Thanks Henry, but I'd rather impale my own eyeballs
May 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Thanks Henry, but I'd rather impale my own eyeballs
October 19, 2024 at 4:30 AM
It’s so cool that NYC is going to impale all the investment bankers on a spike
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It’s so cool that NYC is going to impale all the investment bankers on a spike
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September 19, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Impale me with your sword artorias
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Impale me with your sword artorias
October 28, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Fun with the Stylus! Impale Wiggler
April 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Fun with the Stylus! Impale Wiggler
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Impeach, Imprison, Impale
April 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Impeach, Imprison, Impale
August 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
gonna go impale some guys together
October 21, 2024 at 6:27 PM
gonna go impale some guys together
"Hey Greg, go impale yourself, it'll make you look 3 feet taller."
June 19, 2026 at 2:34 PM
"Hey Greg, go impale yourself, it'll make you look 3 feet taller."
October 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Need to just impale someone right now
Any volunteers?
Any volunteers?
August 14, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Need to just impale someone right now
Any volunteers?
Any volunteers?
Kneel before Master Vlad's throne and let me impale you
April 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Kneel before Master Vlad's throne and let me impale you
Monochromatic Monday - POV: I'm about to impale your soul...
January 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Monochromatic Monday - POV: I'm about to impale your soul...
Grab life by the horns. Then impale yourself with them.
January 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Grab life by the horns. Then impale yourself with them.
February 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The kudu head keeps trying to impale the No Longer Teenager, who is sitting in the back with it.
January 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The kudu head keeps trying to impale the No Longer Teenager, who is sitting in the back with it.
Hop on, impale your pussy, and ride
June 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Hop on, impale your pussy, and ride
Damn. Impale me with that 😋
January 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Damn. Impale me with that 😋
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September 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Sublime and dominant the @baronessessex.bsky.social is read to impale her beta male at @femsupremacy.bsky.social
The smile of a child who wants to impale fascists.
March 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The smile of a child who wants to impale fascists.