#impasta
It's my birthday so we went to Olive Garden for some good ol' fashioned Italian dining, but I didn't have my ID, so they arrested me for being an ImPasta.
July 22, 2026 at 12:00 AM
makin spaghetti. call that impasta syndrome
September 28, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Pretending to be Italian makes you an impasta
July 1, 2024 at 1:30 PM
impasta syndrome hitting hard tonight 🍝
June 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
what do you call a fake noodle?

an impasta
February 24, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Does gluten free pasta suffer from impasta syndrome?

‘Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s…’
February 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
...here comes the impasta syndrome again...
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
E mentre lei impasta io faccio un riposino 😴
February 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
when you don’t feel like your noodle measures up to the people around you,

that’s impasta syndrome
May 15, 2026 at 11:40 AM
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
January 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Qui si impasta 😼
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 PM
mine turned into impasta syndrome, please help i can't stop eating spaghetti
if you post enough your imposter syndrome turns to i’m poster syndrome
November 15, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Mi impasta la panza con la musichetta di Zelda sullo sfondo.

Buon #caturday!
May 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.
April 27, 2024 at 7:43 AM
I believe that’s called Impasta syndrome.
No matter what ingredients I use or which way I cook it, whole wheat pasta always results in a bowl full of regret.
December 5, 2024 at 8:25 PM
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
February 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Oggi si impasta al ritmo di Donatella 😍
January 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Is it a pasta… or an impasta??
September 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

#RupertsComedyShow
November 21, 2024 at 8:31 AM
she’s a 10 but she thinks pasta is evil so really she’s an impasta
September 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I have impasta syndrome where I think I'm rigatoni
July 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta. 🍝
December 22, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I heard he wasn't a real italian chef, though. He was an impasta.
February 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!
January 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM