Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation
October 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation
Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-shaking-with-rage-after-imagining-plus-sized-astronaut/
May 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-shaking-with-rage-after-imagining-plus-sized-astronaut/
imagining "Big Balls Beatdown" in a middle-school social studies textbook
I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
August 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
imagining "Big Balls Beatdown" in a middle-school social studies textbook
Beyond all imagining.
NSA director Gen. Haugh fired after far right activist Laura Loomer demanded his removal in her Oval Office meeting with Trump. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/u...
April 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Beyond all imagining.
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
She has a neck the size of an adult human, legs that are just as long and an unforgettable coat. And she’s missing.
Searchers are on high alert for a missing giraffe in Texas
Gracie vanished a week and a half ago from a ranch northwest of San Antonio. Her owner is offering a reward of $5,000 for her capture and safe return.
nbcnews.to
June 24, 2026 at 8:19 PM
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
Whatever you’re imagining, it’s going to be 4x dumber that that.
January 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Whatever you’re imagining, it’s going to be 4x dumber that that.
Just imagining if Merrick Garland’s DOJ had shitposted.
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just imagining if Merrick Garland’s DOJ had shitposted.
If you noticed toilet water tastes different today, you’re not imagining things.
Tune into The Jim Haggerty Show every Thursday for more things you AREN'T imagining.
Tune into The Jim Haggerty Show every Thursday for more things you AREN'T imagining.
July 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM
If you noticed toilet water tastes different today, you’re not imagining things.
Tune into The Jim Haggerty Show every Thursday for more things you AREN'T imagining.
Tune into The Jim Haggerty Show every Thursday for more things you AREN'T imagining.
Imagining him seeing the glee over his rumored demise is almost as much fun as imagining his actual demise.
August 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Imagining him seeing the glee over his rumored demise is almost as much fun as imagining his actual demise.
Imagining better / Feeling worse
March 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Imagining better / Feeling worse
Imagining listening to this guy and thinking we’re in good hands here
April 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Imagining listening to this guy and thinking we’re in good hands here
December 12, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Re: Greenland.
Can we stop imagining Trump is anything other than certifiably insane?
Can we stop imagining Trump is anything other than certifiably insane?
January 19, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Re: Greenland.
Can we stop imagining Trump is anything other than certifiably insane?
Can we stop imagining Trump is anything other than certifiably insane?
imagining this like that shot in poltergeist
September 25, 2026 at 12:07 AM
imagining this like that shot in poltergeist
imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off
September 9, 2026 at 11:20 AM
imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off
Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut
Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut
WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly angry and pacing his office, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly shaking with rage Tuesday after imagining a plus-sized astronaut. “Ugh, it makes me fuckin...
theonion.com
May 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut
imagining myself in a milking video💦
December 13, 2024 at 9:07 PM
imagining myself in a milking video💦
Solid advice. Keep your eye on the future victory, not the temporary doom.
April 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Solid advice. Keep your eye on the future victory, not the temporary doom.
oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining
Yikes: the alternative TPUSA “All-American” Halftime Show had fewer than 14,000 views.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining
July 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Imagining a sole sorcerer issuing his passionberry sparkle fun charm. ✨🌀✨
January 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Imagining a sole sorcerer issuing his passionberry sparkle fun charm. ✨🌀✨
somewhere out there a tech bro is imagining eyeglasses that stop working if you cancel your subscription
December 19, 2024 at 3:07 AM
somewhere out there a tech bro is imagining eyeglasses that stop working if you cancel your subscription