#imStraight
Nothing worse than a cup of #Coffee except maybe #Faggots #Yep #ImStraight
September 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
September 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
nothing better than my #turrets except maybe #loader

😄 #yep #imstraight
October 25, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Woke up just in time to be gay, drink coffee, eat my gay breakfast crackers, and play gay little puzzle games on my phone. #yup #imStraight
August 26, 2026 at 4:54 PM
also she is straight because i like to project onto the straight dudes who get with hot women. when i told this to dawn he was like you got some unpacking to do about your gender #Yep #ImStraight
September 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Nothing better than #‌BeatingTheHonkai... 🗡 Exceot maybe #‌Women 😄 #‌Yep #‌ImStraight 🏁
April 1, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Nothing better than a slice of #LilCaesarsPizza...
🍕except maybe #Women 🙂 #Yep #ImStraight
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
November 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
PRIDE MONTH IS FINALLY OVER #Yep #ImStraight
July 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
imstraight trust me bro🙏
September 16, 2024 at 2:48 PM
"First, they came for the trans people, and I spoke out immediately even though I'm straight and cis, because I've read the rest of the fucking poem."

#FirstTheyCame
#SpeakUp
#SpeakOut
#ImStraight
#ImCis
#MarginalizedPeople
#MutualAid
#Empathy
#WeaponizedCruelty
#StochasticTerrorism
#Fascism
November 27, 2024 at 10:18 PM
re puppet: I hear Mr Johnson likes to have another man's hand up his backside
#ScurrilousLies #ImStraight #Really
October 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just because I have a rockstar inspired cut doesn't mean I'm gay. Quit with the porn bots! I'm straight. So disgusting.

#pornbots #keeppornbotsaway #disgusting #imnotgay #imstraight
a man wearing headphones and glasses is sitting in a gaming chair and saying `` stay away '' .
ALT: a man wearing headphones and glasses is sitting in a gaming chair and saying `` stay away '' .
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March 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
the only thing better than coffee is my amazing wife #yep #imstraight
February 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
November 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM