REGULATIONS = PROTECTIONS FOR AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
February 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
REGULATIONS = PROTECTIONS FOR AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
Prove me wrong, humans! Prove me wrong.
May 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Prove me wrong, humans! Prove me wrong.
THIS IS FANTASTIC…. for all humans !!
August 17, 2026 at 9:29 AM
THIS IS FANTASTIC…. for all humans !!
I love when humans respect animals
April 27, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I love when humans respect animals
Supposedly the most intelligent of all species...humans.
July 5, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Supposedly the most intelligent of all species...humans.
As a born and raised L.A. resident I’m incredibly thankful for Canada and Mexico. No politics. No bullshit. Just humans helping humans.
January 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
As a born and raised L.A. resident I’m incredibly thankful for Canada and Mexico. No politics. No bullshit. Just humans helping humans.
Morning, humans. 🧡
November 17, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Morning, humans. 🧡
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck https://theonion.com/study-finds-deer-only-mammal-besides-humans-that-totall-1848356505/
September 30, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck https://theonion.com/study-finds-deer-only-mammal-besides-humans-that-totall-1848356505/
1000000 DEAD HUMANS
April 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
1000000 DEAD HUMANS
The difference between Humans and Animals.
November 10, 2024 at 9:49 PM
The difference between Humans and Animals.
Dear Humans,
Please develop critical thinking.
Thanks,
God
Please develop critical thinking.
Thanks,
God
November 29, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Dear Humans,
Please develop critical thinking.
Thanks,
God
Please develop critical thinking.
Thanks,
God
Humans need water for survival NOT data centers!
September 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Humans need water for survival NOT data centers!
One of the greatest humans will be laid to rest before one of the worst humans takes power.
December 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
One of the greatest humans will be laid to rest before one of the worst humans takes power.
God To Delete Several Million Humans Due To Inactivity
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December 15, 2024 at 10:04 PM
God To Delete Several Million Humans Due To Inactivity
theonion.com/god-to-delet...
theonion.com/god-to-delet...
Can God get an amen?
Blessed Be the Protesters!
Way to go, good humans!
www.thegodpodcast.com
April 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Can God get an amen?
April 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
The four humans who have traveled the furthest from Earth. (Via NASA.)
April 11, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The four humans who have traveled the furthest from Earth. (Via NASA.)
❤️ Dogs reacting to their humans lying beside them, so sweet....
July 24, 2026 at 1:53 PM
❤️ Dogs reacting to their humans lying beside them, so sweet....
Hi Humans,
Seriously, what the fuck?
Seriously, what the fuck?
January 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Hi Humans,
Seriously, what the fuck?
Seriously, what the fuck?
God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans https://theonion.com/god-realizes-he-forgot-to-put-souls-in-humans-1819577785/
September 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans https://theonion.com/god-realizes-he-forgot-to-put-souls-in-humans-1819577785/
I’m doing my best to make it happen, humans.
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I’m doing my best to make it happen, humans.