instaclown

Merla the magician. The purchase demographics for this Instaclown are skewed toward single adults for some reason

Slappy, the original Instaclown! While primitive in comparison to later models, the novelty of instant party entertainment quickly turned FunTek into a household name. Also some early units could spontaneously combust but nobody died so don't worry about it.

Francis is an Instaclown by name only, preferring the art of miming instead of flashy theatrics or childish slapstick. His skills are rarely appreciated, and he gets jealous of the attention other Instaclowns get... so much so that he'll sometimes cut their performances short.

Clown royalty, Princess Pom! This InstaClown is the perfect centerpiece to any princess-themed birthday party. Be aware though that she has a certain... commanding presence around other clowns (sold separately) that they might not appreciate.

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@orfdasgespraech.bsky.social Keine NR Wahl. Dann schickt die @beate.neos.eu halt einen Instaclown und Partei Adlatus?

Na das ist schwach!

The (Hilarious) weed hold makes me wonder… would a modified InstaClown be able to stay inflated from hot air or steam instead of helium…?