Lauren forgets who she is in the Outro Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/19/dog-carries-armadillo-into-Oklahoma-house/1241781886056/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/26/giraffe-Gracie-escape-found-Real-County-Texas/9301782502259/  Jane https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/24/Montana-Highway-Patrol-Big-Banana-car/6191782315139/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/24/Dedham-Animal-Control-raccoon-glass-jar-rescue/7951782311502/ Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/25/campgound-toilet-rescue-Fresno-County-California/9991782404124/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/17/Berkeley-County-South-Carolina-alligator-porch/2851781723534/ (optional / backup)

Don’t excrete upon yourself Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/10/scotland-Scottish-SPCA-fox-cub-plastic-bottle-rescue/5181783704156/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/09/thailand-Meta-office-squirrel-loose/2541783618407/ Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/06/Newcastle-England-bull-cricket/3531783346988/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/02/loose-goat-Pierce-County-Washington-chase/7791783003549/   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/01/Chronos-Games-Gifts-Beaverton-Oregon-Yu-Gi-Oh-hygiene/6581782917827/  Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/02/australia-Neil-the-seal-Tasmania-Australia/4521783013488/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/09/bear-JBER-Alaska-mall-peach/5831783613088/

Bear goes house hunting Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane: They. Are. Coming.https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2025-was-year-of-the-octopus-says-uk-wildlife-trust-amid-record-cephalopod-sightings/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mauritius-advances-science-of-heat-resistant-coral-for-restoring-reefs-with-98-survival-rates/  Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/emu-handcuffed-St-Johns-County-Florida/3831768502340/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/ireland-crashed-truck-crabs-recovered/6501768416348/ Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/poland-Wroclaw-Zoo-muntjac-deer-rhino/4111768245115/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/13/bear-crawlspace-Altadena-California/7451768331251/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/bear-candy-store-Gatlinburg-Tennessee/2431768244367/ 

Lauren once again asking the hard questions Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-spray-on-powder-instantly-seals-life-threatening-wounds/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beautiful-australian-frog-returns-to-the-wild-with-the-help-of-frog-spas-and-frog-saunas/ Alice https://news.sky.com/story/crotch-enhancements-the-latest-controversy-at-the-winter-olympics-13503862  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/Ruherford-County-North-Carolina-pig-burglar/2211771429476/  Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/winter-olympics-cross-country-team-sprint-dog/2311771422753/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/20/wales-RSPCA-goat-trapped-window-well-Llandudno/1471771603369/

Nigel is very good Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/09/Hinesville-Police-Department-Georgia-tortoise-escape/2321773062845/  https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/hedgehogs-could-avoid-extinction-by-silent-ultrasound-installed-on-cars-to-prevent-roadkill/  Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/great-lakes-otters-are-a-conservation-success-story-with-populations-flourishing-in-us-and-ontario/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/multiple-types-of-plastic-are-turned-into-vinegar-using-sunlight-powered-process-without-emissions/ Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/Guinness-World-Records-Merlin-pig-Instagram/4171773327576/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/10/East-Durham-antique-store-owl/7491773162016/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/red-fox-Bronx-Zoo-stowaway-cargo-ship/2421773331290/

Lauren is missing Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/15/canada-Crowsnest-Pass-Alberta-fox-hot-dogs/8031778865878/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/13/france-Saone-et-Loire-drunk-deer-warning/5941778684226/ Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/14/Westlake-Ohio-ball-python-loose/1361778771919/

It’s Buttsmas y’all! And this time we got Steph, Delta, AND Alice! <3  Steph’s Stuffs: https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition Steph’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Communal: Butts List https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-6  Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/17/australia-koala-takes-the-bus-Brisbane-Queensland/5511765983596/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/23/Altadena-bear-crawlspace-trap-wrong-animal/1031766505848/  Steph https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/26/Illinois-rejected-vanity-plates-2025/9171766768064/  Alice https://apnews.com/article/seal-bar-new-zealand-pub-richmond-487e2a8207c9f0e69be79ac7eb8045c0  Delta https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/latam-argentina-golden-retrievers-meetup/5201765557297/ 

Too many animals are getting arrested.  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/22/Cumbia-Nature-Festival-naturalists-naturists-nudists/3071776872855/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/21/finland-Finnish-Air-Force-cadet-pilots-draw-genitalia/7461776784445/  Alice (Optional: More emus being arrested)  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/25/odd-news-nashville-emu-escaped/6241777142764/ (Optional: Alligator gets arrested) https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/24/West-Palm-Beach-alligator-parking-lot-Florida/7041777048169/  Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/21/bear-tree-Albany-New-York/3141776793580/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/21/scotland-llama-pygmy-goats-escape-block-traffic/1711776785908/

We’re doing shrooms y’all  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/03/Guinness-World-Records-dead-hang/1991775235537/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/01/Animal-Rescue-League-Iowa-baby-chick/3941775055106/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/06/cat-mechanical-recliner-Overland-Park-Kansas/1141775481405/  Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/urine-from-music-festival-toilets-is-fertilizing-new-forest/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/aquarium-shares-video-of-harbor-seal-playing-with-his-rubber-duckie/ Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/06/black-bear-cub-New-Jersey-ditch/7771775482024/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/08/thailand-ostrich-escape-highway-run/7351775658293/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/10/escaped-emu-Walter-Barnstable-Massachusetts/8871775834916/ 

COO! Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/13/Port-Orange-cow-Publix-Florida/2191770997105/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/12/nz-Apanui-School-serial-thief-cat-burglar/7031770916696/  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0pcuuKahY  Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/McCook-High-School-loose-cow/7741770313259/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/wild-turkeys-Janesville-Wisconsin/6431770305690/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/04/canada-Gagne-Homestead-Rescue-Enzo-emu/5281770217936/  https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUXOUWcjMwW/