if you use AI to memorialize me after I die, I will inflict a horrible curse upon you. If you wish to honor my memory i will accept nothing less than a JibJab music video
October 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
if you use AI to memorialize me after I die, I will inflict a horrible curse upon you. If you wish to honor my memory i will accept nothing less than a JibJab music video
if you reply to my comment without liking it I am just going to assume you hate my guts and wish death upon me
October 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
if you reply to my comment without liking it I am just going to assume you hate my guts and wish death upon me
If you want to wish upon this star
You'll need to forge a way through my scars
I'll hold your hand, dance through my darkness
Show you me in its breadth, in its starkness
In hope that you won't become a shadow too
Maybe if I was worth your time
You'd think a little more before spending mine
You'll need to forge a way through my scars
I'll hold your hand, dance through my darkness
Show you me in its breadth, in its starkness
In hope that you won't become a shadow too
Maybe if I was worth your time
You'd think a little more before spending mine
June 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
If you want to wish upon this star
You'll need to forge a way through my scars
I'll hold your hand, dance through my darkness
Show you me in its breadth, in its starkness
In hope that you won't become a shadow too
Maybe if I was worth your time
You'd think a little more before spending mine
You'll need to forge a way through my scars
I'll hold your hand, dance through my darkness
Show you me in its breadth, in its starkness
In hope that you won't become a shadow too
Maybe if I was worth your time
You'd think a little more before spending mine
Anyway edzitron is my instagram, if you want to see me post 4 mirror selfies a day and my workouts. If not, I assume you wish harm upon me (and delight in it)
December 18, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Anyway edzitron is my instagram, if you want to see me post 4 mirror selfies a day and my workouts. If not, I assume you wish harm upon me (and delight in it)
I don't believe in hounding platforms who fuck up forever, but god damn. Do you know how tiring it is for people who wish death upon me for being something I'm not to be praised by people like you?
You'd fucking hate it, if you were us. The least you could do is clearly and publicly stand up for us
You'd fucking hate it, if you were us. The least you could do is clearly and publicly stand up for us
July 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I don't believe in hounding platforms who fuck up forever, but god damn. Do you know how tiring it is for people who wish death upon me for being something I'm not to be praised by people like you?
You'd fucking hate it, if you were us. The least you could do is clearly and publicly stand up for us
You'd fucking hate it, if you were us. The least you could do is clearly and publicly stand up for us
I’m far too British to have said anything to the grown man who just did this, so instead I’ll put it here: if you sit next to me in a cafe or restaurant and watch videos on your mobile phone with the sound on, I will wish wildly disproportionate violence upon you
December 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m far too British to have said anything to the grown man who just did this, so instead I’ll put it here: if you sit next to me in a cafe or restaurant and watch videos on your mobile phone with the sound on, I will wish wildly disproportionate violence upon you
Something you should reflect upon if you are thinking about approaching me...
I have no patience for slaves who only wish to serve themselves.
⛓️🖤⛓️
#BDSM
#Femdom
#Submission
I have no patience for slaves who only wish to serve themselves.
⛓️🖤⛓️
#BDSM
#Femdom
#Submission
There’s an important distinction between indulging your submissive desires and actually being of service.
Sub bash knew I wanted this leather sleep sack for My collection, so he gifted it to Me.
That’s usefulness. That’s service. 🖤
Sub bash knew I wanted this leather sleep sack for My collection, so he gifted it to Me.
That’s usefulness. That’s service. 🖤
September 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Something you should reflect upon if you are thinking about approaching me...
I have no patience for slaves who only wish to serve themselves.
⛓️🖤⛓️
#BDSM
#Femdom
#Submission
I have no patience for slaves who only wish to serve themselves.
⛓️🖤⛓️
#BDSM
#Femdom
#Submission
As of today, we've entered "the baby can basically show up whenever" mode so I now call upon people with kids to tell me what they wish they'd done with their last 2-3 weeks of non-parent time. If you respond with a joke, a laser will be fired upon you from space.
June 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
As of today, we've entered "the baby can basically show up whenever" mode so I now call upon people with kids to tell me what they wish they'd done with their last 2-3 weeks of non-parent time. If you respond with a joke, a laser will be fired upon you from space.
cw weed
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do 💙✨
thank you for watching my special-to-me dab wish, i wanted to share it with y’all 🖤.
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do 💙✨
thank you for watching my special-to-me dab wish, i wanted to share it with y’all 🖤.
March 13, 2026 at 8:44 AM
cw weed
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do 💙✨
thank you for watching my special-to-me dab wish, i wanted to share it with y’all 🖤.
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do 💙✨
thank you for watching my special-to-me dab wish, i wanted to share it with y’all 🖤.
@bsky.app reinstate @jessiegender
If JK Rowling can weaponize her platform to harm transgender citizens, then we can “wish ill” upon her for doing so.
The fact that you protect the literal violence of the billionaire class does not surprise me, but it will always disappoint.
If JK Rowling can weaponize her platform to harm transgender citizens, then we can “wish ill” upon her for doing so.
The fact that you protect the literal violence of the billionaire class does not surprise me, but it will always disappoint.
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people
reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
August 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
@bsky.app reinstate @jessiegender
If JK Rowling can weaponize her platform to harm transgender citizens, then we can “wish ill” upon her for doing so.
The fact that you protect the literal violence of the billionaire class does not surprise me, but it will always disappoint.
If JK Rowling can weaponize her platform to harm transgender citizens, then we can “wish ill” upon her for doing so.
The fact that you protect the literal violence of the billionaire class does not surprise me, but it will always disappoint.
if you see a post about trans people needing to live at any cost and you use it to speak in praise of the democratic party who failed to protect them, i wish upon you things which it would be illegal for me to say out loud
July 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
if you see a post about trans people needing to live at any cost and you use it to speak in praise of the democratic party who failed to protect them, i wish upon you things which it would be illegal for me to say out loud
At baggage claim, the space between me and the conveyor belt is planned and allotted to allow someone to grab their bag if they see it emerge before mine. Your standing in that space, doing fuckall and obscuring my view makes me wish dishonor upon both you and your cow
March 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
At baggage claim, the space between me and the conveyor belt is planned and allotted to allow someone to grab their bag if they see it emerge before mine. Your standing in that space, doing fuckall and obscuring my view makes me wish dishonor upon both you and your cow
I have a wish
that one day
you'll surround me
in a warm embrace
as if every branch
of a hanging tree
wrapped itself,
so tight,
around me
then I feel you
on my skin
& like oxygen,
I breathe you in
as if my life—
all of me,
depends upon
that tree.
#sensewrds #prompt 136
Hopeful
willow
Stretching
that one day
you'll surround me
in a warm embrace
as if every branch
of a hanging tree
wrapped itself,
so tight,
around me
then I feel you
on my skin
& like oxygen,
I breathe you in
as if my life—
all of me,
depends upon
that tree.
#sensewrds #prompt 136
Hopeful
willow
Stretching
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I have a wish
that one day
you'll surround me
in a warm embrace
as if every branch
of a hanging tree
wrapped itself,
so tight,
around me
then I feel you
on my skin
& like oxygen,
I breathe you in
as if my life—
all of me,
depends upon
that tree.
#sensewrds #prompt 136
Hopeful
willow
Stretching
that one day
you'll surround me
in a warm embrace
as if every branch
of a hanging tree
wrapped itself,
so tight,
around me
then I feel you
on my skin
& like oxygen,
I breathe you in
as if my life—
all of me,
depends upon
that tree.
#sensewrds #prompt 136
Hopeful
willow
Stretching
My father’s sobriety gave me a life and if you are sober you are doing the same for people who love and depend upon you. I wish you courage in your fight and know what it means to those who love you.
December 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
My father’s sobriety gave me a life and if you are sober you are doing the same for people who love and depend upon you. I wish you courage in your fight and know what it means to those who love you.
#Divide me in your body
Multiply me with your mouth
Add we two for one true love
Yet if you #waver & subtract
You’ll wish I was a predator
Rather than a faithful dove
#Overcast of my strength
Will #entreat you to run back
To Your Once Upon A Beloved
#BraveWrite #vss365 #Poetry
#PoetryCommunity
Multiply me with your mouth
Add we two for one true love
Yet if you #waver & subtract
You’ll wish I was a predator
Rather than a faithful dove
#Overcast of my strength
Will #entreat you to run back
To Your Once Upon A Beloved
#BraveWrite #vss365 #Poetry
#PoetryCommunity
March 22, 2026 at 12:59 AM
#Divide me in your body
Multiply me with your mouth
Add we two for one true love
Yet if you #waver & subtract
You’ll wish I was a predator
Rather than a faithful dove
#Overcast of my strength
Will #entreat you to run back
To Your Once Upon A Beloved
#BraveWrite #vss365 #Poetry
#PoetryCommunity
Multiply me with your mouth
Add we two for one true love
Yet if you #waver & subtract
You’ll wish I was a predator
Rather than a faithful dove
#Overcast of my strength
Will #entreat you to run back
To Your Once Upon A Beloved
#BraveWrite #vss365 #Poetry
#PoetryCommunity
Me this morning: “Something is going to go wrong today. I can feel it. My instincts are screaming at me.”
Also me this morning: “You’re fine, Jon. You worry too much.”
Me tonight, walletless: “If Savannah GA were a person I would wish death and plagues upon it.”
Also me this morning: “You’re fine, Jon. You worry too much.”
Me tonight, walletless: “If Savannah GA were a person I would wish death and plagues upon it.”
May 28, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me this morning: “Something is going to go wrong today. I can feel it. My instincts are screaming at me.”
Also me this morning: “You’re fine, Jon. You worry too much.”
Me tonight, walletless: “If Savannah GA were a person I would wish death and plagues upon it.”
Also me this morning: “You’re fine, Jon. You worry too much.”
Me tonight, walletless: “If Savannah GA were a person I would wish death and plagues upon it.”
The amount of harm I wish upon someone is determined by the amount of harm they have inflicted. If the collective world is safer & better without you, in a truly significant way- because of harm you willfully & deliberately cause- you leaving this planet (violently or not) pleases me. The end.
July 13, 2024 at 11:46 PM
The amount of harm I wish upon someone is determined by the amount of harm they have inflicted. If the collective world is safer & better without you, in a truly significant way- because of harm you willfully & deliberately cause- you leaving this planet (violently or not) pleases me. The end.
If you see this, post a bridge
Someday I’ll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney-tops
That’s where you’ll find me
Someday I’ll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney-tops
That’s where you’ll find me
If you see this, post a bridge
September 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
If you see this, post a bridge
Someday I’ll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney-tops
That’s where you’ll find me
Someday I’ll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney-tops
That’s where you’ll find me
I know the chronic pain and dynamic disability folks have known this forever but some days I wish there was a socially agreed upon normalized way to show good days from bad. Like, if you saw me just standing today, you wouldn't know whether it is "hiking after work" me or "hurts to climb stairs" me.
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I know the chronic pain and dynamic disability folks have known this forever but some days I wish there was a socially agreed upon normalized way to show good days from bad. Like, if you saw me just standing today, you wouldn't know whether it is "hiking after work" me or "hurts to climb stairs" me.
As Christmas Eve is upon us, I am feeling very reflective. While this holiday season is more heavy than merry for me, I am deeply appreciative for so many things in my life.
Merry Christmas Eve to you all; and if you're like me and "merry" feels a bit distant this year, I wish you peace 🕊
Merry Christmas Eve to you all; and if you're like me and "merry" feels a bit distant this year, I wish you peace 🕊
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
As Christmas Eve is upon us, I am feeling very reflective. While this holiday season is more heavy than merry for me, I am deeply appreciative for so many things in my life.
Merry Christmas Eve to you all; and if you're like me and "merry" feels a bit distant this year, I wish you peace 🕊
Merry Christmas Eve to you all; and if you're like me and "merry" feels a bit distant this year, I wish you peace 🕊
if you follow me i regret to inform you that I can now see you via The Orb that is within my control. if u don't wish to be scryed upon u should've thought twice before following an Orb Controller like me
February 16, 2024 at 6:00 PM
if you follow me i regret to inform you that I can now see you via The Orb that is within my control. if u don't wish to be scryed upon u should've thought twice before following an Orb Controller like me
joke's on bluesky's moderation team if you don't let me say I wish ill upon billionaires then my powerful negative thoughts won't be able to vent out to the aether and will instead ferment until they coalesce into a murder tulpa
August 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
joke's on bluesky's moderation team if you don't let me say I wish ill upon billionaires then my powerful negative thoughts won't be able to vent out to the aether and will instead ferment until they coalesce into a murder tulpa
“Fly me up to where you are beyond the distant star. I wish upon tonight to see you smile, if only for a while to know you're there. A breath away's not far to where you are.” Josh Groban
handmade collage
handmade collage
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
“Fly me up to where you are beyond the distant star. I wish upon tonight to see you smile, if only for a while to know you're there. A breath away's not far to where you are.” Josh Groban
handmade collage
handmade collage
I wrote gay poetry at 5am if you're into that kinda thing
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I wrote gay poetry at 5am if you're into that kinda thing