Happy pikmin day
so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
November 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Happy pikmin day
so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
Please vote tomorrow if you haven’t already. Ignore this if outside US or Republican.
November 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Please vote tomorrow if you haven’t already. Ignore this if outside US or Republican.
if someone has tom steyers number btw ask him if he wants to be in a chat with a bunch of zillennial candidate shitposters
November 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
if someone has tom steyers number btw ask him if he wants to be in a chat with a bunch of zillennial candidate shitposters
if NYT/patrick healy won't publish these questions, i will
I don't expect them to publish this or respond, but I had to get it off my chest:
November 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
if NYT/patrick healy won't publish these questions, i will
"Person wondering if it's okay to lean their seat back"
October 31, 2026 at 2:46 PM
"Person wondering if it's okay to lean their seat back"
computer what if anakin was harambe
November 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
computer what if anakin was harambe
Imagine if Joe Biden had spoken like this!
October 31, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Imagine if Joe Biden had spoken like this!
If Nancy Mace is on your side…🫠
November 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
If Nancy Mace is on your side…🫠
Cool if I sit here bro?
October 31, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Cool if I sit here bro?
Not an ad you run if you’re feeling confident, I think.
November 1, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Not an ad you run if you’re feeling confident, I think.
We'll see if this one gets through
November 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
We'll see if this one gets through
It’s easy to look at the polls and feel like our work is done, but it’s not. If you haven’t voted yet, do. If someone in your life hasn’t voted, encourage them. If you see voting resources, share them. Let’s make our voices heard. 👏
November 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
It’s easy to look at the polls and feel like our work is done, but it’s not. If you haven’t voted yet, do. If someone in your life hasn’t voted, encourage them. If you see voting resources, share them. Let’s make our voices heard. 👏
If you don't vote, you support pedophiles.
If you vote Republican, you support pedophiles.
If you vote Republican, you support pedophiles.
November 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
If you don't vote, you support pedophiles.
If you vote Republican, you support pedophiles.
If you vote Republican, you support pedophiles.
If the punishment is a fine, it isn't really illegal for rich people 👇
October 30, 2026 at 8:33 PM
If the punishment is a fine, it isn't really illegal for rich people 👇
if I learned one thing in this country it is that you should consider making things rhyme if you get the chance
October 31, 2026 at 7:41 PM
if I learned one thing in this country it is that you should consider making things rhyme if you get the chance
If you can’t agree to not trade stocks, if you can’t pledge to not become a lobbyist, you have no business serving in public office.
November 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
If you can’t agree to not trade stocks, if you can’t pledge to not become a lobbyist, you have no business serving in public office.
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 30, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
What if it’s just a turkey shoot tomorrow?
2026 FINAL New Jersey In-Person Early Vote Returns:
🟦 Dem: 50.2%
🟥 GOP: 28.4%
🟨 IND: 21.5%
2025 FINAL In-person Early Vote Returns:
🟦 Dem: 41.6%
🟥 GOP: 35.4%
🟨 IND: 23.0%
🟦 Dem: 50.2%
🟥 GOP: 28.4%
🟨 IND: 21.5%
2025 FINAL In-person Early Vote Returns:
🟦 Dem: 41.6%
🟥 GOP: 35.4%
🟨 IND: 23.0%
November 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
What if it’s just a turkey shoot tomorrow?
None of the polls mean anything if folks don’t show up tomorrow. If you haven’t voted already, make a plan. If you have voted, call your friends & relatives.
We won’t get out of this mess overnight. It’ll take a few cycles. But this is our first glimpse at a future without MAGA. So go vote!
We won’t get out of this mess overnight. It’ll take a few cycles. But this is our first glimpse at a future without MAGA. So go vote!
November 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
None of the polls mean anything if folks don’t show up tomorrow. If you haven’t voted already, make a plan. If you have voted, call your friends & relatives.
We won’t get out of this mess overnight. It’ll take a few cycles. But this is our first glimpse at a future without MAGA. So go vote!
We won’t get out of this mess overnight. It’ll take a few cycles. But this is our first glimpse at a future without MAGA. So go vote!
if you refer to a data center as a compute campus i'll assume you're a fed
November 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
if you refer to a data center as a compute campus i'll assume you're a fed
Remember the old sailor’s mnemonic:
If Hayley Stevens have “y,” feel free to say “hi”
If yer Haley have none, that Haley be done.
If Hayley Stevens have “y,” feel free to say “hi”
If yer Haley have none, that Haley be done.
Hi! Woke up to lots of new followers. I'm not the Haley Stevens of Michigan. I'm the Hayley Stevens from Wiltshire, England. Until recently I wrote a science blog about spooky stuff, now I'm studying for my MSc in Forensic Psychology. I'm deeply autistic, sarcastic, and do not endorse Mike Rogers ✌️
November 2, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Remember the old sailor’s mnemonic:
If Hayley Stevens have “y,” feel free to say “hi”
If yer Haley have none, that Haley be done.
If Hayley Stevens have “y,” feel free to say “hi”
If yer Haley have none, that Haley be done.
Chump Said," If They're Honest
Elections".......💩🤡🤛🏻
Elections".......💩🤡🤛🏻
October 31, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Chump Said," If They're Honest
Elections".......💩🤡🤛🏻
Elections".......💩🤡🤛🏻
I mean, if it was gonna be anybody, right
November 2, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I mean, if it was gonna be anybody, right