#hyphenwar
Sometimes you do need those hyphens, even from an old #hyphenwar guy

Convicted Killer Crabs! Heaven forbid.
Ok @jeffscomics.bsky.social got a good one for #hyphenwar
September 7, 2023 at 2:02 PM
Jack O'Lantern regrets to inform us that Jack-o'-lantern is the correct spelling according to Merriam Webster. However, Wikipedia says Jack o'lantern is also correct.

Marvel and Wikipedia 1
Merriam Webster 0

#hyphenwar
October 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Hello, I'm Lloyd Bridges

If you see your reflection in 'snow-covered' hills, remember 'snow-covered' gets a hyphen. If 'the hills are snow covered', then no hyphen is used. No hyphen for 'mirror in the sky' or 'child within my heart' as those are noun phrases.

#hyphenwar
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Come in Planet Earth

This is Major Matt Mason from the Moon with today's #hyphenwar lesson.

There are no hyphens in words like: airlock, earthbound, launch pad, retrorocket, moonwalk, payload, spacesuit, ground control, extraterrestrial, or cosmic rays.

This is Major Mason, signing off
June 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hi, I'm Lloyd Bridges

Just swam over to remind you that there are no hyphens in: Persian Gulf, Strait of Hormuz, oil fields, warfare, Middle East, bloodshed, gas pump, crude oil, oil tanker, or stalemate.

#hyphenwar per gallon
May 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Hi, I'm Lloyd Bridges

Just as a diver follows rules, so should an educated person with grammar.

There are no hyphens in: warfare, holy war, ill will, ineptitude, pipeline, showdown, military action, warzone, cargo ship, or unwinnable.

#hyphenwar
March 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Random Spidey--December 16, 1980
December 16, 2024 at 2:49 PM
As it turns out-- he *wasn't* Flint Marko -- The -- SAND-MAN.

#hyphenwar @jeffscomics.bsky.social
February 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hello Chums

Summer is a grest time for baseball, but not for misusing hyphens.

There are no hyphens in: curveball, dugout, baserunning, bullpen, fly ball, strikeout, teammate, home team, home run, outfield, triple play, shortstop or sportsmanship.

#hyphenwar with Batman
June 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hi, I'm a 1975 7-11 Slurpee cup here with a big gulp of compound words about gulfs.

Put an X in your ideas to hyphenate: Persian Gulf, Gulf War, Gulf Coast, Gilf crisis, Gulf States, widening gulf, bridge the gulf, or the Gulf of Suez

#hyphenwar in cherry flavor
March 27, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Hello 'dar, I'm Joe Rockhead

I'd like to reminds ya 'dar are no hyphens in: Flintstones, brontosaurus, prehistoric, stone age, neolithic, recorded history, water buffalo, yabba dabba doo, lawnmower or even Gazoo's insulting 'Hello Dumb Dumb' greeting.

#hyphenwar from Bedrock
January 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Bonjour. I am Hollywood Jean Lafitte.

I remind you civilized people do not hyphenate words such as: Mardi Gras, King Cake, hedonistic, Ash Wednesday, dance krewe, greasing of the poles, or parade route

#hyphenwar
Laissez les bons temps rouler
February 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Ok @jeffscomics.bsky.social got a good one for #hyphenwar
September 7, 2023 at 1:29 PM
Bon Jour, I am Dr Andre Delambre

I would like to remind you that there are no hyphens in words like: housefly, compound eye, teleportation, flashback, schoolboy, industrial accident, spider web, flytrap, garden spider, or hydraulic press,

#hyphenwar from Montreal
June 20, 2024 at 4:22 PM
To celebrate hashtags in bios in Bluesky, a reminder there are no hyphens in: scientific research, deepwater, ocean currents, oceanography, hydrosphere, gulf stream, seawater, offshore, transoceanic, seacoast, or underwater.

#hyphenwar
in the deep blue sea
April 10, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Hi, I'm Lloyd Bridges

Just like my character Mike Nelson on Sea Hunt doesn't need a shirt, the phrase 'and the sky is a hazy shade of winter' needs no hyphens. This is because the adjective phrase follows the noun. The song title, A Hazy Shade of Winter, also needs no hyphens.

#hyphenwar
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
This is where #hyphenwar and @jeffscomics.bsky.social comes into play to determine if context is enough to tell the difference between a "fine-ass spotter" and a "fine ass-spotter"
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A mystery may have been solved because of the suspect's errors in using hyphens.

Other things too, but hyphenation mistakes are the strongest evidence.

#hyphenwar

www.thedailybeast.com/bitcoins-mys...
Bitcoin’s Mystery Creator May Have Been Busted by a Hyphen
A British cryptographer has been identified as the likely figure behind the pseudonymous Bitcoin inventor Satoshi Nakamoto.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Hi, I'm Lloyd Bridges

As we welcome in Spring, I'd like to remind you that there are no hyphens in words like: May Day, April showers, Daylight Saving, Spring cleaning, baseball, butterfly, Earth Day, lawn mower, hay fever or garden party.

#hyphenwar on Spring Break
March 19, 2024 at 1:27 PM
As we get ready for #Thanksgiving, I'd like to remind you that words like: apple pie, Mayflower, Horn of plenty, allspice, baked potato, butternut squash, hayride, cranberry sauce, drumstick, bread pudding, cornbread, & caramel apple do not have hyphens.

#Hyphenwar at the Macy's Thanksgiving parade
November 13, 2023 at 3:11 PM
What's the scene?

Meet the cat Snapper Carr, who is me. Lemme put you hip to hyphenate notwise: cool it, wigged out, dig that crazy beat, cop a breeze, noodle it out, eyeballing a doll, my used to be, or beat the gravel.

Time to cut out. Now you're solid to the #hyphenwar
February 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Howdy, I'm just a Bill

Considering the recent election
ponder how you are expressin'
compound nouns of long standing
don't need a hyphen to stick the landing
you can talk all day about inflation
just don't put a hyphen in 'polling station'

#hyphenwar rockin' the schoolhouse from Capitol Hill
November 8, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Happy Day, Citizen

I'm here to remind you that there are no hyphens in: Nazism, Big Brother, inroad, counterattack, uprising, overthrow, coup d'etat, nonnative, extraterrestrial, flying saucer, carnivorous and Hitler Youth.

#hyphenwar is your friend
July 30, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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#hyphenwar

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June 25, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Hi, I'm Roy Neary

I'd like to remind you that there are no hyphens in: pickup truck, extraterrestrial, flying saucer, project blue book, eyewitness, outer space, conspiracy theory, pseudoscience, sunburn, or Devils Tower.

#hyphenwar of the third kind
June 20, 2024 at 2:45 PM