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We’ve officially entered That Time of Year™ and I LOVE the holidays. All of them. The lights, the snacks... Picture me dressed up and decorated so over the top that even the Rockefeller Christmas Tree loses its needles in shame!

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someecards-style digital illustration shows Aziraphale wide-eyed and earnestly eating a forkful of cake, his curly hair and bow tie drawn in grayscale against a solid pink background. To the left, bold black text reads: “The ugly battle between me and carbs all December is the real war on Christmas.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
rubygold.bsky.social
I took a Social Media break in October and it was phenomenal! I rested, I vibed, and I actually slept. Peak human experience. Highly recommend.

Now I'm re-caffeinated and back, so obviously this month's Ineffable Card had to be coffee themed.
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A digital drawing in the style of someecards. On a light blue background, black text reads: “I always have a well-balanced breakfast of coffee and more coffee.” To the left, a black-and-white illustration shows Crowley drinking from a large "Give Me Coffee Or Give Me Death" mug with confident intensity.
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
rubygold.bsky.social
It’s my birthday month (Hi, fellow libras 👋) so I get a free pass to traumatise y’all with an EVERY jumpscare.

The 1st version is a summary of S2's entire plot and the 2nd version is a courtesy by Lexi (@leximohneyofficial on IG).

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A digital drawing in the style of someecards featuring the Ineffable Husbands. On a pale green background, black text reads: “Let’s not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.” To the right, a black-and-white "EVERY"-illustration, with Crowley kissing Aziraphale while holding him close by the collar of his coat. A digital drawing in the style of someecards featuring the Ineffable Husbands. On a pale green background, black text reads: “Talk about it? Why the Heaven would we talk about it?” To the right, a black-and-white "EVERY"-illustration, with Crowley kissing Aziraphale while holding him close by the collar of his coat.
September 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
rubygold.bsky.social
I think we all on the Northern hemisphere can use this advice right now.

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A digital drawing in the style of someecards. On a blue background, black text reads: “Remember during the heat wave to stay indoors and exert minimal energy like every other day of your life.” Below the text is a vintage-style illustration of Aziraphale-as-Crowley (as seen in S1 during Crowley's trial in Hell) reclining in a clawfoot bathtub filled with water, wearing only a black undershirt, black underpants and knee-high socks, striking an exaggeratedly lazy pose with limbs flopped in different directions.
July 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
rubygold.bsky.social
Strap in, it’s ✨GAY CHRISTMAS✨ (aka Pride Month)

Your June mission: Annoy bigots and drown TERFs in their own salty tears!

Go forth and manifest maximum gay BUT ALSO: Protect your peace stay safe! #PrideOrPerish

#goodomens #ineffablehusbands #ineffablecards #aziracrow #pride #pridemonth
A digital drawing in the style of someecards, showing Aziraphale setting pretty in his French-Revolution clothing, smiling smugly. The text says: “Well, of course we gays dress well. We didn’t spend all of that time in the closet doing nothing.”
June 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
rubygold.bsky.social
I’ve been wanting to do an Ineffable Card with the legendary chest touch for a while now and I finally have the perfect phrase for it!

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A Good-Omens-meets-someecards illustration featuring Aziraphale touching Crowley’s chest as seen in Season2, Episode 2. The caption on the left reads: “You make me want to touch myself with your hand.”
May 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
rubygold.bsky.social
Happy April Fool's Day.

Stay safe out there today and perhaps hide your coffee cups or so...

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A digital drawing in the style of Someecards featuring Crowley and Aziraphale sitting together on a bench. Crowley, in his usual slouched posture, leans slightly toward Aziraphale as he speaks, while Aziraphale sits prim and proper, hands neatly resting on his thighs, a subtle smile playing on his lips. The text reads: ‘It’s April Fool’s Day. Let’s fool around.’”
April 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
rubygold.bsky.social
I couldn’t leave for my vacation without dropping this month’s Ineffable Card. My Patreon might be on a break this month but my delulu loyalty isn’t.

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A digital drawing/e-card in the style of someecards, showing Aziraphale dancing the Gavotte and Crowley dancing in his 70s outfit. The text says "While everyone's working, I'm on vacation like..."
March 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
rubygold.bsky.social
Another month, another Ineffable Card.
This time, it’s obviously Valentine’s Day themed (because capitalism said so, and who am I to argue?)

I couldn’t decide on a phrase, so now you get to choose your favourite

#goodomens #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands #ineffablecards #valentinesday
Digital drawing of Aziraphale and Crowley in the style of someecards. Aziraphale and Crowley clank champagne glasses while dining at the Ritz. The card itself is pink and Aziraphale and Crowley are black and white, in a cross-hatching style. The text reads: “I hate Valentine’s Day unless you’d like to be my date.” Digital drawing of Aziraphale and Crowley in the style of someecards. Aziraphale and Crowley clank champagne glasses while dining at the Ritz. The card itself is pink and Aziraphale and Crowley are black and white, in a cross-hatching style. The text reads: “Let’s schedule enough dates berween now and February 13 so that it won’t be awkward to go out on Valentine’s Day.”
February 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
rubygold.bsky.social
Happy New Year and enjoy this new Ineffable Card

I hope 2025 started with glitter in your hair, confetti in odd places & a random traffic cone mysteriously occupying your kitchen. If not, did you even party? (Yes. Yes you did.)

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A digital artwork in the style of someecards, depicting Crowley and Aziraphale kissing passionately on an old fashioned sofa, surrounded by empty wine bottles and glasses. The text of the card says: “This year let’s resolve to make better bad decisions.”
January 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
rubygold.bsky.social
I made some Ineffables cards which I gave out as freebies during TIC5 and thought you might enjoy them.

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Crowley sprawling on a bench. A duck sits next to him, quacking at him. The text says “Even my pet finds me depressing.” Aziraphale holding a wine bottle and raising a full wine glass, smiling. The text says “I know the perfect wine that pairs wonderfully with you sitting back and watching my descent into inebriation.” 1862 Ineffables as seen in the show - feeding the ducks at St. James’ park. Crowley hands over a note to Aziraphale. The text says “I’d like your permission to slightly exaggerate our friendship.” 1941 Ineffables - Aziraphale dressed as the Amazing Mr. Fell. They sit on the canapé in the changing room of the theatre. Aziraphale reveals the polaroid that he tricked off of Furfur to Crowley. The text says “I believe we are both in agreement that the events of last night, while undoubtedly a mistake, deserve of a reprisal at the earliest convenience.”
August 3, 2024 at 2:45 PM