#hyperloop
Get your own Hyperloop at Jellesmarbleruns.com!
November 10, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Noen burde selge den mannen en hyperloop, ASAP! Før en annen techbro gjengjengjenoppfinner toget igjen igjen
November 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Elon hears there’s a blue Texas attorney general. He shouts “You’ll never catch me, copper!” and jumps into a hyperloop car that enters a tunnel and starts driving away at 6 mph
November 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Hyperloop punched Gamma-Burst right in the face.

#Art #Artist #Alien #Aliens #Space #SciFi #Artmoots #Smallartist
November 8, 2026 at 2:24 PM
We already know what makes DC's streets safer, traffic calming.

AVs are like the "hyperloop", an excuse not to do what we already have the technology to do bc of the "promise" of some magical future tech, DON'T FALL FOR IT
November 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
It didn’t cover the hyperloop, the boring company, or his stupid submarine idea and harassment of that diver.
November 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Hyperloop is no more alone in its deep, cold grave.
Tesla announced the death of the Cybertruck, its angular, norm-shattering pickup, on Friday. Feelings about the sci-fi stainless-steel origami shark on wheels, laden with tons of cultural baggage, run deep. nyti.ms/4iHqRyf
November 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
"Why build a train, when the Hyperloop is coming?"
The pronouncements of AI companies aren't just marketing hype, they're attempts at self-fulfilling prophecy. If you convince all the would-be radiologists that the profession is about to be vaporized by chatbots, those people will not study radiology.
November 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
• Hyperloop from SF to LA
• Fully autonomous robotaxis
• Martian colony
• NY-Shanghai rocket travel
• Tesla solar roofs
• Republican House and Senate
November 4, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Travelling at high speed in a capsule through vacuum tubes? It might just be possible soon after all: Hardt Hyperloop, founded by students in Delft, is making a fresh start following its bankruptcy in March.
Hardt Hyperloop makes a restart - Delta
Hardt Hyperloop is making a restart following a multi-million dollar investment from the United States. In March, the court in The Hague declared bankruptcy
delta.tudelft.nl
November 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
From Azumah’s Utica to Blakeman’s LaGuardia, Elon’s Hyperloop to the Trump Train, last Tuesday was a tough loss for America’s “transit buffs“ hoping for a transport tsunami
November 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
there will still be hyperloop videos at least
November 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
i read the hyperloop white paper in 2013 or so. enlightening how dumb he is
November 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Rolling head
The Hopper
Hyperloop
Tram
The Hover
The Grounder
The steamer
November 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
It's certainly no Hyperloop.
November 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Op hoge snelheid in een capsule door vacuümbuizen reizen? Het kan misschien straks toch: het door Delftse studenten opgerichte Hardt Hyperloop maakt na het faillissement in maart een doorstart.
Hardt Hyperloop maakt doorstart - Delta
Hardt Hyperloop maakt een doorstart na een miljoeneninvestering uit de Verenigde Staten. De rechtbank Den Haag sprak in maart het faillissement uit over het
delta.tudelft.nl
November 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Who would have thought that the genius that brought us the Hyperloop would produce such a failure of a car?
November 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
capitalism has no interest in fixing the roads or giving you reliable tools or entertainments.

it incentives useless culture war bullshit that will enrich one individual and create no lasting good. a hyperloop tunnell isn't a bridge, it won't survive musk's death, if it survives that long.
November 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Och att det är en värld som är en grön paradox då den har saker som förarlösa elbilar, lättillgänglig grön energi och fantastisk kollektivtrafik i form av Hyperloop, men också fullständig ekologisk kollaps.
November 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Replace the Hyperloop with whatever the hell this is
November 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I only simp for hyperloop now, public transport is socialism
November 8, 2026 at 3:28 AM
This sounds like Hyperloop Pt 2, Which is Springfield Monorail Pt Infinity.
November 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Anybody sad bc we won’t get to enjoy new Defector blogs roasting them anymore, don’t worry, the hyperloop still “exists”
November 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM