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Key decided to try NNN this year ...

He failed after 30 minutes

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November 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Normally Key's musk is "too intense" and "goddamn everywhere", but during Halloween it's "atmospheric" and "spooky"

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November 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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For halloween, Key's dressed up as a femboy whose compression underwear is failing. Yep, that's definitely just a costume, don't worry about it...

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October 31, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Fun fact: as a self-defense mechanism, femboys produce more cum when they're scared. Better watch out during Halloween~

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October 27, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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When the femboy spent half an hour squeezing himself into a lift only to single-handedly exceed the weight limit cause of his junk

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October 24, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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National big butt day? Key wouldn't know anything about that

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Key's big ass
October 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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I'm probably not gonna be able to write a haloween hyper story :(

as compensation, just imagine Key with a sheet draped over him* to look like a ghost.

*his bulge is too big to be covered completely

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October 18, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Don't worry, it's completely normal to faint when seeing Key. He's just too cute

(the musk may also cause fainting)

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October 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Femboy tries to join a hyper support group, but get's rejected cause he's just too big

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October 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Femboy so cute he's a cognito-hazard

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October 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Key:"C-cuddles, oh, uhm... uh ..." *RUMBLING*

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ocqotd.bsky.social [ OC Questions ] @ocqotd.bsky.social · Oct 5
Does your original character like cuddles?

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October 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Femboy boy band whose bulges take up 3/4ths of the stage

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October 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Key asks you if you think he's too musky or too productive, how do you respond?

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October 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Currently being smothered by hyper balls

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September 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Sorry for the lack of posts lately. Had fainted from femboy musk :3

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September 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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There are two types of twinks: too hung and even more too hung.

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September 22, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Key is very sorry for musking up your house :3

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September 20, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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New ESA project aims to use femboys to launch rockets into space

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September 17, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Sci-fi setting where people live on femboy bulges instead of planets

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September 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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When the femboy's bulge is bigger than a house *even when compressed*

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September 14, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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*ahem* guys with massive bulges that are also shy. Thank you for listening to my ted talk

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September 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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*movie trailer voice*

In a world where all twinks are hung, one is hunger than most

*dramatic music*

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September 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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Apparently the Navier-Stokes equations admit blowups in finite time, you know what that means?

Yeah, infinitely powerful cum shots are scientifically realistic*

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*well, not really, but shut up
September 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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The Geneva convention forbids using femboys in war because they'd be too destructive

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September 7, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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Q: Why don't we use cum as currency?

A: Femboys would cause hyperinflation

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September 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM