#huorns
The Huorns have grown too fierce and wild for even the Ents to fully guide. They are not turned to shadow, only to their own wild purpose.

The Huorns are unpredictable, bound to no side.
November 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Updated #middleearth Census of the Unallied Forces

⚔️ Men of Bree: 23
🏴‍☠️ Corsairs: 12
⚔️ Dunlendings: 22
⚰️ Barrow-wights: 5
🌳 Huorns: 18

🌑 Total Unallied: 80
November 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
It'd be great if you could. Orcs vs Ents + Huorns would be a very close match-up based purely on strength right now.
November 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
#middleearth Standing of the Unallied Forces

⚔️ Men of Bree — Unallied
🏴‍☠️ Corsairs — Free Peoples
⚔️ Dunlendings — Unallied
⚰️ Barrow-wights — Forces of Sauron
🌳 Huorns — Free Peoples

⚔️ Free Peoples: 353 strong, 243 armed, 8896 might
🗡️ Forces of Sauron: 350 strong, 214 armed, 8993 might
November 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
"And, certainly, none of our focus groups even mentioned Ents and Huorns. I don't think that even came up" he finished, thoughtfully hefting the Palantir of Isengard while browsing the prices of cheap flights to the Shire on his laptop.
November 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
The Ents stand watch over their wild kin, strong enough still to guide the Huorns' fury where it serves the forest best.

The Huorns remain shepherded, and stand with the Free Peoples.
October 27, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The Huorns have grown too fierce and wild for even the Ents to fully guide. They are not turned to shadow, only to their own wild purpose.

The Huorns are unpredictable, bound to no side.
October 27, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Updated #middleearth Census of the Unallied Forces

⚔️ Men of Bree: 22
🏴‍☠️ Corsairs: 11
⚔️ Dunlendings: 22
⚰️ Barrow-wights: 5
🌳 Huorns: 18

🌑 Total Unallied: 78
October 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Where the Ents walk, the Huorns follow. Their wrath is a weapon for those who can still hold its leash.

The Huorns remain shepherded, and stand with the Free Peoples.
October 22, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The Huorns have grown too fierce and wild for even the Ents to fully guide. They are not turned to shadow, only to their own wild purpose.

The Huorns are unpredictable, bound to no side.
October 22, 2026 at 5:13 PM
The Ents stand watch over their wild kin, strong enough still to guide the Huorns' fury where it serves the forest best.

The Huorns remain shepherded, and stand with the Free Peoples.
October 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Good on you, Huorns. Don't take no nonsense from nobody!
October 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Updated #middleearth Census of the Unallied Forces

⚔️ Men of Bree: 20
🏴‍☠️ Corsairs: 11
⚔️ Dunlendings: 21
⚰️ Barrow-wights: 5
🌳 Huorns: 16

🌑 Total Unallied: 73
October 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
#middleearth Standing of the Unallied Forces

⚔️ Men of Bree — Free Peoples
🏴‍☠️ Corsairs — Unallied
⚔️ Dunlendings — Forces of Sauron
⚰️ Barrow-wights — Unallied
🌳 Huorns — Unallied

⚔️ Free Peoples: 318 strong, 203 armed, 7275 might
🗡️ Forces of Sauron: 342 strong, 209 armed, 8835 might
October 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The Huorns have grown too fierce and wild for even the Ents to fully guide. They are not turned to shadow, only to their own wild purpose.

The Huorns are unpredictable, bound to no side.
October 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The Ents stand watch over their wild kin, strong enough still to guide the Huorns' fury where it serves the forest best.

The Huorns remain shepherded, and stand with the Free Peoples.
October 19, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Cool as hell in my book, and your place is well-deserved!

Even though you Mûmak riders defeated us Huorns in the last Middle Earth skirmish...
October 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Updated #middleearth Census of the Unallied Forces

⚔️ Men of Bree: 20
🏴‍☠️ Corsairs: 11
⚔️ Dunlendings: 21
⚰️ Barrow-wights: 5
🌳 Huorns: 14

🌑 Total Unallied: 71
October 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Undefeated in our last 5. Let’s go Harad!
October 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
#middleearth Standing of the Unallied Forces

⚔️ Men of Bree — Forces of Sauron
🏴‍☠️ Corsairs — Free Peoples
⚔️ Dunlendings — Unallied
⚰️ Barrow-wights — Unallied
🌳 Huorns — Unallied

⚔️ Free Peoples: 296 strong, 189 armed, 7054 might
🗡️ Forces of Sauron: 329 strong, 200 armed, 8157 might
October 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The proper collective noun is a copse of huorns.
October 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
With our tagline "He who breaks a thing to find out what it is made of has left the path of wisdom."

It makes me clench up inside every time I run across their appropriation of those names.

(Huorns will help.)
October 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I would love to see ents surround the White House with a herd of huorns.
October 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Summon the Huorns!
October 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
#middleearth Skirmish Tally 🏆

⚔️ Gondor — 8-2
🌟 Noldor — 7-3
⚔️ Rohan — 7-3
🌳 Huorns — 4-0
⛏️ Dwarves — 8-5

Glory may fade but the ledger remembers all.
October 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM