BEHOLD THE IMMORTAL ORCHID MANTIS.
November 3, 2026 at 6:27 AM
BEHOLD THE IMMORTAL ORCHID MANTIS.
October 31, 2026 at 12:44 PM
The Immortal (Genesis, 1990)
October 31, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The Immortal (Genesis, 1990)
This will be my one and only prediction about tomorrow's elections. In the immortal words of the great Cedric Maxwell: It's going to be a mercy killing. They're ready to die.
November 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
This will be my one and only prediction about tomorrow's elections. In the immortal words of the great Cedric Maxwell: It's going to be a mercy killing. They're ready to die.
Hopefully everyone is realizing the immortal truth: the fascist is a paper tiger :)
Ah it turns out the fash really like being worshipped more than they like wielding power and convinced themselves everyone loved them
November 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Hopefully everyone is realizing the immortal truth: the fascist is a paper tiger :)
White girl asshole being Neapolitan flavored colors will save your immortal soul
November 2, 2026 at 2:33 PM
White girl asshole being Neapolitan flavored colors will save your immortal soul
Immortal brat cat upon thee
November 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Immortal brat cat upon thee
she's still with me, btw. my immortal love.
November 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
she's still with me, btw. my immortal love.
I'm reminded of this immortal painting
November 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I'm reminded of this immortal painting
daily deadlock so cool tweet. nobody else got an immortal skeleton that shills for lockheed martin
November 3, 2026 at 10:51 AM
daily deadlock so cool tweet. nobody else got an immortal skeleton that shills for lockheed martin
someone should invent a beloved celebrity who is immortal
October 30, 2026 at 4:13 AM
someone should invent a beloved celebrity who is immortal
October 30, 2026 at 3:48 PM
November 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
At least My Immortal was funny.
November 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
At least My Immortal was funny.
Immortal
November 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Immortal
In the immortal words of Harlan Ellison, "Don't fuck with the mouse."
November 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
In the immortal words of Harlan Ellison, "Don't fuck with the mouse."
Further emphasizing Elon's brain is AI poisoned like kings who ate mercury to try and become immortal.
November 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Further emphasizing Elon's brain is AI poisoned like kings who ate mercury to try and become immortal.
Reading Alan Moore's Swamp Thing for the first time unfortunately has me doing the meme
November 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Reading Alan Moore's Swamp Thing for the first time unfortunately has me doing the meme
What's a Television Series that a Musician appears on as a character other than themselves? 🎶📺🎶
On October 31, 1992, Joan Jett appeared on the new series Highlander as Felicia Martins. She played an immortal who is trying to fool the gang into believing she's a new immortal
On October 31, 1992, Joan Jett appeared on the new series Highlander as Felicia Martins. She played an immortal who is trying to fool the gang into believing she's a new immortal
October 31, 2026 at 1:31 PM
What's a Television Series that a Musician appears on as a character other than themselves? 🎶📺🎶
On October 31, 1992, Joan Jett appeared on the new series Highlander as Felicia Martins. She played an immortal who is trying to fool the gang into believing she's a new immortal
On October 31, 1992, Joan Jett appeared on the new series Highlander as Felicia Martins. She played an immortal who is trying to fool the gang into believing she's a new immortal
In the immortal words of the guy with the ponytail: "I reject the premise of your question"
November 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
In the immortal words of the guy with the ponytail: "I reject the premise of your question"
I don't recommend becoming immortal.
October 31, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I don't recommend becoming immortal.
