#hummusexual
a gay turkish pide restaurant called hummusexual
April 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
if you’re into chick pea ur a hummusexual
November 17, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I think I might be hummusexual
August 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Hummusexual
Homersexual
Homiesexual
November 1, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Oomf is hummusexual
May 30, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Hello fellow hummusexual
September 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I landed in Gayndah today to refuel and reset our laser. It’s code is YGAY. It was an iconic moment for me as a hummusexual. 💅🏳️‍🌈
August 9, 2023 at 2:39 AM
He punches people in the mouth when they remind him of his Lebanese heritage, but have you seen what he does to people who call him a hummusexual?
August 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I only want partners made out of chickpea puree.

.. I am a hummusexual.
July 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Would that make you a hummusexual?
September 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
the only thing worse than walking by a hipster falafel shop that said "I'm hummusexual" in the window was walking by another one, in another city, that said "commit hummuside." Leave arab & middle eastern cultures out of your shitty wordplay!
October 28, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Hummusexual Pride Keychains 🥙 the design is encased in clear acrylic, measures 63,5mm in width and the hook is golden. Available in my shop now 🛍️
#keychain #keychains #acrylickeychains #queerart #queerartist #queerartwork #dadjokesfordays #queerrights #hummus #hummuslover #hummusaddict #hummusexual
September 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Yo no puedo vivir sin él, es que soy muy hummusexual.
November 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Don't say:
"gay vegetarian"

Say:
"hummusexual"
March 23, 2024 at 8:21 PM
The line “Chickpea fillings are obviously hummusexual.” tickled me.
December 4, 2024 at 12:43 PM
“What do you call someone with a fetish for crushing chickpeas and garlic into a paste?

A hummusexual.”

-Dan Quayle #quote
April 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Homosexual?

More like hummusexual.
August 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM