the kind of response you get in the icu when you ask a patient's family a simple question about their past medical history
Being able to suck every inch of your partner’s dick and post the video online is not more important than decreasing rates of sexual violence. Call me a SWERF, whatever. I haven’t deep-throated my partner in years, and he’s not big, and he still tells me I give the best head.
November 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
the kind of response you get in the icu when you ask a patient's family a simple question about their past medical history
we need a mobile icu that transports patients to polling places
November 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
we need a mobile icu that transports patients to polling places
I know there are so many martyrs in the world, but as a former ICU nurse, Alex really gets me in the gut
Alex Pretti memorial with "I voted" stickers, including mine.
November 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I know there are so many martyrs in the world, but as a former ICU nurse, Alex really gets me in the gut
"ICU" is a hospital themed spanking story by Barbara Jo. Another old-school story from the Internet Wayback machine: youmayspankitoncejp.substack.com/p/icu?r=7hdz...
ICU
An hospital spanking story by Barbara Jo
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November 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
"ICU" is a hospital themed spanking story by Barbara Jo. Another old-school story from the Internet Wayback machine: youmayspankitoncejp.substack.com/p/icu?r=7hdz...
Republikkkans lost Bc ICE Murdering ICU Nurses, Moms in minivans, Fathers cooperating and Many others like you and I for absolutely no reason other than Racism and 1st amendment Rights & the Pedo Felon Cult gave them permission to Kill. Why don’t Republicans ever talk about the ICE ABUSE?? ⛽️⛽️🙃
November 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Republikkkans lost Bc ICE Murdering ICU Nurses, Moms in minivans, Fathers cooperating and Many others like you and I for absolutely no reason other than Racism and 1st amendment Rights & the Pedo Felon Cult gave them permission to Kill. Why don’t Republicans ever talk about the ICE ABUSE?? ⛽️⛽️🙃
She’s still in the ICU. No movement.
Om jameel:In an urgent plea,om jamel who suffered uterine wall hemorrhaging caused by the shelling of her tent appeals to you with a sorrowful voice&streaming tears.She asks for $200 to cover the cost of tissue&cell testing;please show compassion for the sake of her kids😭
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November 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
She’s still in the ICU. No movement.
Excuse me, doctor--my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he, please?'
'ICU, baby, shaking that ass.
'ICU, baby, shaking that ass.
November 5, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Excuse me, doctor--my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he, please?'
'ICU, baby, shaking that ass.
'ICU, baby, shaking that ass.
Greetings from Minneapolis. Where we know the stakes.
November 3, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Greetings from Minneapolis. Where we know the stakes.
I’m a retired ICU nurse and I suspect he might have a little Xanax on board. He was just a little too chilled on Wednesday.
November 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I’m a retired ICU nurse and I suspect he might have a little Xanax on board. He was just a little too chilled on Wednesday.
Me: so you're telling me you accepted a transfer from [sister hospital]. you know we don't have any ICU beds, right? We are negative in the ICU beds. We have 6 ER holds for ICU.
Surgeon: this is why I don't tell you about my transfers! you NEVER let me do ANYTHING.
Surgeon: this is why I don't tell you about my transfers! you NEVER let me do ANYTHING.
November 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Me: so you're telling me you accepted a transfer from [sister hospital]. you know we don't have any ICU beds, right? We are negative in the ICU beds. We have 6 ER holds for ICU.
Surgeon: this is why I don't tell you about my transfers! you NEVER let me do ANYTHING.
Surgeon: this is why I don't tell you about my transfers! you NEVER let me do ANYTHING.
My 90-year-old aunt just spent a couple of days in the ICU, got discharged today, and demanded to be taken to vote on the way home. She lives in Iowa. She knows what’s on the line. 💪💪💪
November 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My 90-year-old aunt just spent a couple of days in the ICU, got discharged today, and demanded to be taken to vote on the way home. She lives in Iowa. She knows what’s on the line. 💪💪💪
Wordle #1963
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November 3, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Doctor came by and said she might be able to leave the ICU by the end of the week, so hopefully that’s an optimistic sign
November 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Doctor came by and said she might be able to leave the ICU by the end of the week, so hopefully that’s an optimistic sign
Makes me so happy that she had access to that and went out on her own terms.
Signed,
An ICU doc
Signed,
An ICU doc
October 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Makes me so happy that she had access to that and went out on her own terms.
Signed,
An ICU doc
Signed,
An ICU doc
pop out of the ICU 🎉 but he wants me to wait til tonight to call n check up aaaa
November 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
pop out of the ICU 🎉 but he wants me to wait til tonight to call n check up aaaa
Wordle #1964
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November 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
That is good to know. As an old ICU nurse who has taken care of many a stroke patient, the sooner you get care the better. Another reason for Medicare or All.
November 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
That is good to know. As an old ICU nurse who has taken care of many a stroke patient, the sooner you get care the better. Another reason for Medicare or All.
Saw a Euro bluecheck I vaguely dislike from Twitter screenshotting a diner safari post about the election in Idaho with arch "What a country..." style commentary. No. That's like going to the zoo and pretending the chimpanzee enclosure is the same thing as an ICU.
November 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Saw a Euro bluecheck I vaguely dislike from Twitter screenshotting a diner safari post about the election in Idaho with arch "What a country..." style commentary. No. That's like going to the zoo and pretending the chimpanzee enclosure is the same thing as an ICU.
Wordle #1965
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November 5, 2026 at 5:19 AM
the icu gods heard my prayers and i got to leave at 6 for trick or treat
October 31, 2026 at 10:19 PM
the icu gods heard my prayers and i got to leave at 6 for trick or treat
I want to be in the ICU for three weeks
November 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I want to be in the ICU for three weeks
I worked in the ICU, SICU, pediatric ICU, burn unit, CCU, during my residency, they are all of the same cloth.
November 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I worked in the ICU, SICU, pediatric ICU, burn unit, CCU, during my residency, they are all of the same cloth.
For reference, there are nearly 200 nurses in my mid-sized regional hospital ICU. These goobers didn't hire enough staff to even cover one department. #nzpol
Fun fact: Luxons campaign bus has exactly 54 seats. Meaning it could transport all of the nurses he's hired at the same time.
November 4, 2026 at 10:24 AM
For reference, there are nearly 200 nurses in my mid-sized regional hospital ICU. These goobers didn't hire enough staff to even cover one department. #nzpol
In the ICU being treated by a huffy top
November 1, 2026 at 12:42 PM
In the ICU being treated by a huffy top