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The Immediate Sound of Distant Hammers

a short story by SwiftOnSecurity

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September 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
warinthefuture.bsky.social
Good news.
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US to 'immediately' resume security assistance, intelligence sharing to Ukraine
The statement follows the talks between Ukraine and the U.S. in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia.
kyivindependent.com
March 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
glonzo-in-exile.bsky.social
Don't siege Leningrad take it immedi *sentence interrupted by troops being pulverized*
May 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
karaswisher.bsky.social
Like I said on @pivotpod.bsky.social when the break first happened, nobody puts baby in the corner: Musk Immediately Throws Trump’s Suck Up Attempt Back in His Face www.thedailybeast.com//musk-immedi...
Musk Immediately Throws Trump’s Suck Up Attempt Back in His Face
The president had said he wants the Tesla CEO to “THRIVE.”
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July 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
goatburgler.bsky.social
Superman and Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) are looking down at Hector Hammond, one of Hal's most powerful telepathic adversaries, who is hooked up to an alien device. Staring at Hammond's massive head, Hal candidly wonders aloud if taking out severe threats permanently ("squashing a head now and then") would prevent major global crises down the line. After a long, heavy silence where both heroes contemplate the dark reality of the thought, Superman blankly responds with a simple, "No." Hal immediately backs him up with a deadpan, "Me neither."
September 24, 2026 at 2:46 PM
chrisgeidner.bsky.social
BREAKING: Judge Timothy Kelly grants CNN, MS NOW, and Politico’s TRO against the Trump administration, ordering that the reporters affected “immediately” have their White House hard passes reinstated. The TRO is in effect for 14 days. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
For all these reasons, it is hereby ORDERED that: 1. Plaintiffs' Motion for a Temporary Restraining Order, ECF No. 2, is GRANTED. 2. It is further ORDERED that Defendants (except for President Trump) and their agents, representatives, and all persons or entities acting in concert with them shall immedi- ately return, reinstate, and restore the White House "hard pass" press credentials held by employees of CNN, MS NOW, and POLITICO that were revoked on or about September 18, 2026, until further Order of the Court or the expiration of this Temporary Restraining Order. 3. It is further ORDERED that this Temporary Restraining Order shall remain in effect for 14 days. 4. It is further ORDERED that Plaintiffs shall post a $1.00 bond in accordance with Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 65(c) by October 1, 2026. SO ORDERED. Is/ Timothy J. Kelly TIMOTHY J. KELLY United States District Judge Date: September 24, 2026
September 24, 2026 at 5:09 AM
bandylee.bsky.social
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE—MEDICAL EXPERTS DECLARE PRESIDENT TOO UNSTABLE TO REMAIN IN OFFICE
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE—MEDICAL EXPERTS DECLARE PRESIDENT TOO UNSTABLE TO REMAIN IN OFFICE
Leading Physicians and Other Doctors, Including Nobel Laureates and Former Chairs, Agree with the People!
bandyxlee.substack.com
May 7, 2026 at 9:31 AM
bandylee.bsky.social
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE—MEDICAL EXPERTS DECLARE PRESIDENT TOO UNSTABLE TO REMAIN IN OFFICE
bandyxlee.substack.com/p/for-immedi...
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE—MEDICAL EXPERTS DECLARE PRESIDENT TOO UNSTABLE TO REMAIN IN OFFICE
Leading Physicians and Other Doctors, Including Nobel Laureates and Former Chairs, Agree with the People!
bandyxlee.substack.com
May 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
bencollins.bsky.social
You should really click through on this one.

theonion.com/markets-surg...
NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had sex with an angel. “I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,” read the lengthy, all-caps post, which with its claims that a heavenly being had done “INCREDIBLE THINGS TO [the president’s] PENIS” immediately sent the S&P 500 soaring 2.1%. “DUE TO TO THE TENOR AND DEPTH OF THIS FEMALE ANGEL’S LOVE MAKING, I ORGASMED MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE WAKING UP NUDE IN HEAVEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! I DID NOT WEAR A CONDOM!” At press time, global markets had reportedly crashed to their lowest point this year after Trump posted a follow-up message stating that the angel he had sex with may have in fact been an alien.
March 24, 2026 at 6:06 PM
benwikler.bsky.social
Here’s our full statement from me for @wisdems.bsky.social.

Read, share—and then if you want to help ensure that Musk’s lawbreaking to help Schimel backfires, donate and volunteer to help Susan Crawford: CrawfordForWI.com
“Elon Musk has committed a blatant felony by offering money for votes in order to help Brad Schimel. Musk’s illegal election bribery scheme to put Brad Schimel on the Supreme Court is a chainsaw attack on democracy and the rule of law in Wisconsin and our nation. Elon Musk should be brought to justice for his illegal attempt to buy votes for Brad Schimel, and Brad Schimel should immediately condemn Musk’s crimes and disavow his continued involvement in his campaign. If Schimel does not immediately call on Musk to end this criminal activity, we can only assume he is complicit. Law enforcement must act now before this goes any further. Musk’s crime to assist Brad Schimel has already been committed, and if Elon Musk sets foot in Wisconsin, he should be placed in handcuffs and held accountable—just like any other criminal. Musk can have his day in court, but he cannot buy the court.
March 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
michaelburns.bsky.social
reading group tomorrow at noon pacific

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immediacy reading group friday @ 12pm | Michael Burns
immediacy reading group friday @ 12pm by Michael Burns on Patreon. Join Michael Burns's community for exclusive content and updates.
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September 24, 2026 at 8:47 PM
michaelburns.bsky.social
for the patrons - there's a new reading group session up talking about the introduction to @annakornbluh.bsky.social's Immediacy. Check it out - and join us if you're curious, we're just getting started!

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Immediacy Reading Group - INTRODUCTION | Michael Burns
Immediacy Reading Group - INTRODUCTION by Michael Burns on Patreon. Join Michael Burns's community for exclusive content and updates.
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September 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social
you're worried about your microphone, when the United States should be more worried about a "Mike to phone"

Mr. Johnson you are a disgrace as Speaker of the House and the only honorable move left is to resign immedi

sorry even as an obnoxious "doing the thing in the OP" joke I can't keep that up
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
ramensalt.bsky.social
MIMI IMMEDI LIKING THIS TWEET GODDAMN
October 20, 2024 at 12:47 AM
kamillashep.bsky.social
I love waking up and immedi having to purge all the mucus from my head and chest... It's soo sexy
December 27, 2024 at 1:10 PM
nellucnhoj.bsky.social
6 panel comic P1: A worried guy clasps his face in his hands as he says "BENNY! Thank heavens! I have lost the ability to appreciate the absurd--" to his equally worried dog. P2: We pan back behind the guy, as he crouches down to say "CAN YOU HELP?!" to Benny. Turns out Benny is a long dog. A very lonnnnnng dog. Imagine a dog crossed with Play-Doh being shat out of one of those presser thingies, with a hint of centipede to boot. That's Benny. Benny answers with an "ouf ouf" P3: Benny immediately shoots upward with a "FART SOUND". He does it so rapidly that he leaves shockwaves in his wake. P4: Cut to exterior of a skyscraper with a huge window at its summit. An equally huge sign above that reads "NORMAL BUILDING WITH WINDOW CO." P5: The window pops out, fully intact, with a "MORE FART SOUNDS" sound effect, as a tendril-like Benny snakes his way heavenward. The sign on top of the building has changed to "FARTS" P6: We cut back to the guy, looking up with an unimpressed look on his face, as debris rains down on him. He ends on "...yeah. That was pretty absurd, I suppose..." as his arse lets out an "ouf"
April 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
googeliart.bsky.social
Psaki Immediately Fact-Checks Trump’s Bonkers 18-Minute Rant

FACT CHECK, PLEASE

www.thedailybeast.com/psaki-immedi...
Psaki Immediately Fact-Checks Trump's Bonkers 18-Minute Rant
The MS NOW host described the president’s speech as a “bad, fast-talking infomercial.”
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December 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
draculaflowniece.bsky.social
oh so getting high off weed is all good and well but a girl starts doing coke and immedi-[my goons cover my mouth and carry me away]
June 26, 2026 at 4:38 PM
roughrider994.bsky.social
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
NURSES, PATIENTS AND FAMILIES HEAD TO WASHINGTON
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September 26, 2026 at 4:38 PM
waxwing64.bsky.social
Raskin (or some other very smart Senator) should write a bill or amendment to abolish the presidential pardon, something that should have been done immedi after Ford pardoned Nixon.
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
healthcare-global.bsky.social
english.ratopati.com/story/80494/...
Department Halts Sales of Substandard Diabetes Medication
Kathmandu. The Department of Drug Management has ordered a halt to the sale and distribution of the diabetes (sugar) medicine Zilipid-One, found to be of substandard quality, and instructed its immedi...
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September 23, 2026 at 1:19 PM
lynieb.bsky.social
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Donny Evans (@iamdonnyevans)
🔴 BREAKING NEWS: CNN and Politico journalists were blocked from the White House—and a Politico reporter’s credentials seized—just hours after a federal judge ordered the Trump administration to immedi...
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September 24, 2026 at 2:24 PM
swiftonsecurity.com
Read more of my very short science fiction:

- The Patterns of Mesuta, Texas universalshards.com/p/the-patter...
- Lifespeed universalshards.com/p/lifespeed
- The Immediate Sound of Distant Hammers
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- No Summer Or Day universalshards.com/p/no-summer-...
The Patterns of Mesuta, Texas
a short story
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December 13, 2024 at 3:47 PM
michaelburns.bsky.social
we're jumping back into Immediacy by @annakornbluh.bsky.social this friday (talking about the introduction). Still time to join in!

current members - go check out the poll on Patreon to let me know what times work best for the live sessions!

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Immediacy Reading Group #2 | Michael Burns
Immediacy Reading Group #2 by Michael Burns on Patreon. Join Michael Burns's community for exclusive content and updates.
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September 22, 2026 at 5:24 PM