So they're... just floating my bone marrow, sapping and impurifying my essence?
October 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
So they're... just floating my bone marrow, sapping and impurifying my essence?
The pseudo AV system has some pretty horrifying implications for the setting going forward, because it allows the gallerhorn aristocratic class to mutilate children in order to utilize their super weapons without impurifying their precious bodies.
Not that the setting is likely to see anymore.
Not that the setting is likely to see anymore.
October 4, 2026 at 6:32 AM
The pseudo AV system has some pretty horrifying implications for the setting going forward, because it allows the gallerhorn aristocratic class to mutilate children in order to utilize their super weapons without impurifying their precious bodies.
Not that the setting is likely to see anymore.
Not that the setting is likely to see anymore.
What about our precious bodily fluids? Are foreign nationals sapping and impurifying our precious bodily fluids or not?
September 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
What about our precious bodily fluids? Are foreign nationals sapping and impurifying our precious bodily fluids or not?
That must be the real reason Hegseth has booted so many long-serving senior officers out of the Pentagon: there’s a vast furry network in our armed forces, covertly sapping and impurifying our military’s vital bodily fluids. Fluoridation and vaccines are the major weapons of this evil furry cabal.
September 24, 2026 at 5:14 AM
That must be the real reason Hegseth has booted so many long-serving senior officers out of the Pentagon: there’s a vast furry network in our armed forces, covertly sapping and impurifying our military’s vital bodily fluids. Fluoridation and vaccines are the major weapons of this evil furry cabal.
So obviously this is partly an attempt to find confirmation for their belief that woke-ism is sapping and impurifying our precious bodily fluids or whatever. But I have a theory it's really an attempt to harness DoD money to develop a government-subsidized cure for middle age for rich men.
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
September 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
So obviously this is partly an attempt to find confirmation for their belief that woke-ism is sapping and impurifying our precious bodily fluids or whatever. But I have a theory it's really an attempt to harness DoD money to develop a government-subsidized cure for middle age for rich men.
Communists are impurifying people's bodily fluids through fluoridation.
May 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Communists are impurifying people's bodily fluids through fluoridation.
Communists are impurifying people's bodily fluids through fluoridation.
March 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Communists are impurifying people's bodily fluids through fluoridation.
Kind of reminds me of general Jack D. Ripper in Dr Strangelove....
A "crazy" general who initiates a nuclear attack on the Soviet Union out of paranoia about communist conspiracy and fluoridation of water. Driven by a belief that a communist plot was "impurifying precious bodily fluids,"
A "crazy" general who initiates a nuclear attack on the Soviet Union out of paranoia about communist conspiracy and fluoridation of water. Driven by a belief that a communist plot was "impurifying precious bodily fluids,"
August 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Kind of reminds me of general Jack D. Ripper in Dr Strangelove....
A "crazy" general who initiates a nuclear attack on the Soviet Union out of paranoia about communist conspiracy and fluoridation of water. Driven by a belief that a communist plot was "impurifying precious bodily fluids,"
A "crazy" general who initiates a nuclear attack on the Soviet Union out of paranoia about communist conspiracy and fluoridation of water. Driven by a belief that a communist plot was "impurifying precious bodily fluids,"
…and to stop the sapping and impurifying of our “precious bodily fluids.”
August 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
…and to stop the sapping and impurifying of our “precious bodily fluids.”
To be fair, it’s not Italians in that thread who’re complaining about Americans sapping and impurifying their precious national traditions.
August 21, 2023 at 2:57 PM
To be fair, it’s not Italians in that thread who’re complaining about Americans sapping and impurifying their precious national traditions.
Even the claim that vaccines alter your DNA is not new to mRNA vaccines. One of our new ACIP members was making this claim about HPV vaccines in 2012. www.respectfulinsolence.com/2012/10/02/g...
"Genetically modified" vaccines and GMOs: Sapping and impurifying all our precious bodily fluids?
About a week ago, I wrote one of my usual meandering posts in which I pointed out the similarities between two different anti-science movements. On the one hand, there are anti-vaccinationists, who fe...
www.respectfulinsolence.com
July 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Even the claim that vaccines alter your DNA is not new to mRNA vaccines. One of our new ACIP members was making this claim about HPV vaccines in 2012. www.respectfulinsolence.com/2012/10/02/g...
General Ripper voice: The bodily fluids! He’s impurifying their bodily fluids!
April 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
General Ripper voice: The bodily fluids! He’s impurifying their bodily fluids!
It didn't make the cut, so I'm reposting my entry for the Mega Man Robot master design contest! Mosquito Man is, like a real mosquito, mainly designed for general mayhem, sapping and impurifying the precious mechanical fluids of robots, and generally ruining good things.
#Megaman
#Megaman
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
It didn't make the cut, so I'm reposting my entry for the Mega Man Robot master design contest! Mosquito Man is, like a real mosquito, mainly designed for general mayhem, sapping and impurifying the precious mechanical fluids of robots, and generally ruining good things.
#Megaman
#Megaman
/President kills Iranian schoolchildren
“This Hasan Piker fellow is impurifying the soul of our United States”
“This Hasan Piker fellow is impurifying the soul of our United States”
April 24, 2026 at 9:16 PM
/President kills Iranian schoolchildren
“This Hasan Piker fellow is impurifying the soul of our United States”
“This Hasan Piker fellow is impurifying the soul of our United States”
I need a modern-day Dr. Strangelove remake except now General Ripper thinks it's the vaccines that are sapping and impurifying our precious bodily fluids.
September 27, 2023 at 6:10 PM
I need a modern-day Dr. Strangelove remake except now General Ripper thinks it's the vaccines that are sapping and impurifying our precious bodily fluids.
I also don't buy the argument that Roman historians were simply smearing Elagabalus as a tranny because she was foreign (Syrian) and thus in their eyes just another painted oriental they had to depict impurifying Rome. I doubt this for a number of reasons:
May 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I also don't buy the argument that Roman historians were simply smearing Elagabalus as a tranny because she was foreign (Syrian) and thus in their eyes just another painted oriental they had to depict impurifying Rome. I doubt this for a number of reasons:
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the “Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
July 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the “Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the “Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
July 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the “Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the “Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
July 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the “Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the “Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
July 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the “Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
July 16, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
July 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄
July 16, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I’m suddenly having flashbacks to DR STRANGELOVE and how the Communist infiltration" is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids.". 🙄