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September 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
Left Twitter a couple of months ago. Mental health markedly improved.
January 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Left Twitter a couple of months ago. Mental health markedly improved.
Pete update - he’s much improved today 😺
January 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Pete update - he’s much improved today 😺
I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt
December 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt
improved background removal and use as farcille sticker
September 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
improved background removal and use as farcille sticker
Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.
August 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.
Fall arriving = instantly improved mood 🥰
September 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Fall arriving = instantly improved mood 🥰
New and improved Houndoom! The horns still get in the way though...
August 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
New and improved Houndoom! The horns still get in the way though...
I improved this guy a little
September 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I improved this guy a little
[sound warning]
"Cera's getting to feel just how 'improved' Talia is"
"Cera's getting to feel just how 'improved' Talia is"
September 27, 2026 at 9:39 PM
[sound warning]
"Cera's getting to feel just how 'improved' Talia is"
"Cera's getting to feel just how 'improved' Talia is"
Guess how much Bernoulli improved at swimming??
April 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Guess how much Bernoulli improved at swimming??
Never feels like I've improved until I compare old pieces 🥹
September 29, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Never feels like I've improved until I compare old pieces 🥹
society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”
just look outside your window 😅
just look outside your window 😅
October 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually
My night just improved by 8000% due to this absolute beauty. 🐈⬛
March 31, 2026 at 11:40 PM
My night just improved by 8000% due to this absolute beauty. 🐈⬛
Me popping back to Twitter to see if it's improved....
November 16, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Me popping back to Twitter to see if it's improved....
Newly improved render for Felix
June 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Newly improved render for Felix
Mike Johnson shamelessly lies: "We strengthened Medicaid. We improved healthcare access and we lowered premiums with our legislation."
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Mike Johnson shamelessly lies: "We strengthened Medicaid. We improved healthcare access and we lowered premiums with our legislation."
At least some people’s lives have improved in Donald Trump’s America.
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
At least some people’s lives have improved in Donald Trump’s America.
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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September 27, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
Genuinely, drawing porn improved my mental health
Rummaging around in the 2022 twt chest, fishing this tweet out, polishing it off on my shirt and giving it to you
November 17, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Genuinely, drawing porn improved my mental health