the hard thing. That was nearly 7 years ago now…
i think i would genuinely be better off as some sort of houseplant
that's about the level of self-care i can manage
that's about the level of self-care i can manage
October 12, 2026 at 9:31 AM
i think i would genuinely be better off as some sort of houseplant
that's about the level of self-care i can manage
that's about the level of self-care i can manage
*Note: Easy care houseplant. Its small size makes a great windowsill plant.
Photo credits & permissions: Taylor Greenhouse, Portland NY, USA.🌱
Photo credits & permissions: Taylor Greenhouse, Portland NY, USA.🌱
October 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
*Note: Easy care houseplant. Its small size makes a great windowsill plant.
Photo credits & permissions: Taylor Greenhouse, Portland NY, USA.🌱
Photo credits & permissions: Taylor Greenhouse, Portland NY, USA.🌱
Weird rock collector and houseplant namer here and Mouthy Renegade is speaking my name!💙💙💙👊🏼
That's the kind of world I'd like to live in rather than whatever this bullshit backward-ass fucking place is.
October 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Weird rock collector and houseplant namer here and Mouthy Renegade is speaking my name!💙💙💙👊🏼
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"A small mushroom, growing among the moss and ferns around a nepenthes houseplant." Apologies to the alt-using community.
"A small mushroom, growing among the moss and ferns around a nepenthes houseplant." Apologies to the alt-using community.
October 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Forgot alt text.
"A small mushroom, growing among the moss and ferns around a nepenthes houseplant." Apologies to the alt-using community.
"A small mushroom, growing among the moss and ferns around a nepenthes houseplant." Apologies to the alt-using community.