Hypergravity Lab Boss: “YOU’RE LATE AGAIN!”
Me: “Am I?” 😏👇
Me: “Am I?” 😏👇
World’s most advanced hypergravity lab redefines time and space
Centrifugal Hypergravity and Interdisciplinary Experiment Facility promises to expand the frontiers of scientific exploration in hypergravity
www.thebrighterside.news
January 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Hypergravity Lab Boss: “YOU’RE LATE AGAIN!”
Me: “Am I?” 😏👇
Me: “Am I?” 😏👇
What could go wrong?
China activates world’s most advanced hypergravity facility
The system, featuring the largest hypergravity centrifuge, will be able to produce forces thousands of times stronger than Earth’s gravity.
interestingengineering.com/innovation/c...
China activates world’s most advanced hypergravity facility
The system, featuring the largest hypergravity centrifuge, will be able to produce forces thousands of times stronger than Earth’s gravity.
interestingengineering.com/innovation/c...
China activates world's most advanced hypergravity research facility
China activates CHIEF, the world's largest hypergravity facility, to advance science with forces thousands of times stronger than Earth's gravity.
interestingengineering.com
November 22, 2024 at 3:47 AM
What could go wrong?
China activates world’s most advanced hypergravity facility
The system, featuring the largest hypergravity centrifuge, will be able to produce forces thousands of times stronger than Earth’s gravity.
interestingengineering.com/innovation/c...
China activates world’s most advanced hypergravity facility
The system, featuring the largest hypergravity centrifuge, will be able to produce forces thousands of times stronger than Earth’s gravity.
interestingengineering.com/innovation/c...
me when i'm placed in the 2G hypergravity chamber
July 29, 2024 at 3:15 PM
me when i'm placed in the 2G hypergravity chamber
Tenebra casually casting a hypergravity spell in your direction
June 27, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Tenebra casually casting a hypergravity spell in your direction
Turning on a “hypergravity machine” sounds like a really bad idea. amp.scmp.com/news/china/s...
China’s hypergravity marvel to ‘compress’ time and space
Revolutionary research tool will dial up gravity to mimic natural events and help to tap future energy reserves, solve engineering puzzles.
amp.scmp.com
November 18, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Turning on a “hypergravity machine” sounds like a really bad idea. amp.scmp.com/news/china/s...
Most Extreme Hypergravity Facility Starts Up in China With 1,900 Times Earth’s Gravity
Most Extreme Hypergravity Facility Starts Up in China With 1,900 Times Earth’s Gravity
Recently China’s new CHIEF hypergravity facility came online to begin research projects after beginning construction in 2018. Standing for Centrifugal Hypergravity and Interdisciplinary Experiment Facility the name covers basically what …read more
hackaday.com
November 20, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Most Extreme Hypergravity Facility Starts Up in China With 1,900 Times Earth’s Gravity
World’s most advanced hypergravity lab redefines time and space www.thebrighterside.news/space/worlds...
World’s most advanced hypergravity lab redefines time and space
Centrifugal Hypergravity and Interdisciplinary Experiment Facility promises to expand the frontiers of scientific exploration in hypergravity
www.thebrighterside.news
January 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
World’s most advanced hypergravity lab redefines time and space www.thebrighterside.news/space/worlds...
the first rule of building a pedalboard is to have fun and be yourself
September 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
the first rule of building a pedalboard is to have fun and be yourself
This is another one of those studies I really want to hear the story behind. You don't just go "I wonder, what would happen if we keep some fruit flies at 7Gs for a while?" 🧪
(They don't like it first, but seem to adapt)
Link: https://doi.org/10.1242/jeb.251327
(They don't like it first, but seem to adapt)
Link: https://doi.org/10.1242/jeb.251327
![Hypergravity induces impairment in adult Drosophila melanogaster negative geotactic behavior. (A) A custom-built hypergravity simulator consisting of a circular plate attached to an AC motor via a rotating shaft. (B) Experimental timeline for assessing negative geotaxis following acute hypergravity exposure. SING, startle-induced negative geotaxis. (C) Climbing score on days 1–7, calculated as the proportion of flies that climbed 15 cm within 5 s [mean±s.e.m., generalized linear mixed model, GLMM, n=34 (1 g), n=32 (4 g); n=30 (1 g), n=29 (7 g); n=30 (1 g), n=28 (10 g); n=30 (1 g), n=30 (13 g)]. (D) Total distance moved within 5 min in the absence of startle stimuli at 0, 2 and 24 h post-hypergravity treatment [means±s.e.m., mixed-effects model, n=30 (1 g); n=29 (4 g); n=29 (7 g); n=30 (10 g); n=28 (13 g)]. (E) Mean velocity of flies over 5 min in the absence of startle stimuli at 0, 2 and 24 h post-hypergravity treatment [means±s.e.m., mixed-effects model, n=30 (1 g); n=29 (4 g); n=29 (7 g); n=30 (10 g); n=28 (13 g)]. For C–E: 1 g control flies (blue), 4 g (yellow), 7 g (red), 10 g (burgundy) and 13 g (purple). (F) Representative individual trajectories for flies in the negative geotaxis assay in the absence of startle stimuli at 0 and 24 h post-hypergravity treatment [individual control (blue) and hypergravity-exposed (other colors)]. Data represent biologically independent samples from three trials. All statistical tests were two-tailed. False discovery rate (FDR) correction was applied for multiple comparisons. Asterisks denote statistically significant differences between hypergravity-exposed flies and 1 g controls (*P<0.05; **P<0.01; ***P<0.001).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywwbhwuq4sszjve7kdshnahd/bafkreiftggfqgq73bx6kf72wtjwnaur2hwhqvgi6ly5rbo7hobminffyly)
May 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
This is another one of those studies I really want to hear the story behind. You don't just go "I wonder, what would happen if we keep some fruit flies at 7Gs for a while?" 🧪
(They don't like it first, but seem to adapt)
Link: https://doi.org/10.1242/jeb.251327
(They don't like it first, but seem to adapt)
Link: https://doi.org/10.1242/jeb.251327
A centrifuge capable of accelerating masses to 1,900G sounds pretty badass but then they gotta go and call it a hypergravity centrifuge, hell yeah! interestingengineering.com/innovation/c...
China activates world's most advanced hypergravity research facility
China activates CHIEF, the world's largest hypergravity facility, to advance science with forces thousands of times stronger than Earth's gravity.
interestingengineering.com
November 19, 2024 at 9:37 AM
A centrifuge capable of accelerating masses to 1,900G sounds pretty badass but then they gotta go and call it a hypergravity centrifuge, hell yeah! interestingengineering.com/innovation/c...
While Republicans have us mired in culture wars, China is taking its place as a world leader
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1,900 times Earth’s gravity: China activates world’s most advanced hypergravity facility
China activates CHIEF, the world's largest hypergravity facility, to advance science with forces thousands of times stronger than Earth's gravity.
www.yahoo.com
November 19, 2024 at 12:28 AM
While Republicans have us mired in culture wars, China is taking its place as a world leader
www.yahoo.com/news/1-900-t...
www.yahoo.com/news/1-900-t...
Gravity is an omnipresent force. But what happens in cases of hypergravity? Scientists of the Giraldo lab tested how hypergravity affects locomotion and energy homeostasis in flies. journals.biologists.com/jeb/article/... @jexpbiol.bsky.social
Hypergravity exposure leads to persistent effects on geotaxis and activity in Drosophila melanogaster
Gravity, a constant force throughout evolution, has fundamentally shaped biology, playing a critical role in locomotion, balance, and orientation across species —from unicellular organisms to complex ...
journals.biologists.com
April 20, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Gravity is an omnipresent force. But what happens in cases of hypergravity? Scientists of the Giraldo lab tested how hypergravity affects locomotion and energy homeostasis in flies. journals.biologists.com/jeb/article/... @jexpbiol.bsky.social
this is why adblock is evil, because it prevents you from training to not cum from games that want you to cum. And therefore you're hypergravity chamber trained to game instead of porn
February 21, 2026 at 9:46 AM
this is why adblock is evil, because it prevents you from training to not cum from games that want you to cum. And therefore you're hypergravity chamber trained to game instead of porn
China has decided to take hypergravity to a whole new level.
Read more: www.iflscience.com/china-to-sta...
Read more: www.iflscience.com/china-to-sta...
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM
China has decided to take hypergravity to a whole new level.
Read more: www.iflscience.com/china-to-sta...
Read more: www.iflscience.com/china-to-sta...
China built a dang hyperbolic time chamber: interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's record 1900g-tonne hypergravity machine compresses space, time
China's hypergravity centrifuge CHIEF1900 has a capacity of 1900g-tonnes and dethrones compatriot CHIEF1300.
interestingengineering.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 AM
China built a dang hyperbolic time chamber: interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
World's most advanced hypergravity facility is now open for business
newatlas.com/science/chie...
newatlas.com/science/chie...
World's most advanced hypergravity facility is now open for business
China is now home to the world's most powerful centrifuge capable of creating artificial gravity. This facility will enable a wide range of experiments to help make sense of scientific phenomena, simu...
newatlas.com
November 20, 2024 at 2:57 PM
World's most advanced hypergravity facility is now open for business
newatlas.com/science/chie...
newatlas.com/science/chie...
Meanwhile, as America's scientific reputation gets covered in wet feces: interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's record 1900g-tonne hypergravity machine compresses space, time
China's hypergravity centrifuge CHIEF1900 has a capacity of 1900g-tonnes and dethrones compatriot CHIEF1300.
interestingengineering.com
December 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Meanwhile, as America's scientific reputation gets covered in wet feces: interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
Hypergravity machine that Adams got as a bribe is causing time dilation at Gracie Mansion
January 30, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Hypergravity machine that Adams got as a bribe is causing time dilation at Gracie Mansion
Scientists Exposed Flies to Crushing Hypergravity. The Results Were Unexpected https://gizmodo.com/scientists-exposed-flies-to-crushing-hypergravity-heres-what-happened-2000753247
Scientists Exposed Flies to Crushing Hypergravity. The Results Were Unexpected
“The results complicate a simple assumption: that extreme environments only cause damage.”
gizmodo.com
May 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Scientists Exposed Flies to Crushing Hypergravity. The Results Were Unexpected https://gizmodo.com/scientists-exposed-flies-to-crushing-hypergravity-heres-what-happened-2000753247
Like training on the hypergravity planet in Dragon Ball Z and then coming to Earth
Have we considered that Mike Lombardi not being your GM is worth about two touchdowns on its own
September 19, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Like training on the hypergravity planet in Dragon Ball Z and then coming to Earth
Could Life Adapt to a Hypergravity Planet? A Freaky Fly Experiment Offers a Clue https://gizmodo.com/scientists-exposed-flies-to-crushing-hypergravity-heres-what-happened-2000753247
Could Life Adapt to a Hypergravity Planet? A Freaky Fly Experiment Offers a Clue
“The results complicate a simple assumption: that extreme environments only cause damage.”
gizmodo.com
May 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Could Life Adapt to a Hypergravity Planet? A Freaky Fly Experiment Offers a Clue https://gizmodo.com/scientists-exposed-flies-to-crushing-hypergravity-heres-what-happened-2000753247
they honestly don't make internet cranks like this anymore; training on the hypergravity chambers of BBS discussion boards and '90s Usenet made true autochthonous titans
fell down a rabbit hole, apparently the most thorough guides for Baldur's Gate 1&2 are written by a woman who has been thoroughly blogging all her video game opinions since the 1980s.
she gave Baldur's Gate 3 a 2.1/10 rating and scathingly calls it a reddit RPG
lilura1.blogspot.com/2024/01/Redd...
she gave Baldur's Gate 3 a 2.1/10 rating and scathingly calls it a reddit RPG
lilura1.blogspot.com/2024/01/Redd...
Reddit RPG Games and RPG Game Remakes
Criticism of Reddit RPG Games and Remakes.
lilura1.blogspot.com
April 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
they honestly don't make internet cranks like this anymore; training on the hypergravity chambers of BBS discussion boards and '90s Usenet made true autochthonous titans
I’d suggest attaching them to CHIEF1900 to study the health effects of hypergravity (100 G) on pedophiles.
Hey. It’s for science.
Hey. It’s for science.
I don't think my suggestion of "Strap every AI CEO into a big centrifuge, spin it up, then toss in a brick" is an unreasonable one.
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I’d suggest attaching them to CHIEF1900 to study the health effects of hypergravity (100 G) on pedophiles.
Hey. It’s for science.
Hey. It’s for science.