#instabrick
the exact reason I would never buy a Tesla - one of the biggest purchases of my life and some jagoff in a cubicle somewhere can instabrick it for all kinds of reasons. Letting this regime continue is gonna leave the US with a massive military that's unwelcome everywhere.
March 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If we're in person? Apparently there's a look I get on my face. I've never seen it, but it triggers go time. I also like to level eye contact, tug at the waistband of their shorts/boxers & say "take this off". Once I whispered in someone's ear "why are your clothes still on?" Fam was on instabrick 😂
how y’all ask for sex ?
March 30, 2026 at 12:58 PM
i say go further, demolish them, use the ins and outs of the system to ruin microsofts entire network, by the end of the year running microsoft products on anything should instabrick it, cost em all so much they determine bringing everyone back at 10x the salary is the only financially viable option
July 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I call her The Instabrick 9000
October 21, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Holy fuck that’s hot! Instabrick!
May 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM