This is how every other country imagines life in America
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem
(via lpaulfranklin / TT)
(via lpaulfranklin / TT)
May 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
This is how every other country imagines life in America
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be https://theonion.com/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-consti-1819571149/
April 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Trump imagines owning Canada, but a convicted felon is not allowed to enter Canada.
January 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Trump imagines owning Canada, but a convicted felon is not allowed to enter Canada.
god my roommate sucks shes so lazy (imagines her naked) (imagines her naked) (imagines her naked) (imagines her naked) (ima
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October 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
god my roommate sucks shes so lazy (imagines her naked) (imagines her naked) (imagines her naked) (imagines her naked) (ima
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When your doofus cat imagines he's emperor of the world.
January 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
When your doofus cat imagines he's emperor of the world.
The visionary game from Lucas Pope imagines a highly unrealistic, wildly fanciful world where immigration officers are held accountable.
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January 20, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The visionary game from Lucas Pope imagines a highly unrealistic, wildly fanciful world where immigration officers are held accountable.
paletteswap.site/dif...
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Vaught imagines returning to a past ... before the Constitution existed.
Russell Vought: "Impoundment, which is also a possibility. We are dusting off muscle memory that existed for 200 years before President Nixon in the 1970s and Congress acted to try to take away the president's ability to spend less."
(Impoundment is literally illegal.)
(Impoundment is literally illegal.)
June 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Vaught imagines returning to a past ... before the Constitution existed.
trump imagines himself a great world leader and what do great world leaders do, in his estimation? they capture new territory
Trump wants the Panama Canal back. Anyone who thought he was just joking about Canada doesn’t understand his obsession with territorial expansion.
December 22, 2024 at 12:10 AM
trump imagines himself a great world leader and what do great world leaders do, in his estimation? they capture new territory
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
April 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
*imagines self being 300 LBS*
One imagines they should have thought of this, y’know, before…
The White House press corps are not happy after finding out they were unwitting decoys aboard Air Force One while Trump secretly departed on another plane amid a threat from Iran.
The details in @status.news
www.status.news/p/donald-tru...
The details in @status.news
www.status.news/p/donald-tru...
Trump’s Secret Jet Blowback
The White House Correspondents’ Association confronted the Trump administration, Status has learned, after reporters aboard Air Force One learned they were unwitting decoys during Trump’s secret depar...
www.status.news
August 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
One imagines they should have thought of this, y’know, before…
A cow that imagines lewd scenarios with other cows...
August 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
A cow that imagines lewd scenarios with other cows...
How my brain imagines my clients 2 seconds after i start drawing
June 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
How my brain imagines my clients 2 seconds after i start drawing
A series of extremely satisfying imagines #AEWDynamite
May 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A series of extremely satisfying imagines #AEWDynamite
here's today's post: "confused old fuckwit imagines he’s won the World Cup" — who acts like this?
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confused old fuckwit imagines he’s won the World Cup
who acts like this?
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July 20, 2026 at 2:49 PM
here's today's post: "confused old fuckwit imagines he’s won the World Cup" — who acts like this?
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 19,1947
April 19,1947
April 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 19,1947
April 19,1947
This will come up during Kristi Noem's congressional testimony today, one imagines...
Here's the letter that caused Thom Tillis to erupt at Kristi Noem. The DHS inspector general claims DHS leaders "systematically obstructed" his inquiries, including in something related to a "specific pending criminal investigation."
(confirming scoop from WSJ's Tarini Parti and Josh Dawsey)
(confirming scoop from WSJ's Tarini Parti and Josh Dawsey)
March 4, 2026 at 12:39 PM
This will come up during Kristi Noem's congressional testimony today, one imagines...
*sees a jpeg of a woman*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
*sees a jpeg of a woman*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
Being able to talk to any NPC indefinitely about anything sounds terrible, I don't understand how anyone imagines that enhancing a game
March 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Being able to talk to any NPC indefinitely about anything sounds terrible, I don't understand how anyone imagines that enhancing a game
I wonder what Liz Truss imagines "the ancient laws of the British constitution" to be.
cc: @davidallengreen.bsky.social
cc: @davidallengreen.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I wonder what Liz Truss imagines "the ancient laws of the British constitution" to be.
cc: @davidallengreen.bsky.social
cc: @davidallengreen.bsky.social
Elon imagines that he's Tony Stark but he's actually Justin Hammer
November 24, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Elon imagines that he's Tony Stark but he's actually Justin Hammer