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jazzrat2000.bsky.social
Trump: the impotentate
October 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM
vthorstenson.bsky.social
I had a rough initiation ceremony. They had to call me the Impotentate after that.
September 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
It's official.

#tRumpKilledBigBird

The #impotentate was SO #THREATENED by #educating #children and adding a little #culture to their lives that he intentionally destroyed the #CPB, the #CorporationForPublicBroadcasting. #PBS

#ShameOnYou #Evil #Fascist #Overlord

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling because he succeeded in destroying the Corporation for Public Broadcasting" There is secondary text as another thought "MMM... Big Bird tastes like CHICKEN!"
August 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
So, rumor has it that only Congress has the power to declare war. Oft-debated, and sadly muddy, this issue matters not to the #impotentate.

See what the Senate has had to say about this issue:
www.senate.gov/about/powers...

#Autocrat #NoKings #ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling because he FINALLY got to bomb another country!"
June 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
When I saw this video it just seemed like #kismet after my new #impotentate art last night... 🤷‍♀️

But pay attention to all of the dirt Rachael Maddow dug up... this ersatz #dictator is finding new lows to sink to daily 😒

#Protest #DoNotComplyInAdvance #Resistance #UnitedWeStand

youtu.be/D5WpL760XNI
April 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
Because in the World Court of Public Opinion, the #impotentate is always the #CourtJester! I know I laugh at him daily.🤷‍♀️ #Wanker #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine #Resist

🤣 He looks SO much better like this! 🤣 -- 🤡 if you Agree!

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
MUCH improved version of the satire of crowned Trump, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump! Hey look! I FIXED IT!" The enhancements include bug-eyes, a red, green and blue jester crown with bells, a red clown nose, goofy clown lips, blue harlequin diamond patches on each cheek, and a green, red, yellow, and purple jester neck ruffle with bells.
April 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
The #impotentate was at the TOP of his #GlobalChaos game this week eh? The #TurdReich, and the #onePercent are sure making a killing reallocating wealth from the proletariat's savings and retirement accounts.

#TheRichGetRicher
#Oligarchy
#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ToppleTheOligarchy
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling and patting himself on the back for his Tariffic market scamnipulation" There is secondary text as another thought "We all made SO MUCH MONEY hee hee!"
April 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
>$3 Million per trip as the #impotentate flies off to play golf every weekend on the tax payers' dime. 😡

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he imagines playing golf while Medicaid is defunded."
March 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
The whole world heard the #impotentate joke about grabbing women by the ... And despite that some true red voters voted for this monstrosity THREE TIMES. The #sheeple have lost their way.

#NoJoke this one makes my guts churn.

#NoClass #NoEthics #NoMorals #NoSoul #Felon47

#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he recalls everything he and Jeffrey Epstein got away with back in the day."
March 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
That would presume that the #impotentate, King Rump, is decent. Or human.

Russian puppet primarily consisting of pond scum, sure. Though that is being unfair to pond scum.
March 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
The #impotentate does seem to love whacking balls with sticks at the expense of US taxpayers. Seems like a grand metaphor doesn't it? The fanny fascist is a cosmic joke. The not funny kind.

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he imagines playing golf while his lackeys fire thousands of civil servants" There is secondary text as another thought "Maybe I can bring that 'Yer Fired' thing back..."
March 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
The #impotentate strikes again! Making the world safe for dictators and authoritarian regimes. Clearing the airwaves to make room for the voices of oppression and kleptocracy.

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he imagines playing golf while silencing Voice of America radio." There is secondary text as another thought "Oh boy oh boy! Putin will be so proud of me!!"
March 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
I know I'm repeating myself, but how long do we suppose it will be before the #impotentate starts doing weekly product endorsements in front of the White House? How much do we suppose he will charge?

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, dollar signs hovering around his head, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he imagines how much he can charge for future White House product endorsements"
March 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
How long do we suppose it will be before the #impotentate starts doing weekly product endorsements in front of the White House? How much do we suppose he will charge?

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, dollar signs hovering around his head, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he imagines how much he can charge for future White House product endorsements"
March 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
>$3 Million per trip as the #impotentate flies off to play golf every weekend on the country's dime. 🤔 Seems rather wasteful to me... Was there an "Unlimited Golf" line item in the approved budget? I'm *sure* DOGE will be addressing that posthaste.

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he imagines playing golf while Medicaid is defunded."
March 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
Behold, our freshly crowned IMpotentate!

Fills me with national pride. All hurl!

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump with headline: "Presenting... His Royal Hiney, King RUMP!"
February 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
hoomanitou.bsky.social
Given his grandeur status with MAGA I believe the title would be Impotentate
April 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
stechjo.bsky.social
There's a reason the Russian President is jokingly referred to as Vladolf Putler in European circles.

Meanwhile our Impotentate-in-Chief is becoming a laughing stock in Europe.
June 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
joefink53.bsky.social
A gift from a potentate to an impotentate...
Wonder what of ours he secretly gave Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani...

abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
Trump administration poised to accept 'palace in the sky' as a gift for Trump from Qatar: Sources
President Trump poised to accept "palace in the sky" as a gift from Qatar: Sources
abcnews.go.com
May 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
tomdiogenes.bsky.social
King Don wants to hand out tariff cash to buy votes, but, as much as he likes to fantasize about it, the Orange Impotentate cannot just give money away that comes from tax or tariff revenue. Under the Constitution, that responsibility falls to Congress not the executive.
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
snippy-tinman.bsky.social
The Bishop has not bent her knee to the Impotentate King Donold. Nor has she hypocritically altered the teachings of her faith to join the millions of so-called Christians who have.
January 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
susannahredelfs.bsky.social
Led by none other than the Grand Impotentate, Trump.
August 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
susannahredelfs.bsky.social
Trump, America’s Impotentate.
July 17, 2026 at 12:14 PM
mvij.org
World richies Ambanis and Renaults at inaugural to offer crypto wallet tribute or suitcases of cash to the new impotentate. Running it back to the 1600s
January 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
bagelradio.bsky.social
One more question: children (& immature adults) often tip off that they are lying by coming up with multiple excuses for the same offense…how does MAGA not recognize that behavior in their felonious impotentate on a daily basis?

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August 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM