#iNSTEAD
Skyline instead of timeline >>>>>>
November 15, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Note to self: use this app instead.
October 17, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Instead of fighting senseless wars, we should be fighting climate change.

Instead of building data centers, we should be building housing.

Instead of corporate welfare give us universal healthcare.
August 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Instead of asking for people to not use their AC in the heatwave, how about turning off the data centers instead?
July 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I’ve officially started subconsciously opening blue sky instead of Twitter
November 17, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Instead they blame immigrants
March 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
instead of watching a minecraft movie you can watch my cat linus brave the nether instead
April 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Why is it called gerrymandering instead of cheating?
December 5, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Maybe Greenland could invade us instead?
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Alternatives to calling someone or something "crazy" when they're doing fascism.

instead of "crazy" → fascist
instead of "lunatic" → fascist
instead of "schizo" → fascist
instead of "psycho" → fascist
instead of "bipolar" → fascist
instead of "schizo" → fascist
instead of "insane" → fascist
February 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What if, instead of trying to have a productive writing day, you aimed for a satisfying one instead?
November 16, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Maybe instead of committing atrocities, we could just make the rich pay their fair share and have universal healthcare and affordable housing instead.

Idk, just spitballing here.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Instead of doomscrolling, it feels like I'm hopescrolling on here.
October 20, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Instead of flowers, people bring sticks to this dog’s grave. ❤️
April 8, 2026 at 12:59 PM
This coulda been our president-elect tonight America but you chose authoritarianism instead
December 1, 2024 at 10:47 PM
you should treat a trans person today
March 31, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Instead of manifest destiny, maybe try manifesting decent healthcare.
December 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
What I'll be watching instead of the Super Bowl.

#NFL_OFF #KONG_ON
February 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet???

Because they lactose
November 25, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Instead of /her/, have some Tennant <3
April 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Los Angeles for the win using drones instead of fireworks 👏
July 5, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Our taxes are paying for this instead of healthcare.
March 3, 2026 at 3:49 AM
instead of the Monroe Doctrine, we now have the Moron Doctrine
I’m sorry, Panama
December 22, 2024 at 1:27 AM
ICE is the January 6 insurrectionists all over again. Only instead of attacking law enforcement, they are pretending to *be* law enforcement. And instead of just terrorizing at the Capitol, they are doing it EVERYWHERE.
June 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM