Get your act together, you're in my imaginary music video
November 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Get your act together, you're in my imaginary music video
Fox News is now just a support group for people whose imaginary enemies keep winning.
November 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Fox News is now just a support group for people whose imaginary enemies keep winning.
Meanwhile, Chuck Schumer is talking to his imaginary friends the Baileys, who say everything is fine and not to raise a fuss.
Sen. Van Hollen: “We should be making delivering for the American people the single mission of our government, even when that means shaking things up. And that is why I’m running for the majority leader of the United States Senate.”
November 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Meanwhile, Chuck Schumer is talking to his imaginary friends the Baileys, who say everything is fine and not to raise a fuss.
Happy imaginary caravan day to everyone who celebrates.
November 12, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Happy imaginary caravan day to everyone who celebrates.
Does Van Hollen even have an imaginary family he aims to please?
November 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Does Van Hollen even have an imaginary family he aims to please?
The worst thing about the imaginary version of the Democrats that Republicans believe in is that they don't exist, but the best thing about the Imaginary Democrats is that they still affect the stock market when the real Democrats take power.
November 13, 2026 at 11:11 AM
The worst thing about the imaginary version of the Democrats that Republicans believe in is that they don't exist, but the best thing about the Imaginary Democrats is that they still affect the stock market when the real Democrats take power.
Centrists need to stop listening to Chuck Schumer’s imaginary friends LMFAO
November 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Centrists need to stop listening to Chuck Schumer’s imaginary friends LMFAO
What does Schumer's imaginary family the Baileys think of this
In this election, Americans called on us to unrig an economy rigged against working people & fueled by political corruption.
To deliver, we need new leadership. This isn't about any one person – it’s about answering that call.
That's why I’m running for Senate Majority Leader.
To deliver, we need new leadership. This isn't about any one person – it’s about answering that call.
That's why I’m running for Senate Majority Leader.
November 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
What does Schumer's imaginary family the Baileys think of this
The fight seems mostly imaginary TBH
November 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The fight seems mostly imaginary TBH
it’s all imaginary money, duck
November 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
it’s all imaginary money, duck
A reminder to any incoming Senators that Chuck Schumer listens to his imaginary friends from Long Island to the exclusion of listening to real constituents.
Wouldn't be shocked to learn he's named his Claude Eileen Bailey.
Wouldn't be shocked to learn he's named his Claude Eileen Bailey.
Imaginary Friends
Chuck Schumer’s imaginary middle-class couple
www.newyorker.com
November 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
A reminder to any incoming Senators that Chuck Schumer listens to his imaginary friends from Long Island to the exclusion of listening to real constituents.
Wouldn't be shocked to learn he's named his Claude Eileen Bailey.
Wouldn't be shocked to learn he's named his Claude Eileen Bailey.
Well, I like it, but do you have an imaginary center-right couple you made up to represent the median voter to consult on this decision?
November 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Well, I like it, but do you have an imaginary center-right couple you made up to represent the median voter to consult on this decision?
twirling my imaginary ass hairs thinking about hairy cock tbh
November 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
twirling my imaginary ass hairs thinking about hairy cock tbh
you've offended the imaginary voter im rotating in my mind
November 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
you've offended the imaginary voter im rotating in my mind
funny thing is that Schumer's imaginary couple used to be the O'Reillys but he decided that was too ethnic.
November 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
funny thing is that Schumer's imaginary couple used to be the O'Reillys but he decided that was too ethnic.
Oops your childhood oc/imaginary friend is now real and really hot now??
November 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Oops your childhood oc/imaginary friend is now real and really hot now??
Summoning an imaginary friend Ceejay toy to comfort me and hype me up
November 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Summoning an imaginary friend Ceejay toy to comfort me and hype me up
End the reign of terror of Schumer’s imaginary friends in Long Island
“Mr. Van Hollen saw a different lesson [from his role in the Abrego Garcia case]. ‘This finger in the wind stuff has got to end. We also need to stop deluding ourselves that the problem is all about messaging, or about volume, or style. We don’t just need to fight. We need to fight for something.’”
November 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
End the reign of terror of Schumer’s imaginary friends in Long Island
sorry, i keep seeing tiktoks of young people finding out about chuck schumer’s imaginary friends and it really is hammering home how weird the situation has gotten to see the youth processing this information for the first time
November 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
sorry, i keep seeing tiktoks of young people finding out about chuck schumer’s imaginary friends and it really is hammering home how weird the situation has gotten to see the youth processing this information for the first time
my imaginary girlfriend wants us to see other figments
November 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
my imaginary girlfriend wants us to see other figments
What did he do, listen to the imaginary Republican couple in his mind?
November 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
What did he do, listen to the imaginary Republican couple in his mind?
Now that I'm older, I'm starting to realize that my imaginary friend was really nothing more than an imaginary acquaintance!
November 12, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Now that I'm older, I'm starting to realize that my imaginary friend was really nothing more than an imaginary acquaintance!
November 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The imaginary racist couple Schumer consults on all his decisions thing is 100% not hyperbole even in the slightest.
Anyway, there is a world elsewhere. 🏴
Anyway, there is a world elsewhere. 🏴
While we're at it, when anarchism — or any idea more radical than the status quo — gets dismissed as unserious, it's worth remembering governments constantly run on things like "the imaginary racist couple an aging politician consults on all his decisions." youtu.be/dijMKwZMU2Q?...
The Baileys: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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November 14, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The imaginary racist couple Schumer consults on all his decisions thing is 100% not hyperbole even in the slightest.
Anyway, there is a world elsewhere. 🏴
Anyway, there is a world elsewhere. 🏴
bleak that people earnestly give a fuck about which imaginary friend you're gonna have as an accountability buddy in federal government
We’re doing this stupid shit again?
Swearing on a book is a silly relic. But if you’re going to do it, you probably want the person swearing to use a text they revere.
For example, if I took an oath on a stack of transcripts from Dave Rubin’s podcast, I’d feel fucking *obligated* to break it.
Swearing on a book is a silly relic. But if you’re going to do it, you probably want the person swearing to use a text they revere.
For example, if I took an oath on a stack of transcripts from Dave Rubin’s podcast, I’d feel fucking *obligated* to break it.
November 13, 2026 at 6:58 AM
bleak that people earnestly give a fuck about which imaginary friend you're gonna have as an accountability buddy in federal government