go vote in the midterms if you can. i'll finish the video if you do
November 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
go vote in the midterms if you can. i'll finish the video if you do
Let us know if you need help packing, Elon👋🏽
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Let us know if you need help packing, Elon👋🏽
IF YOU'RE LIBBING OUT; STAY LIBBING OUT
November 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
IF YOU'RE LIBBING OUT; STAY LIBBING OUT
If you’re online STAY ONLINE
Remember, your job is NOT over once you leave the voting booth!
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
November 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
If you’re online STAY ONLINE
If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
“So if Trump cuts off aid to Israel you’re ok with it… but if @abdulelsayed.bsky.social said it you’d have 12 podcasts about it.”
Scarborough clowns @donnyjdeutsch for his transparent hypocrisy
Scarborough clowns @donnyjdeutsch for his transparent hypocrisy
November 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
“So if Trump cuts off aid to Israel you’re ok with it… but if @abdulelsayed.bsky.social said it you’d have 12 podcasts about it.”
Scarborough clowns @donnyjdeutsch for his transparent hypocrisy
Scarborough clowns @donnyjdeutsch for his transparent hypocrisy
If I’m the DNC I’m begging Stacey Abrams to lead the organization
November 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
If I’m the DNC I’m begging Stacey Abrams to lead the organization
Things we learned last night:
Money cannot buy elections if people show up
Gerrymandering doesn't work if people show up
Vote suppression doesn't work if people show up
America is not actually a fascist country
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Money cannot buy elections if people show up
Gerrymandering doesn't work if people show up
Vote suppression doesn't work if people show up
America is not actually a fascist country
Thank you for your attention to this matter
November 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Things we learned last night:
Money cannot buy elections if people show up
Gerrymandering doesn't work if people show up
Vote suppression doesn't work if people show up
America is not actually a fascist country
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Money cannot buy elections if people show up
Gerrymandering doesn't work if people show up
Vote suppression doesn't work if people show up
America is not actually a fascist country
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Screw if, if I’m getting on a plane at 6am tomorrow, I’m wearing lounge pants.
November 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Screw if, if I’m getting on a plane at 6am tomorrow, I’m wearing lounge pants.
Hear me out: What if AOC for House Speaker?
November 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Hear me out: What if AOC for House Speaker?
if Narinder was a housecat
November 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
if Narinder was a housecat
Obviously hindsight is 20/20 but it's hard not to wonder if the Republican rout could have been avoided if Trump had talked about renaming the reflecting pool earlier in the race, or if the GOP message machine had more time to push whatever this 4Chan shit they're all posting about Anakin Skywalker.
November 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Obviously hindsight is 20/20 but it's hard not to wonder if the Republican rout could have been avoided if Trump had talked about renaming the reflecting pool earlier in the race, or if the GOP message machine had more time to push whatever this 4Chan shit they're all posting about Anakin Skywalker.
Trying to figure out if we needed a Nazi tattoo rapist to win Maine or if maybe someone was wrong about that
November 4, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Trying to figure out if we needed a Nazi tattoo rapist to win Maine or if maybe someone was wrong about that
Please vote tomorrow if you haven’t already. Ignore this if outside US or Republican.
November 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Please vote tomorrow if you haven’t already. Ignore this if outside US or Republican.
If you all go VOTE- I'll make Alastor's tail canon!
November 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
If you all go VOTE- I'll make Alastor's tail canon!
If you have voted: good job.
If you cannot vote: cool, go grab a drink, some popcorn.
If you live in another country: see above.
If you can vote, but have not: go vote.
Go vote even if the race isn't close, even if you think it is already won, or already lost. Ignore the models and polls.
Vote.
If you cannot vote: cool, go grab a drink, some popcorn.
If you live in another country: see above.
If you can vote, but have not: go vote.
Go vote even if the race isn't close, even if you think it is already won, or already lost. Ignore the models and polls.
Vote.
November 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
If you have voted: good job.
If you cannot vote: cool, go grab a drink, some popcorn.
If you live in another country: see above.
If you can vote, but have not: go vote.
Go vote even if the race isn't close, even if you think it is already won, or already lost. Ignore the models and polls.
Vote.
If you cannot vote: cool, go grab a drink, some popcorn.
If you live in another country: see above.
If you can vote, but have not: go vote.
Go vote even if the race isn't close, even if you think it is already won, or already lost. Ignore the models and polls.
Vote.
What if the Normal Rockwell painting but hot
Breaking News: Sam Forstag, a former union leader and smoke jumper, won western Montana’s House race, flipping the seat and becoming the first Democrat elected to the House in the state in more than 30 years. nyti.ms/4AeMJbo
November 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
What if the Normal Rockwell painting but hot
Imagine if it happened tonight
November 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Imagine if it happened tonight
Someone on steam asked me if my game was Woke 3.0
My 3.0 Response:
My 3.0 Response:
November 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Someone on steam asked me if my game was Woke 3.0
My 3.0 Response:
My 3.0 Response:
IF THE MAN AHEAD OF YOU FALLS PICK UP HIS BALLOT AND KEEP VOTING
November 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
IF THE MAN AHEAD OF YOU FALLS PICK UP HIS BALLOT AND KEEP VOTING
If these two clowns are the answer, what is the question?
November 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
If these two clowns are the answer, what is the question?
Imagine if Mitch McConnell was alive to see this
November 4, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Imagine if Mitch McConnell was alive to see this
Imagine if Dem Establishment backed Angie Nixon from the start...
November 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Imagine if Dem Establishment backed Angie Nixon from the start...
If you told Trump he could have all those Republican seats back if he returned the $3+ billion he’s grifted off the presidency in the last 2 years, he’d take the cash and give up the seats every single time without hesitation.
November 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
If you told Trump he could have all those Republican seats back if he returned the $3+ billion he’s grifted off the presidency in the last 2 years, he’d take the cash and give up the seats every single time without hesitation.