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Catastrophe — the exorbitant fee charged by the Houston Astros for bringing cats to Minute Maid Park
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Catastrophe — the exorbitant fee charged by the Houston Astros for bringing cats to Minute Maid Park
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
June 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Catastrophe — the exorbitant fee charged by the Houston Astros for bringing cats to Minute Maid Park
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Catastrophe — the exorbitant fee charged by the Houston Astros for bringing cats to Minute Maid Park
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
January 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Outcide — the decimation of nature
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled #reflexive
Outcide — the decimation of nature
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled #reflexive
May 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Outcide — the decimation of nature
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled #reflexive
Outcide — the decimation of nature
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled #reflexive
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Heartburn — the feeling you get when your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Heartburn — the feeling you get when your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
April 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Heartburn — the feeling you get when your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Heartburn — the feeling you get when your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
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Sophorific — dreaming about a second-year student looking terrific
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled #reflexive
Sophorific — dreaming about a second-year student looking terrific
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled #reflexive
April 28, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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Sophorific — dreaming about a second-year student looking terrific
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled #reflexive
Sophorific — dreaming about a second-year student looking terrific
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled #reflexive
Andrew’s #WordOfTheDay
Yammer — a yam farmer who complains incessantly about his job
#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined #reflexive
Yammer — a yam farmer who complains incessantly about his job
#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined #reflexive
February 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Yammer — a yam farmer who complains incessantly about his job
#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined #reflexive
Yammer — a yam farmer who complains incessantly about his job
#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined #reflexive
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Insinuate — to accuse the heathens of having dined on forbidden fruits
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Insinuate — to accuse the heathens of having dined on forbidden fruits
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
June 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Insinuate — to accuse the heathens of having dined on forbidden fruits
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Insinuate — to accuse the heathens of having dined on forbidden fruits
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
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Nip it in the Butt — a playful dog’s greeting of the mailman
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled
Nip it in the Butt — a playful dog’s greeting of the mailman
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled
November 27, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Nip it in the Butt — a playful dog’s greeting of the mailman
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled
Nip it in the Butt — a playful dog’s greeting of the mailman
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled
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Gummy — request Hubba Bubba, Bazooka, or Big League Chew from someone
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Gummy — request Hubba Bubba, Bazooka, or Big League Chew from someone
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
May 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Gummy — request Hubba Bubba, Bazooka, or Big League Chew from someone
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Gummy — request Hubba Bubba, Bazooka, or Big League Chew from someone
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
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Viability — invisibility is an entirely viable superpower, as evidenced by Violet Parr in “The Incredibles”
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated #reflexive
Viability — invisibility is an entirely viable superpower, as evidenced by Violet Parr in “The Incredibles”
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated #reflexive
March 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Viability — invisibility is an entirely viable superpower, as evidenced by Violet Parr in “The Incredibles”
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated #reflexive
Viability — invisibility is an entirely viable superpower, as evidenced by Violet Parr in “The Incredibles”
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated #reflexive
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Underwraps — when your wrapping paper comes up short, and you try to conceal it by just turning the box over
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated #Christmas
Underwraps — when your wrapping paper comes up short, and you try to conceal it by just turning the box over
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated #Christmas
December 22, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Andrew’s #WordOfTheDay
Underwraps — when your wrapping paper comes up short, and you try to conceal it by just turning the box over
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated #Christmas
Underwraps — when your wrapping paper comes up short, and you try to conceal it by just turning the box over
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated #Christmas
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Comminute — that brief moment when the pilot gets on the intercom to lie to the passengers that the flight will get there on time
#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
Comminute — that brief moment when the pilot gets on the intercom to lie to the passengers that the flight will get there on time
#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
April 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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Comminute — that brief moment when the pilot gets on the intercom to lie to the passengers that the flight will get there on time
#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
Comminute — that brief moment when the pilot gets on the intercom to lie to the passengers that the flight will get there on time
#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
With donOLD Rump’s new “Gold Card” Visa program, which offers U.S. citizenship for $5 million, will Canadians and Mexicans have to pay $6.25 million given Rump’s 25% tariffs on those countries?
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Andrew’s #ThoughtOfTheWeek #ihaveALS
March 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
With donOLD Rump’s new “Gold Card” Visa program, which offers U.S. citizenship for $5 million, will Canadians and Mexicans have to pay $6.25 million given Rump’s 25% tariffs on those countries?
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Andrew’s #ThoughtOfTheWeek #ihaveALS
Did you know that senators, representatives, and the president still get paid during a government shutdown? This is ridiculous and insulting to all federal workers and military personnel who don’t get paid! Why should they get paid for NOT DOING THEIR JOBS?!?!?!
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Andrew’s #ThoughtOfTheWeek #ihaveALS
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Did you know that senators, representatives, and the president still get paid during a government shutdown? This is ridiculous and insulting to all federal workers and military personnel who don’t get paid! Why should they get paid for NOT DOING THEIR JOBS?!?!?!
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Andrew’s #ThoughtOfTheWeek #ihaveALS
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Workaday — a day laborer
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated #shortandsweet
Workaday — a day laborer
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated #shortandsweet
April 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Workaday — a day laborer
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated #shortandsweet
Workaday — a day laborer
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated #shortandsweet
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First-class — the initial group of schoolchildren, who met in a cave under Mount Kilimanjaro
#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined
First-class — the initial group of schoolchildren, who met in a cave under Mount Kilimanjaro
#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined
April 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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First-class — the initial group of schoolchildren, who met in a cave under Mount Kilimanjaro
#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined
First-class — the initial group of schoolchildren, who met in a cave under Mount Kilimanjaro
#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined
Andrew’s #WordOfTheDay
Mail Carrier — a squire, always at the ready to put on his knight’s armor
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Mail Carrier — a squire, always at the ready to put on his knight’s armor
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
April 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Andrew’s #WordOfTheDay
Mail Carrier — a squire, always at the ready to put on his knight’s armor
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Mail Carrier — a squire, always at the ready to put on his knight’s armor
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
April 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Current — monthly payments from your most despicable tenant Gru
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Current — monthly payments from your most despicable tenant Gru
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
April 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Current — monthly payments from your most despicable tenant Gru
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Current — monthly payments from your most despicable tenant Gru
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
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Business — high season at Scotland’s Loch Ness
#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
Business — high season at Scotland’s Loch Ness
#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
April 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Business — high season at Scotland’s Loch Ness
#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
Business — high season at Scotland’s Loch Ness
#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
April 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Mystic — how a dog reacts when you try to pull the branch out of its mouth
#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
Mystic — how a dog reacts when you try to pull the branch out of its mouth
#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
April 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Mystic — how a dog reacts when you try to pull the branch out of its mouth
#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
Mystic — how a dog reacts when you try to pull the branch out of its mouth
#neologisms #ihaveALS #mispronounced
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Dinner Roles — meal chores for kids, such as setting the table, pouring drinks, washing dishes, and of course, putting dinner rolls on the table
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled
Dinner Roles — meal chores for kids, such as setting the table, pouring drinks, washing dishes, and of course, putting dinner rolls on the table
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled
April 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Dinner Roles — meal chores for kids, such as setting the table, pouring drinks, washing dishes, and of course, putting dinner rolls on the table
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled
Dinner Roles — meal chores for kids, such as setting the table, pouring drinks, washing dishes, and of course, putting dinner rolls on the table
#neologisms #ihaveALS #misspelled
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Machination — a country that has faster-than-the-speed-of-sound aircraft
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Machination — a country that has faster-than-the-speed-of-sound aircraft
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
April 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Machination — a country that has faster-than-the-speed-of-sound aircraft
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
Machination — a country that has faster-than-the-speed-of-sound aircraft
#neologisms #ihaveALS #enunciated
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Downplay — fellatio or cunnilingus
#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined #vulgar
Downplay — fellatio or cunnilingus
#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined #vulgar
April 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Downplay — fellatio or cunnilingus
#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined #vulgar
Downplay — fellatio or cunnilingus
#neologisms #ihaveALS #redefined #vulgar