ICBM program tonite?
ICBM program queen?
ICBM program tonite?
ICBM program queen?
ICBM program tonite?
🇺🇦🚀 The Ukrainian ballistic missile "Sapsan" successfully passed combat testing in May 2025 and is being launched into serial production, — Valentyn Badrak, Director of the Center for Army Research.
❗️This missile is a powerful weapon — its warhead weighs 480 kg.
❗️This missile is a powerful weapon — its warhead weighs 480 kg.
June 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
ICBM program tonite?
ICBM program queen?
ICBM program tonite?
ICBM program queen?
ICBM program tonite?
“There’s an incoming ICBM! Who launched it?!”
“Your mom”
“Your mom”
Watching nuclear war drama A House of Dynamite, and by far the most jarring aspect is that the US executive staff are portrayed as competent, sober adults.
October 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“There’s an incoming ICBM! Who launched it?!”
“Your mom”
“Your mom”
>midrange ICBM
sigh.
sigh.
Bessent: "This is Hitler's bunker. Hitler is dead, Himmler is dead, Göring is dead. Most of what you're seeing are lone wolf activities. The midrange ICBM that was shot off, these two missiles yesterday, that's out of desperation"
March 22, 2026 at 3:23 PM
>midrange ICBM
sigh.
sigh.
I got a plush Dongfeng 5C ICBM
May 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I got a plush Dongfeng 5C ICBM
Burt will NOT sign a nonproliferation treaty.
June 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Burt will NOT sign a nonproliferation treaty.
Russia fired a 2nd ICBM and hit itself. That’s all you need to know about its nuclear capabilities.
November 22, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Russia fired a 2nd ICBM and hit itself. That’s all you need to know about its nuclear capabilities.
Both times, actually.
Were NOT completely obliterated back then.
But there was also no evidence they were building an ICBM now.
Were NOT completely obliterated back then.
But there was also no evidence they were building an ICBM now.
March 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Both times, actually.
Were NOT completely obliterated back then.
But there was also no evidence they were building an ICBM now.
Were NOT completely obliterated back then.
But there was also no evidence they were building an ICBM now.
Round of applause for this Russian ICBM test.
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Round of applause for this Russian ICBM test.
Russia tested its latest ICBM the „RS-28 Sarmat“ in the Orenburg region. It failed.
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Russia tested its latest ICBM the „RS-28 Sarmat“ in the Orenburg region. It failed.
Pete Hesgeth and another DOD guy having to blow into two little breathalyzer tubes at the same time to unlock the ICBM launch button.
January 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Pete Hesgeth and another DOD guy having to blow into two little breathalyzer tubes at the same time to unlock the ICBM launch button.
> they launched an ICBM at us
November 21, 2024 at 11:39 AM
> they launched an ICBM at us
my cat has obtained a nuclear deterrent to being woken up
June 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
my cat has obtained a nuclear deterrent to being woken up
Russia had another ICBM test launch fail. This one blew up real good.
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Russia had another ICBM test launch fail. This one blew up real good.
One big menacing ICBM Goodra dick. Patreon reward for Goob!
September 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
One big menacing ICBM Goodra dick. Patreon reward for Goob!
Uploading the 186,999 photo into the ICBM workstation: "one more should be enough"
A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. Included AI-generated robot porn.
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Man Stores AI-Generated Robot Porn on His Government Computer, Loses Access to Nuclear Secrets
A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. As part of ...
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October 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Uploading the 186,999 photo into the ICBM workstation: "one more should be enough"
It’s what the C in ICBM stands for
April 30, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It’s what the C in ICBM stands for
Odds Trump turns his offensive arch into an ICBM launcher?
Not zero, right?
Not zero, right?
September 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Odds Trump turns his offensive arch into an ICBM launcher?
Not zero, right?
Not zero, right?
okay so one warhead from a russian icbm hits arlington cemetary for some reason, where do the other nine warheads from that single icbm go.
i feel like if you are arguing 'nuclear weapons really arent that bad' you are a psychopath and should not be allowed anything more dangerous than safety scissors
March 19, 2024 at 1:49 PM
okay so one warhead from a russian icbm hits arlington cemetary for some reason, where do the other nine warheads from that single icbm go.
ICBM stands for Insane Clown Bowel Movements
March 30, 2026 at 4:41 PM
ICBM stands for Insane Clown Bowel Movements
i support the joint mexican-canadian ICBM program
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 AM
i support the joint mexican-canadian ICBM program
It’s secret ICBM and nuclear program time
December 23, 2024 at 11:56 PM
It’s secret ICBM and nuclear program time
Yall they called an ICBM “hazel shrub” and demand we fear it
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Yall they called an ICBM “hazel shrub” and demand we fear it
2 civilian aircrafts downed, sabotage on EU critical infrastructure, election interference, north korean troops deployed in Europe, first combat ICBM launch in history
December 26, 2024 at 9:48 PM
2 civilian aircrafts downed, sabotage on EU critical infrastructure, election interference, north korean troops deployed in Europe, first combat ICBM launch in history