"AI sounds like a hyperlexic autist" well I was here first
August 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"AI sounds like a hyperlexic autist" well I was here first
This is, and I am not even joking, going to fuck up so many hyperlexic kids. I got accused of plagiarism because I used the word “porous” in a sixth grade paper and that shit sticks with you, if not on the permanent record, then in the childhood.
July 21, 2026 at 10:49 PM
This is, and I am not even joking, going to fuck up so many hyperlexic kids. I got accused of plagiarism because I used the word “porous” in a sixth grade paper and that shit sticks with you, if not on the permanent record, then in the childhood.
...titles that you could genuinely read at the pace of a hyperlexic autistic middle schooler for the next fifty years and not finish all the currently extant "classics" of male-written science fiction, fantasy, and horror.
August 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
...titles that you could genuinely read at the pace of a hyperlexic autistic middle schooler for the next fifty years and not finish all the currently extant "classics" of male-written science fiction, fantasy, and horror.
where my hyperlexic autistic awkward anxious tip-toe-walking transgender anti-social socialists at??⁉️🗣️🔥
July 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
where my hyperlexic autistic awkward anxious tip-toe-walking transgender anti-social socialists at??⁉️🗣️🔥
Fucking hyperlexic connection making machine doesn't actually feature anything which altogether constitutes intelligence. No shit kids outlearn it.
August 25, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Fucking hyperlexic connection making machine doesn't actually feature anything which altogether constitutes intelligence. No shit kids outlearn it.
I'm hyperlexic!
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I'm hyperlexic!
As a hyperlexic autistic, easy peasy. This was fun.
How fast can you read??? Lock in annnnnnnnnnd… GO!
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 PM
As a hyperlexic autistic, easy peasy. This was fun.
I was a hyperlexic kid with a ridiculous vocabulary. It would have flunked me for cheating. This is disgusting. I hate AI.
September 1, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I was a hyperlexic kid with a ridiculous vocabulary. It would have flunked me for cheating. This is disgusting. I hate AI.
Whenever I see somebody online explaining the ways they know a kid is using ChatGPT to write a paper, I am sincerely glad I'm not a child anymore. Em dashes? Oxford commas? Enumerated lists? Complex contrasting sentences? I am a hyperlexic autistic and began writing like that in fourth grade.
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Whenever I see somebody online explaining the ways they know a kid is using ChatGPT to write a paper, I am sincerely glad I'm not a child anymore. Em dashes? Oxford commas? Enumerated lists? Complex contrasting sentences? I am a hyperlexic autistic and began writing like that in fourth grade.
I don't hate this. It's a slightly dated TikTok meme but it's meant to build engagement with Gen Z voters on that platform. It goes over like a lead balloon on BlueSky because we're all hyperlexic, jaded Millennials with chronic anxiety disorders who are panicking.
March 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I don't hate this. It's a slightly dated TikTok meme but it's meant to build engagement with Gen Z voters on that platform. It goes over like a lead balloon on BlueSky because we're all hyperlexic, jaded Millennials with chronic anxiety disorders who are panicking.
idk I’m about as hyperlexic as it’s possible to get, I’m just really hyperactive about it
September 27, 2026 at 2:37 AM
idk I’m about as hyperlexic as it’s possible to get, I’m just really hyperactive about it
great question hyperlexic
August 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM
great question hyperlexic
In both kids and adults, Hyperlexia and Autism are often linked (though there are Hyperlexic people who are not Autistic and Autistic people who are not Hyperlexic).
June 29, 2026 at 3:34 PM
In both kids and adults, Hyperlexia and Autism are often linked (though there are Hyperlexic people who are not Autistic and Autistic people who are not Hyperlexic).
I've long hated that jackass in particular. (Hyperlexic bookworm.)
July 19, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I've long hated that jackass in particular. (Hyperlexic bookworm.)
the hyperlexic Goosebumps to Dean Koontz pre-teen pipeline
It’s in this thread where someone brings up Dean Koontz and there WERE also a number of years during my childhood where I had read every Dean Koontz novel I’d ever encountered
The Bad Place was terrible but False Memories was so fricken good
The Bad Place was terrible but False Memories was so fricken good
March 26, 2026 at 1:02 AM
the hyperlexic Goosebumps to Dean Koontz pre-teen pipeline
Autistic comrades out there who are dyslexic AND hyperlexic?
You’re not alone.
You’re not alone.
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Autistic comrades out there who are dyslexic AND hyperlexic?
You’re not alone.
You’re not alone.
and thank fuck for it amirite?
Me, I was a hyperlexic goth, so
Me, I was a hyperlexic goth, so
April 13, 2024 at 7:05 AM
and thank fuck for it amirite?
Me, I was a hyperlexic goth, so
Me, I was a hyperlexic goth, so
*chuckles in hyperlexic level 3*
October 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
*chuckles in hyperlexic level 3*
Bluesky: the app for hyperlexic functional illiterates
May 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Bluesky: the app for hyperlexic functional illiterates
About me!
I was a hyperlexic kids (I taught myself to read at 2).
Basically I was reading words before I fully comprehended what I was reading and before I heard them pronounced correctly
I was a hyperlexic kids (I taught myself to read at 2).
Basically I was reading words before I fully comprehended what I was reading and before I heard them pronounced correctly
I can spell most words but pronouncing them be beating my ass
If idk how to spell it right away, i don’t need to be using it
June 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
About me!
I was a hyperlexic kids (I taught myself to read at 2).
Basically I was reading words before I fully comprehended what I was reading and before I heard them pronounced correctly
I was a hyperlexic kids (I taught myself to read at 2).
Basically I was reading words before I fully comprehended what I was reading and before I heard them pronounced correctly
Like Twitter, Bluesky is a platform of hyperlexic autodidacts, this is discourse tee ball
What are five topics you can talk about unprepared for five minutes?
1. Emails
2. Rescue rigging
3. Sailboat rigging
4. Bladerunner
5. Hypothermia
Bonus 6. Almost anything else, five minutes isn't that long?
1. Emails
2. Rescue rigging
3. Sailboat rigging
4. Bladerunner
5. Hypothermia
Bonus 6. Almost anything else, five minutes isn't that long?
What are five topics you can talk about unprepared for five minutes?
1. How all gossip is reactionary
2: The genius of Dorothy Parker's "Resume"
3. Cannibalism, cannibalism, cannibalism
4. The etymology of "blow job"
5. The politics of 18th-c female underwear
1. How all gossip is reactionary
2: The genius of Dorothy Parker's "Resume"
3. Cannibalism, cannibalism, cannibalism
4. The etymology of "blow job"
5. The politics of 18th-c female underwear
January 31, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Like Twitter, Bluesky is a platform of hyperlexic autodidacts, this is discourse tee ball
The whole “using big words makes you ableist” discourse is so icky… meanwhile being hyperlexic means I’ve been using big words since I was a toddler. 🫠
June 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The whole “using big words makes you ableist” discourse is so icky… meanwhile being hyperlexic means I’ve been using big words since I was a toddler. 🫠
The screencap in black was almost certainly LLM written. I'm hyperlexic, I know that voice too well.
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
How malicious AI swarms can threaten democracy
The fusion of agentic AI and LLMs marks a new frontier in information warfare
www.science.org
January 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The screencap in black was almost certainly LLM written. I'm hyperlexic, I know that voice too well.
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
kid's taking his hyperlexic skills to another level: he casually made the entire QWERTY keyboard with magnetic letters...
September 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
kid's taking his hyperlexic skills to another level: he casually made the entire QWERTY keyboard with magnetic letters...