#insured
It’s time to realize that the number of insured people is not the right metric for the following reasons :
January 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Oh yeah for sure. Definitley try to get non-insured individual pricing at your local hospital. Definitely a Good Idea.
BARTIROMO: What is the GOP's healthcare plan?

RICK SCOTT: Many times you can buy it way cheaper by just going directly to a doctor or a hospital or surgery center rather than going through the insurance product. Let them buy their own insurance.
January 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
FDIC insured
The caucus has to pay their weekly dues to the Kabas Bank of Bitch Bucks
July 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
ME: Are you sure this is okay? It seems like everyone is mad at me
CHATGPT: Absolutely! Robbing a federally insured bank harms no one, as deposits are insured by the federal government. Remember: have fun, and don’t spend it all in one place!
May 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If your employer self insured, share this with your management.

Your CEO doesn't realize they are getting ripped off on their pharmacy benefits.

Here is how

www.nasdaq.com/articles/elo...
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February 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If fewer people are insured, costs don’t vanish. They shift: to hospitals via uncompensated care, to insured patients via higher prices, to the uninsured who bear the burden of ill health, and to taxpayers via bailouts and subsidies.
January 16, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Lorenz: We have uninsured Americans with a 40% higher risk of death compared to insured—

Hannity: That’s not the topic.
April 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
September 27, 2026 at 1:23 PM
quick question was the tea in the Boston Harbor insured
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March 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
my lips? juicy
my ass? fat
my pussy? FDIC-insured
October 25, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Medicine should be free

Guns should have to be insured
June 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
October 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
a poster that says one nation under insured with an eagle
ALT: a poster that says one nation under insured with an eagle
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August 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Then Jesus said unto the sick "Fuck off. You're not insured. "
October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Okay, for the last time:

Abyss = only for staring.
Void = only for screaming.

Please stop screaming into abysses, we’re not insured for that.
March 3, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Getting into the insured group chat
September 26, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Or heated, or insured
August 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
IT'S OKAY GUYS

those cars are insured. And are things that don't suffer or feel pain.
June 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Over 5 million Texans lack health insurance. We are consistently the least insured state in the union, but sure Islam is our number one problem.

Racism melts brains, kids. Don't try it even once.
Roy: "Islam is deeply inconsistent with Western civilization and has no place informing our rules, our laws...This is a political ideology designed to overtake our way of life and turn Texas into an Islamic state. This is the #1 issue we face and its not even close."
June 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Fraud, waste and abuse comes from the providers NOT the insured.
April 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
They need malpractice insurance like doctors. If they can't be insured, they can't be hired. Get two birds with one stone.
June 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
ME: are you guys FDIC insured?

RECEPTIONIST: sir, this is a sperm bank
November 25, 2024 at 10:12 PM
If they can get insured.
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
if you care about a couple insured waymos you are exceptionally stupid
June 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
October 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM