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@mightyathena.bsky.social

her thinned-out pelage
softly lapping at my toes
i vacuum some more

#DailyHaikuPrompt | winter coat, pool
#longhaircat #catlife #ilivetoserve

November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗒 𝖠𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇𝖺

@mightyathena.bsky.social

disinterested
in helping with the rent -
the cat naps

#haikufeels | #rent
#haiku #senryu
#ILiveToServe

May 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗒 𝖠𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇𝖺

@mightyathena.bsky.social

𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑠𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 -
𝑖𝑓 𝐼 𝑛𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛
𝑖 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒*

*Harley's poker face after I clearly caught her nomming on one of the plants on the deck.

#Caturday #EveryDayisCaturday
#mobilephotography #photography
#catscrolling
#cats #ILivetoServe
#haiku

3 Oct 2026. Will you *look* at this so-called innocent face. Miss Harley Quinn was caught out om-nom-nomming on a tender plant. Her explanation? Cat’s gonna cat: I no do it, mum. I’m innocent as the rain. I am so pretty. See how pretty I am? When’s dinner? Oh yes, and I’m so pretty. The plant’s fine. Did I say that out loud? Pretty. Me.

𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑠𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 -
𝑖𝑓 𝐼 𝑛𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛
𝑖 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒*

*Harley's poker face after I clearly caught her nomming on one of the plants on the deck.

#Caturday #EveryDayisCaturday
#mobilephotography #photography
#catscrolling
#cats #ILivetoServe
#haiku

October 3, 2026 at 5:12 AM

Todd Heathcoat

@slysterk.bsky.social

ILIVETOSERVE...myoldlifedoesn'tmatter,onlythewhimsofmyotterowner...

January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗒 𝖠𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇𝖺

@mightyathena.bsky.social

ever vigilant
murder mittens—
chaos in repose

#haiku
#mobilephotography #photography
#Caturday #everydayisCaturday
#cats #ilivetoserve

About Last Night: Chaos in Repose. Here's yet another picture of my cat, Harley Quinn. She's sleeping, all curled up with front legs extended before her. Still on alert, apparently - note the slightly exposed claws on those murder mittens 😱😆 It was a cold Winter night so laying on the colourful duvet of light pink with hints of purple and tan was in order. In the lower right is part of my black bathrobe. I'm not under the covers yet as I feared waking Royalty 👑🙀🤣 Good thing the bedroom's heater was on. Mobile photo snapped in Portrait mode which lends a lovely softened effect to the shot.

July 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗒 𝖠𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇𝖺

@mightyathena.bsky.social

"𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚗 𝙲𝚊𝚝"
[ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴇʟᴇᴠᴇɴᴛʏ-sᴇᴠᴇɴ]

𝗆𝗒 𝗆𝗎𝗆'𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌
𝗇' 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗌𝗈 𝗆𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖨
𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝗆𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝗂𝗇

* 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑦...𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡...𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑙𝑦

#Caturday #cats
#mobilephotography #photography
#haiku #truestory #ilivetoserve
#failedbokeh #thatface

A recent photographic attempt at a bokeh which was suddenly interrupted by my cat, Harley Quinn. There's a succulent in the yard that is showing off with its small, coral-coloured emerging blooms. NOT ANYMORE, MOTHER PHOTOGRAPHER. Harley believes me to be inept and is good at being Supervisor Kitty. Here, mum - point your camera thissa way, the flowers 'r right HERE. Le Sigh.

Still love her 🤣

December 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM

Todd Heathcoat

@slysterk.bsky.social

Ohtrustme...youcanmakemeassmallasyoudesire...Ilivetoserve...

November 19, 2024 at 5:57 AM

Todd Heathcoat

@slysterk.bsky.social

Ilivetoserve,evenasjustacasualconsumabletowillthevoidinyourdepths.

April 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM

Idiokratie

@idiokratie.bsky.social

I went to such big trouble to embedd it into my posting!!1

But hey. It was on Jimmy Kimmel of course. 09.04.2025 Title, Trump’s Tariff Tirade Continues, Houston Fans Mad at Ted Cruz & Elon Calls Trump Advisor a Moron
#ILiveToServe

youtu.be/8nu_MH0xgdA...