#human-like
“like the human being, grass has a life also”
November 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This rare instrument sounds like human voices: the daxophone. [📹 SoundRecordingJP]

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November 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It’s stressful out there today, take this
November 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Nor is "maybe treat women like human beings".
November 5, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Reminder that everyone is biological.
That's, like, what being human is.
biological male biological female if you dont shut up im gonna kick your biological ass
November 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
imagine giving up all pretense of human decency to help get a shitty candidate like ramaswamy elected and he still fuckin loses
November 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Trump: “Like the human being, grass has a life also.”
November 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Human, I would like the freedoms! #CorgiCrew
November 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
there has never been a more pathetic human being, it's like he was made in a lab out of pure loser dough
November 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I like how in Brazil, voters were like "we don't talk about the right wing doorknobs."

We should do more of that.

To dunk is human. To ignore, divine.
November 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Finally! A human-made English translation of Twilight Syndrome has been released! Looks like it was made by the same team that translated Magical Date last year.
November 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
there are some things even Elon Musk's money can't buy, like a U.S. midterm election, or the loving gaze of another human being who really cares about you
elon musk spent hundreds of millions of dollars demonizing trans people in texas and democrats flipped the entire fucking state

trans rights forever baby
November 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I think I’ve gotten ~3x my highest engagement week ever in the last two days combined and I don’t feel like the human brain is built for this
November 5, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i think mina is like ‘drinking blood is sexy like biting people on the neck? that’s hot. and refined. it’s not gross.” and drifter is like “i killed the whole human im gonna eat the whole human”
November 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I am very good at expressing myself to the sitter just like I do to human 😸😹
November 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Helping a wild animal in trouble often costs the rescuer a bite, scratch or sting, because to a frightened creature a human hand feels like a threat, not a rescue.
November 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
this guy looks like a dollop of whip cream made a wish to become human
November 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
heres hoping el-sayed doesnt get absorbed into the senate borg like so many do. be a normal human speaking for your people.
November 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
you don't need to like porn or engage with it or even approve of it, but you do need to fight for it. fighting for sexual freedom is fighting for human freedom.
November 4, 2026 at 7:13 AM
“Russia’s Commissioner for Human Rights” sounds like “ISIS Deputy for Religious Tolerance.”
October 31, 2026 at 3:16 PM
You're gonna need a bigger doorway💦
Done for @azurrite.bsky.social
November 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
When you're a good human being, this is the way you treat people. And they enjoy your presence.

When you're a dogshit person like Traitor Trump, nobody fucking likes you. And you lose elections for your party all over the country.

And we Dems appreciate that. 🖕😅🖕
November 5, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I do think it's funny when people admonish me for not hiring a human programmer to make my weird projects

like, a) who even???
November 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
incredible. She talks like an actual human being, she knows her state, she's clearly talented.
November 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
i think bilby should have a human body. i like it that way. its like King from tekken. !!
November 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM