#ifIhadanickel
If I had a nickel …
#IfIhadanickel
October 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
September 13, 2026 at 5:16 AM
April 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If I had a nickel for every time my mother has fucked up making jelly, I'd have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's weird that it happened twice
#meme #ifihadanickel #ifihadanickelmeme
December 11, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Oh my god I hate/love it lol. And, unlike Phasmo, these have faces. EUGH.

#IfIHadANickel #ForEveryGameWithMannequinsInHouses #I'dHaveTwoNickels #WhichIsn'tALotAndIHateThatIt'sHappenedTwice
August 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Installing ArcGIS Server #IfIHadANickel
May 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
#ifIhadanickel for every time a company named after Nikola Tesla ended up being bought and ruined by an A.I douchebag, I would have two nickels.

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April 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
#IfIHadANickel for every time an anime site leaked my email on the dark web, I would have 1 nickel since it was the same fucking company over the last decade.
April 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Today on the 19th anniversary of being married to my delightful husbean @tailsteak.bsky.social , the valve on our toilet blew out and almost flooded the bathroom.

Which oddly enough is not the first time our relationship has caused water damaging events. #IfIHadANickel
October 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Another teacher called me Mr. Harrison instead of Mr. Fox again #ifihadanickel
November 30, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Suddenly realised this when watching CG5’s ‘Join Us For A Bite’ cover.

#cg5 #dawko #fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys #gaming #music #youtube #ifihadanickel
July 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I had to chase a bird out of the garage of my workplace again.
I think this is my sixth time.

Stupid birds.

#ifihadanickel
June 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I had to chase a bird out of the garage of my workplace, I`d have five nickels.

This is getting ridiculous.

#ifihadanickel
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A while ago I wrote a post that said:"If I had a nickel for every time a pigeon flew into the garage of my workplace and I had to shoo it away, I`d have three nickels."

I`m now up to four nickels.

#ifihadanickel
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a pigeon flew into the garage of my workplace and I had to shoo it away, I`d have three nickels.

Which isn`t a lot but it`s weird that it has happened three times.

#ifihadanickel
September 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
March 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
If I had a nickel for every time Arin Hanson kissed another man on a live stream I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's honestly kinda surprising that it only happened twice
#arinhanson #egoraptor #shitpost #gamegrumpsarin #ifihadanickel #latenightshitpost
February 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM